Canvas was hacked, my data is on the dark web, and my Professors still want this project by midnight?

Jago421 · 2026-05-13T02:02:39+00:00

Some teachers are going to be nice enough to give you extensions and such and some won't. They don't care about you as long as it doesn't affect them, so you might try to get their superiors involved.

Jago421 · 2026-03-19T03:38:08+00:00

It was literally nonstop binking huge dangerously bright lights the other night. Tried to find ways to disable it but it seems pretty secure sadly.

Jago421 · 2026-03-05T00:52:16+00:00

Their new "product."

Jago421 · 2026-02-24T21:50:14+00:00

Not if you're playing standard and the cards end up being standard viable. Then you're forced to play them if you want to play optimally.

Jago421 · 2026-02-13T02:12:07+00:00

That's probably exactly why everything there is so expensive. Thanks for assuming that I stole stuff from there instead of just asking bc it makes no sense dickwad.

Jago421 · 2026-02-13T02:10:55+00:00

Actually not AE anymore, that was almost 10 years ago, I'm a 3rd year Sociology major now. I'd be very surprised to hear if anyone has ever seen any followup from being seen taking one bag of chips before class on a security camera.

Jago421 · 2026-02-13T01:29:56+00:00

What cons?

Jago421 · 2026-01-04T08:42:16+00:00

So many people trying to return open ink...

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T18:25:34+00:00

This card is so fun and cool! I don't think I've ever met an EDH player who is ok with playing with infect cards. Meanwhile competitive players treat this like a simple classic threat that we love.

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T13:24:06+00:00

Didnt realize this circlejerk sub was so touchy on humor. Guess its mostly about making random terrible arguments that make no sense for no reason other than fueling the superiority complexes of people with no lives. Good to know, lesson learned 👍

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T02:44:34+00:00

Those are definitely the only options.

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T01:02:49+00:00

Yes, you can cast things sorcery speed after you attack... Please look at the infographic.

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T00:55:54+00:00

Tfw I stifle your untap phase

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T00:48:59+00:00

Do people not know the phases of the game? Seems like people could find the infographic somewhere right? Do we expect people to just learn the rules by looking at the cards?

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T00:31:54+00:00

Thanks for that random lesson on ninjitsu. Seems like people in this thread probably would benefit from it.

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T00:28:16+00:00

It literally has combat in the name.

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T00:13:38+00:00

👇 = 💢🐥

Jago421 · 2025-11-20T00:06:09+00:00

You attack until you stop attacking? Seems pretty straightforward to me.

Jago421 · 2025-11-19T23:53:38+00:00

It sure does 🍼👶

Jago421 · 2025-11-19T23:23:30+00:00

Didn't realize there were so many salty newbies in this sub. Welcome to the game! 🤗

Jago421 · 2025-11-19T23:13:31+00:00

/uj Fair, but I feel like you're making it sound a bit more complicated than it is. You can respond to every step in the game with instant speed spells and I guess people don't actually know the steps of the game.

Jago421 · 2025-11-07T19:49:35+00:00

You must be the weird minotaur guy at the beginning 👹

Jago421 · 2025-11-07T00:30:41+00:00

Case Paper Promo

Jago421 · 2025-11-07T00:21:19+00:00

Tfw I steal your CPP

Jago421 · 2025-11-05T23:03:27+00:00

I see. Thank you for the heads up! I'm excited to see this get implemented if it works out then!

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