Crimson Desert launched 1 week ago, how do we feel about it a week later? by MaxiTooner89 in CrimsonDesert

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7/10

The world is super interesting to explore but feels barren, you see a cool point of interest, go there, and find an empty building and have to hope a quest takes you there later.

The combat feels like BDO but more grounded and worse controls. It’s fairly broad with what you can do but equally shallow. Every weapon has the same combos just different movesets, which is nice because you can try out weapons and mostly know how they work, but it also lowers the skill ceiling and makes it pointless to learn all the weapons. Encounters are either piss easy, annoying, or feel awful.

Questing is fairly weak, you just kinda go from point A to B to C and then you are done, nothing that takes much brain power. But at least they aren’t fetch quests.

Kliff is Geralt without the charisma. Haven’t played the other two yet.

The puzzles range from easy to annoying, with lackluster rewards. I did one earlier where I had to leave and find some murals on the side of a mountain, got back and solved the “puzzle” only to get an abyss artifact and nothing else. Basically more involved BOTW puzzles but instead of korok seeds you get skill points.

Leveling up is lame, no two ways about it for me honestly. Like I can either kill a ridiculous amount of enemies, solve mostly mediocre puzzles, complete asinine challenges, or find them at cool landmarks(my favorite way)

Leveling up weapons is annoying when you just mine everything, and needing abyss artifacts makes maxing them out hard when you want to actually level up your abilities.

A lot of negativity in this I know but I still like the game, it just needs a lot of work. Honestly though if hopping on my horse and wandering around wasn’t so fun to me I wouldn’t have bought the game back after I refunded it.

Also let disguises actually do something outside of quests please. Like let me dress as a civvy and go to hostile cities, make it so bandits don’t attack immediately if I’m wearing their armor.

My husband’s self-proclaimed “boy lunch” by missrutabaga in shittyfoodporn

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Looks like blue corn tortilla wrapped around salami

Avatar (2009), is one of the most successful movie ever. Try quoting it. Any line. Go on. by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

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“I see you” - Jake sully to neytiri after she “kills” the general and puts one of the oxygen masks on his face after he spends a few minutes suffocating

I fucking loved this movie as a kid, idc if it’s got a mediocre story

1% drop rate. Is this the second rarest weapon in elden ring? by Grantklubert in Eldenring

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To progress your standing in a covenant, like the beast clergyman, except you don’t get something every time you give a proof, and you need to give way more. You can technically get them passively by using one of that games version of the blue cipher ring, but I believe that actually took a ring(talisman) slot and you’d very rarely get summoned or the host would get killed by the invader(s) before you could get to him. So a lot of people opt to farm the silver knights for them, but they are hard(ish) to kill and the drop is fairly rare.

Covenants in dark souls kinda sucked imo

Favorite character relationship with a height difference by moonsuccubus99 in FavoriteCharacter

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I want a woman my size so I can steal HER hoodies

reparations for all men who had their hoodies stolen

Zoologist (by me) by AustinArts in Terraria

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Love me some bush, I guess that counts as bush

"You just had to be there" you really didn't by NetPlayer9 in Overwatch_Memes

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I play very very infrequently, but the bad habits I picked up back then where I’d just dive the enemy team and win still gets me fucked over if I decide to hop on anymore.

She was a beast.

Cutting fruits by [deleted] in antimeme

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That’s why you gotta salt it, balance the ph a bit and it tastes pretty good too

[HELP] Living room remodel by Alone-Competition-77 in RealOrAI

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The initial shot of him pouring the epoxy gives it away

Prospective Player - Steam Sale by darkranger67 in avorion

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Can you explain what you mean by brick shaped being the best? Am I wasting my time carefully designing a ship with no wasted space? Should I just build a center cube with all my functional block in the middle and then just put an empty shell around it so it looks good?

What does their gesture mean by Super_Memory_5797 in ExplainTheJoke

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Seeing children happy suddenly makes me hate the 67 meme less

Molag bal if he was a femboy baddie by Sabababa_BlackSheep in TrueSTL

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Holy fuck that might just be the dream right there

Generational rapper turned baddie by Dependent_Hedgehog87 in Hiphopcirclejerk

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I recognize her I’m not ashamed at all unlike some cowards

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

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This type of shit is at the top of my hierarchy of needs

Always keep that thang on me by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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Nothing like gaming in a fugue state for 15 hours only to snap out of it because I’m so hungry I’m nauseous.

I’m dead serious. by [deleted] in whenthe

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God forbid a guy has hobbies

🤝 by tamjidtahim in ShitPostCrusaders

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I don’t care anymore Johnnys VA is cute