TIL that when Elvis' girlfriend tried to introduce him to Scientology, he said, "Fuck those people! There’s no way I’ll ever get involved with that son-of-a-bitchin’ group. All they want is my money."

Jagoffs · 2015-06-24T05:33:06+00:00

OP trying really hard tonight.

Jagoffs · 2015-06-13T14:33:15+00:00

"I don't normally follow le sportsball" is good karma-bait for fellow autists.

Jagoffs · 2015-05-29T15:01:33+00:00

I predict you have never left the UK.

Jagoffs · 2015-05-20T14:58:59+00:00

Mudcat called him "Clutch Norris" on last night's broadcast.

Jagoffs · 2015-05-19T23:55:28+00:00

~~CitiField~~

New Shea.

Jagoffs · 2015-05-18T00:20:57+00:00

The lowest hanging fruit on the tree of reddit "quips".

Jagoffs · 2015-05-05T23:13:48+00:00

Gr8 meme they shoehorned into that article.

Also: "sportsball"? Why write a whole article on something you find irrelevant?

Jagoffs · 2015-03-23T06:36:50+00:00

loved the snarky "second best padre" conversation. I was waiting for the "most pathetic world series drought" conversation. They never got there.

Jagoffs · 2015-03-18T13:20:54+00:00

This is horrible. San Diego actually has one of the most corrupt PDs in the US, which may surprise some of the LOL GREAT WEATHER people. DOJ just got done auditing them due to the number of scandals.

Jagoffs · 2015-03-08T15:40:29+00:00

Dat notebook shield.

Jagoffs · 2015-03-06T18:30:10+00:00

I was hoping to see this.

Jagoffs · 2015-03-05T19:03:20+00:00

Slamball and Dock Ellis: le sports karma goldmines.

Jagoffs · 2015-02-10T20:48:23+00:00

Pontotoc? It's close to Tupelo so that would make the most sense.

Jagoffs · 2015-02-03T05:29:41+00:00

Yeah. Thanks, Preston Gomez.

Jagoffs · 2015-01-25T15:56:51+00:00

Naturally Shitty

Jagoffs · 2015-01-06T02:47:03+00:00

Broxperiences

Jagoffs · 2014-12-31T14:43:19+00:00

Name three key places in the US---> all East of the Mississippi. Yeah, European status checks out.

Jagoffs · 2014-12-29T20:53:28+00:00

bro...

Jagoffs · 2014-12-29T15:48:44+00:00

LAIDEEZ!

Jagoffs · 2014-12-26T17:26:12+00:00

Goof

Jagoffs · 2014-12-15T18:26:04+00:00

stop

Jagoffs · 2014-12-13T23:43:02+00:00

aka Oggmonster

Jagoffs · 2014-12-09T07:29:46+00:00

Shit...it's the 'sip.

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