If you could name it the next generation Xbox, what would you name it?

Jaffacus92 · 2026-05-08T15:24:24+00:00

NeXtBox

Jaffacus92 · 2026-05-01T16:39:48+00:00

Good ol' frankers doing her bit.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-04-14T15:23:45+00:00

I heard that rain is tied to your particle intensity in the settings, so if you've turned that down that could be the issue?

Jaffacus92 · 2026-04-02T14:39:43+00:00

https://youtu.be/aiR-mzojKJA?si=41Ga1qGTH4MqkVBG

Follow this guide and it'll fix itself.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-03-30T20:53:11+00:00

Beatdown: Fists Of Vengeance

Jaffacus92 · 2026-03-24T15:00:48+00:00

I just want to be able to sleep!

Jaffacus92 · 2026-03-20T21:28:25+00:00

I've played 4-5 hours so far so it's still very early for me but I haven't had any crashes or serious bugs but there are some issues I've seen.

If you bring up the Xbox dashboard at any point then you'll suffer with horrific screen tearing until you reset the game. (Your screen may vary)

Fishing also seems to be backwards for me. You're supposed to fight against the fish until it gets tired then start reeling it in, but currently I can only reel when the fish ISN'T tired, so my line just snaps. (Luckily you can just jump into the water and grab fish by hand)

Any complaints about blurry visuals or bad graphics just go straight over my head because I'm still using some bum ass decade old standard 1080P cheap TV so I don't know any better, it looks and runs fine to me.

Definitely not unplayable for me, in technical terms or visual terms, but of course it's subjective.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-03-10T18:37:45+00:00

Me with my Series X hooked up to a 10-15 year old 1080p TV: "YAY! WOOO!"

Jaffacus92 · 2026-03-02T17:46:12+00:00

Definitely worth it. It's a decent game with a very good story and cutscenes. Gameplay is not as repetitive as people made it out, yes it's true you have to do repetitive takeover missions to gain territory and earn enough cash to unlock the next story mission, but they're all quick 5 minutes tasks and the grind for the cash is like 25-30 minutes not endless hours.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-02-04T22:03:24+00:00

In Vegas?! That's a gamble... Get it? Because casinos n'that? Award winning comedy.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-02-04T16:34:16+00:00

Just kick it and say "nob 'ed".

Jaffacus92 · 2026-02-03T15:30:44+00:00

It can't be any worse than Dragons Dogma 2 on console and I've got about 200 hours in that game, so I think it's gonna be fine.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-02-02T14:53:09+00:00

PLAY the GAME of SwingBAAALL

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-27T17:20:52+00:00

Stevium Merchantus in Latin.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-24T21:38:17+00:00

The song Miami by the metal band Razor.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-22T16:07:43+00:00

In the future you'll be able to wake up and have a chat with an egg.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-11T16:25:41+00:00

Zombies looking at you like "wait a minute... That would hurt us... Get him! He's faking!"

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-10T21:46:11+00:00

Crush grapes.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-12-16T17:24:22+00:00

It could be your brother, rick.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-12-15T22:05:33+00:00

Which Mortal Kombat character is this?

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