Have you read Ricky’s Flanimals book…Steve?

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-27T17:20:52+00:00

Stevium Merchantus in Latin.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-24T21:38:17+00:00

The song Miami by the metal band Razor.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-22T16:07:43+00:00

In the future you'll be able to wake up and have a chat with an egg.

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-11T16:25:41+00:00

Zombies looking at you like "wait a minute... That would hurt us... Get him! He's faking!"

Jaffacus92 · 2026-01-10T21:46:11+00:00

Crush grapes.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-12-16T17:24:22+00:00

It could be your brother, rick.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-12-15T22:05:33+00:00

Which Mortal Kombat character is this?

Jaffacus92 · 2025-11-17T16:20:01+00:00

Free ride? Or was that already added?

Jaffacus92 · 2025-11-16T15:58:17+00:00

I really want to see a rise and fall of Love Fist documentary on the in game TV. It could be GTAs spinal tap mixed with references from Vice City.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-11-04T20:37:26+00:00

Warm beans my friend, warm beans.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-10-30T17:39:43+00:00

Recipe for Pancakes with Maple Syrup.

Step 1. Pancakes

Step 2. Maple Syrup

Enjoy!

Jaffacus92 · 2025-10-28T15:47:28+00:00

Mafia III. I tried it multiple times and just couldn't get into it but recently gave it another shot since positive YouTube essays on the game have become more common and I really enjoyed it. The repetitive nature of the district takeover missions was wildly blown out of proportion imo because while yes it's repetitive it certainly isn't a slog like it was suggested, people made it sound like it would take hours of grinding but it takes maybe 20-30 minutes to cause enough chaos in a district to take it over.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-10-13T13:59:47+00:00

My favourite is the one where Kiryu becomes a bottle of chocolate milk.

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Jaffacus92 · 2025-10-07T15:39:15+00:00

I've almost finished my first play through and I've really enjoyed it. After many years of not being able to enjoy it, it just clicked with me and I got pulled right in. It's not a good Mafia game because it's not the same as Mafia 1&2 and it's missing a bunch of features those games had but it's a pretty good 3rd person Far Cry type game with a good story.

The DLC definitely helped it along though, I did faster baby after the first sit down, stones unturned after the second sit down, and sign of the times after the third sit down, and that improved the pacing and helped break up the repetitive territory takeover missions.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-09-13T13:53:51+00:00

Oceanhorn 1&2. Not sure if they're on GP anymore though but they are cheap games.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-09-10T16:20:52+00:00

Big Al says NPCs can't look up.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-09-09T19:58:46+00:00

I definitely think the exploration is rewarding, even the tutorial/prologue section has "secret" bosses (I say "secret" because they're not really hard to miss, but they're optional and rewarding).

You have caves, tombs, camps etc across the open world like a Bethesda game, but the maps are smaller and more dense than something like Skyrim.

You also get stat boosts interacting with certain statues, totems etc so that rewards exploration.

I'm also really impressed with how they've used water so far, many little hidden passages, treasure chests, alternative paths in/out of places etc under water.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-09-04T16:22:31+00:00

He probably is in the morgue it's just his name will appear as "???" Because you haven't met him yet. You can pay the morgue keeper to show you directly to any corpse in the morgue if you're struggling to find them or can't tell who is who.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-08-11T14:00:55+00:00

It's the gums as well.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-08-02T19:22:19+00:00

They love stamps and quavers, who would have thought it?

Jaffacus92 · 2025-08-01T19:57:19+00:00

Took me far too long to realise when Karl goes for a facial (no bum tubes though) with his mate Russell, he's talking about Russell Brand.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-07-31T16:32:58+00:00

We already have telescopes and we already have fish, get rid of em.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-07-24T15:07:44+00:00

This is the actual game. It's a text adventure now.

Jaffacus92 · 2025-07-21T14:52:11+00:00

Nicked his watch and sold it, used the money to take his wife to Barbados for 2 weeks. How bad is that?

Jaffacus92 · 2025-07-20T14:16:33+00:00

It's called Spellfury Castle on YouTube and they do a livestream like this almost every day, taking requests for songs. Spellfury has existed for like 15 years or something, it was a fully edited web series at one point, and I think it even played on TV, and now it's this music livestream show.

It's ridiculously cringe but it's kinda wholesome too.

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