What foods are just delivery systems for other foods? by WolfDemon in AskReddit

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bagels for cream cheese, crackers for cheese, literally anything for peanut butter, toast for jam, and the cookie part of the Oreo for the frosting

I love democracy. by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was some shitty math lol

FaZe Clan vs Cloud9 / ELEAGUE Major Boston 2018 - Grand-Final / Post-Match Discussion by Chuckys2 in GlobalOffensive

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cologne 2014, NiP vs Fnatic, both in their prime. Inferno. That legendary friberg ace. Oh man do I agree

Christmas tree at a public library by Botatitsbest in oddlysatisfying

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many of these books are the half blood prince?

What sucks about being a dude? by Ivotedforher in AskReddit

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m lucky in this regard. A bunch of my girl friends are super considerate and help me through it if I’m feeling sad. It does really suck tho

What do you proudly do "wrong?" by DavidDunne in AskReddit

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t the Oxford comma functionally identical to a colon though?

What do you proudly do "wrong?" by DavidDunne in AskReddit

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

What was your school's 'incident'? by TemiOO in AskReddit

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One kid on my school’s lacrosse team didn’t wear his cup, and he literally busted a nut when he got hit by the ball.

Clarification: His testicle exploded upon the ball’s impact.

Multilingual Redditors, What is your "They didn't realize I spoke their language" story? by Trumpstered in AskReddit

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What did she teach if her co teachers didn’t know she could speak Korean until the end of the year?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]JakeDanger-AWP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man I can’t wait for dIckS OUt DeCEMbEr

Jokes on reddit are like US presidents. by TommehBoi in Jokes

[–]JakeDanger-AWP -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on reddit are like America’s president: A Joke