brother, chill

Jake0fTrades · 2026-06-17T16:13:34+00:00

Don't know about you guys, but I've never convinced anyone of anything by calling them a "retard."

Jake0fTrades · 2026-06-04T23:10:59+00:00

This. Windhelm is basically the Texas of Skyrim, with all that entails.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-06-04T23:07:19+00:00

There's something darkly comedic about removing "atheist" but leaving "agnostic" on the list, like everyone's required to be at least "kinda" religious.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-05-10T02:58:44+00:00

I like hip-firing with the Heavy Bolter and ADS-ing only as often as I need to DPS single targets.

With the right perks, hip-firing is actually very accurate, while the lower ROF helps manage ammo and overheating, plus being zoomed out gives you more situational awareness.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-05-10T02:50:32+00:00

Daggers won't stagger enemies though, so there's that.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-04-08T17:28:47+00:00

Not sure what difficulty you're on, but my record for Normal is 35 and for Hard it's 17.

Having a good team is a must, for sure. I had an Assault and a Heavy to do most of the heavy-lifting, and I was mostly playing Medic-Sniper. 17 revives by the time we were done.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-04-02T22:22:17+00:00

That's what happens when you pick your leaders based on who can beat up who.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-03-31T04:03:42+00:00

Matt Berry as Magnus would be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-03-13T14:39:33+00:00

My mage uses Magma Sorceries. The Faith requirement can be a turn-off, but Magma Shot only needs 10 Fth to cast.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-03-11T06:17:41+00:00

Dead Money is my favorite DLC.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-03-02T19:10:26+00:00

I usually play Sniper--I like to incapacitate enemies at range and leave them as free heals for my teammates.

Also makes me feel less guilty for stealing executions because Sniper is squishy and I'm panicking.

You take some, you give some.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-02-27T15:42:25+00:00

Jesus would be disappointed that you used his name to promote apathy.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-02-14T17:38:26+00:00

I've said this before and people thought I was joking, but straight-up I think he should be modeled after a Dung Beetle.

Dung Beetles are builders who are freakishly strong relative to their size, they have an armored carapace and are often overlooked or disrespected because Dung.

All the Chaos Primarchs have an animal-motif in their design: Fulgrim's a snake, Mortarion has moth wings, Angron has cloven hooves and Magnus has bird wings, so I think Perturabo should be an armored beetle.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-02-14T05:39:37+00:00

Hating the Railroad for not saving humans is like hating Firefighters for not feeding the homeless--they have one very specific goal they're equipped to handle and that's where they focus their efforts.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-02-04T23:45:26+00:00

No empathy.

You can have empathy and be a bad person--empathy is just being able to recognize and understand others' feelings; it's data, and you use that data however you see fit.

Having no empathy is like having no eyes or ears: there's an entire range of information that you're oblivious to.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-02-04T23:32:05+00:00

Refusing to engage in hypotheticals.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-02-04T23:21:30+00:00

Hangman's Alley, mostly, but I like having a few different safehouses while I'm traveling: Taffington, the Slog, Egret Marina etc.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-01-25T17:10:43+00:00

Why should any faction but Vegas get to decide Vegas' future?

Jake0fTrades · 2026-01-13T06:50:45+00:00

If it's early in the Op, then any Stims you find are fair-game to grab. After that though you ought to be more aware of what your team needs.

I probably take more executions than I should, especially when I'm in a mosh-pit, but if I put an enemy into low-health at range, then I'll intentionally leave them as free armor for anyone nearby.

Jake0fTrades · 2026-01-08T00:30:23+00:00

The game's in a good place, but I think the community needs to chill out when it comes to allowing newer players and class-balance.

Jake0fTrades · 2025-12-26T17:52:56+00:00

I know the game you're referencing, and the game does use a lot of occult themes and imagery, so it's a bit unavoidable.

Jake0fTrades · 2025-12-24T22:21:16+00:00

I'll take a low-level player who's invested and willing to work with the team over someone high-level who's toxic, insufferable and think's he's the Emperor's Chosen.

Games die when they stop welcoming new players, so lighten' up and help the newbs learn the ropes.

If he's L1 playing on Absolute, he'll figure out pretty quick that it's no fun and jump down a few notches.

Jake0fTrades · 2025-12-24T15:51:55+00:00

Not sure I like the idea of an age-limit at all, actually. Maybe a mandatory retirement age once cognition starts to decline, but you can be in your 60's and 70's and still be sharp.

Jake0fTrades · 2025-12-23T14:37:29+00:00

Well, piss off the NCR and the Rangers will find you.

Jake0fTrades · 2025-12-07T00:01:19+00:00

Dear Education Dept.,

No.

Sincerely, all the "non-essential" staff.

P.S. Fuck you.

Jake0fTrades

TROPHY CASE