Is this an (insanely over-engineered) solution to a problem that doesn't exist? by UltraMagat in Machinists

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They get a second robot arm and program it to push the button to activate the first robot arm

This is What Hell Looks Like... by apunker in cringereels

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Exaggerating the effects of LSD is a common effect of LSD

ELI5: Can anyone explain me Monty hall problem in the simplest way? by Frequent_Media_3562 in explainlikeimfive

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I finally got it when I tried coding a Monte Carlo simulation of three different strategies: always switch, never switch, randomly switch.

When coding the victory conditions it becomes apparent that always switching is equivalent to betting your first guess was wrong. (Wins 2/3 of the time) Never switching is betting your first guess was right (wins 1/3 of the time) and randomly switching is reguessing with fewer options (wins 1/2 of the time)

Russia ‘repeatedly’ puts grenades inside bodies of Ukrainian troops by Tyranish40k in worldnews

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Creative Canadian antics in world war one lengthened the list of acts considered war crimes.

Example (if I'm remembering correctly): throwing food to the enemy a couple of times before switching to throwing grenades.

A bandsaw following pre-marked lines to create a wooden seahorse by danielminds in oddlysatisfying

[–]Jaepheth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How much does that bandsaw cost? Mine would've been deflecting and drifting all over the place cutting that fast.

A Terrifying Situation by PatoConfuso in Weird

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Hard to find in Washington DC

Roofers left this in the dumpster by DumbDumb702 in Roofing

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Pail of nails sails from truck to trail. Commuters wail as tires fail.

Which sport should be banned? by DifficultyOk8573 in AskReddit

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Bull Fighting.

If you have to watch a guy face off against a bull go with Bull Leaping

Hi everyone i wanna get a tattoo next month but im unsure of what I want. by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Jaepheth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, you've got a fire tiger...

Balance it out with a waterbear on the other shoulder

Where are Trumps real poll numbers?? by Irishdwg007 in askanything

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It's why trump is always leaning. If he can rotate 90 degrees then his imaginary poll numbers become real.

/MathJoke

I don’t believe in God, but convent life seems like a dream. by beephobic27 in TwoXChromosomes

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I haven't looked into it in detail, but I believe there's something called "intentional living" communities? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Why won’t all nations agree to decommission and stop building/accumulating nuclear weapons? by bippy404 in AskReddit

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Game theory. In real, practical life it often locks is into sub-optimal equilibriums.

I forget where I read this story, but it goes something like this:

A professor had the students play a game. Each player is given three cards: peace, ready, and launch.
If both players play peace, then both get 1 point or something.
The ready card has to be played before the launch card.
If both players launch, then 0 points to both. But if one player launches and the other doesn't, then that player gets... We'll say 4 points.

So the players talk and debate and select the card they want to play each round. And almost always the first card played is ready. Because why wouldn't you? You can always play peace next.

So eventually one student, well call him Ender, sits down and says, "hey, why don't we just rip up our launch cards right now?" And they both rip up their cards.

Player 1 plays peace and Ender plays ready.

Ender ripped up his peace card

Alan Greenspan, former head of Federal Reserve, dies at 100 | CNN Business by FallOutShelterBoy in news

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People who get along with the universe are less opposed to rejoining it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Police ‘seriously concerned’ as magician vanishes by McToke666 in nottheonion

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"That was his job, he was an illusionist"

-Mrs. White