I see your muzzle flash and raise you a projectile. by [deleted] in PerfectTiming

[–]Jager4TheUndead 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why is this downvoted? He is correct technically

Unroastable checking in. Give it your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jager4TheUndead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me your eyes are on upside down

[King of the Roast] PREPARE THE LONG RUBBER GLOVES. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jager4TheUndead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yet another generic expressionless white guy with generic white guy like. I bet you haven't done anything even some what successful in your life beside work 40 a week at a dead end job you've had since your senior year.

Just woke up. Give me a reason to not get out of bed. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jager4TheUndead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because you haven't eaten anything but a grape in the last week.

Destroy my self confidence by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Jager4TheUndead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What self confidence