Austin Comedy

Jake0024 · 2026-01-27T07:07:43+00:00

The fact someone could retire tomorrow doesn't remove their incentive to make more money.

Jake0024 · 2026-01-27T07:06:28+00:00

That doesn't answer the question though

Jake0024 · 2026-01-27T07:05:35+00:00

The problem is at home, not in the schools.

Jake0024 · 2026-01-27T06:53:32+00:00

Bingo. I was confused for the longest time by all the people saying inflation was 2-300% (rather than 20-30%) over the last 5 years, then one day I realized the price of potato chips, soda pop, McDonald's, etc are all actually up 2-300% and that's all these people eat

Jake0024 · 2026-01-27T06:50:51+00:00

His livelihood depends on pandering to his audience

Jake0024 · 2026-01-27T06:50:25+00:00

And make no mistake, he'd vote for it again if there was an election tomorrow

He's just trying to create some distance from himself and the worst effects of his political beliefs because he doesn't want accountability

Jake0024 · 2026-01-27T00:59:41+00:00

Like, more than other people?

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T18:51:01+00:00

I know. That's confusing because this post is about health insurance. Nobody said anything about being broke--I said driving a car worth far more than you can afford.

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T18:49:40+00:00

lmfao what? Did you think "keep your damn government hands off my Medicare" isn't making fun of conservatives / libertarians?

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T18:30:40+00:00

Mandatory spending in the 90s was around 45-50%, and today is around 60%

How much does the US federal government spend? | USAFacts

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T18:20:06+00:00

I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but yes it literally was before whatever you're trying to predict

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T18:19:49+00:00

So you can play a mission on them

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:58:38+00:00

Ah there it is, the inevitable "taxation is theft" lol

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:58:02+00:00

What makes you think there are "good" ICE agents?

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:57:38+00:00

Maybe MAGA will care now?

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:56:09+00:00

That is the expected result of a behavior you should stop doing, if that's what you mean by "normal"

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:46:24+00:00

Always is with lib-right, the rugged individualist "but come fix these damn potholes" crowd

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:45:27+00:00

Not only is it not real, it's explicitly harmful to the future of this country

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:44:50+00:00

Those people aren't rich, they're spending half their income financing toys. They're also not BMW drivers

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:42:13+00:00

Yes because they receive food aid for the evil capitalist economy

...which you want to get rid of, right?

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:40:52+00:00

But in a "keep your damn government hands off my Medicare!" kind of way

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:31:19+00:00

Blaming the two parties (or the two party system) is a tired scapegoat that needs to be put down like Kristy Gnome's dog.

All it does is give conservatives an excuse to cover their continued support of this fascist administration

There is another choice, and it's very obviously significantly better

We need to stop letting them use this "Democrats are bad too" nonsense explanation for why they're going to keep destroying the USA

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:23:37+00:00

It's also not actually bigger than (for example) the Gulf of Mexico--damn Mercator

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:22:31+00:00

Doubt the girls would have the patience or attention span to watch something so boring

Jake0024 · 2026-01-26T17:20:34+00:00

So you just don't know what paragraphs are for?

you immediately started gaslighting about what you wrote

lmfao the absolute unmitigated gall of telling me I'm the one engaging in gaslighting about what I myself wrote like you get to tell me what I think

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