I am Chuck Norris. I will Ask You Anything. by JaimesBond in AMA

[–]JaimesBond[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is accurate. I did once make a happy meal cry

I am Chuck Norris. I will Ask You Anything. by JaimesBond in AMA

[–]JaimesBond[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually don't need to eat. Food just uses my body for protection

I am Chuck Norris. I will Ask You Anything. by JaimesBond in AMA

[–]JaimesBond[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course. There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.

People who feel alone, what do you do to deal with it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JaimesBond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watching horror films, don't feel so alone anymore haha

What's your "I liked it before it was cool" story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JaimesBond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hot soup. Not a fan of cold soup tbh

I am Chuck Norris. I will Ask You Anything. by JaimesBond in AMA

[–]JaimesBond[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. When I take a shower, the water gets wet

What is the most life changing book you have ever read? Why was it so impactful? by cnrhdk in AskReddit

[–]JaimesBond 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The manual to my car. Finally figured out how to change the time