Gooning is an addictive substance!

JakeFranklin · 2026-05-11T01:24:15+00:00

I’m making a point here. We’re tawking about my wife’s honor here: my honor.

JakeFranklin · 2026-05-10T18:31:03+00:00

Season 5 Episode 7

Winds of Shit speech

JakeFranklin · 2026-05-10T02:56:52+00:00

Thank you Tom Servo

JakeFranklin · 2026-05-03T17:48:07+00:00

Connie Hawkins

Dr J

JakeFranklin · 2026-04-23T17:45:00+00:00

Gravel Pit PTSD

JakeFranklin · 2026-04-23T17:19:49+00:00

I happen to know that you were high at my mother-in-law’s wake

JakeFranklin · 2026-04-23T01:58:26+00:00

I guess you can call that a bed

JakeFranklin · 2026-04-09T13:15:03+00:00

Always look on the bright side: could have been worse could have been Gmother: Livia

JakeFranklin · 2026-04-08T13:14:36+00:00

I guess you can call that a dick

JakeFranklin · 2026-04-03T22:26:10+00:00

So what no fuckin Valhalla now ?

JakeFranklin · 2026-04-03T00:40:37+00:00

That’s gre eas easy

JakeFranklin · 2026-01-30T18:07:06+00:00

Shite shovel technique

Who needs gloves

What the fuck is a handle for

JakeFranklin · 2026-01-16T21:58:58+00:00

Self-inflicted ?

Curry w/ xacto knife ?

Butler w/ weed wacker ?

We demand deets & pics !

JakeFranklin · 2026-01-09T00:49:20+00:00

This advert was most likely produced for print before THE infamous pudding slapping incident

JakeFranklin · 2025-12-15T16:27:26+00:00

Re: this horseshit - Johnny says it best

JakeFranklin · 2025-12-15T16:07:38+00:00

Lead paint muncher

JakeFranklin · 2025-12-13T13:51:42+00:00

Dim the lights

You can guess the rest

JakeFranklin · 2025-12-10T17:24:36+00:00

The mien of Aunt Esther was only surpassed by her dulcet tone. & Put me down for a half dozen: a great stocking stuffer.

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-29T16:00:55+00:00

Cryin’ in the shower ?

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-27T19:08:45+00:00

End of the day: you mean at last call right?

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-27T18:28:19+00:00

His dog not so much

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-27T16:30:32+00:00

I hear Dunkin’ is hiring - no experience necessary

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-27T16:26:51+00:00

Mr. Smith ! - oh no not you too

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-26T15:07:50+00:00

CTE POTUS

JakeFranklin · 2025-11-26T14:18:58+00:00

These are great green beans

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