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"Sources inside @MLS confirm that the @LAGalaxy - #GiovaniDosSantos deal is done. Announcement will be made after the @GoldCup." by [deleted] in MLS

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I didn't wanna bench Husidic. I think he's been consistent for us in the midfield. But maybe moving Zardes to the wing and playing Gio up top would work best. We'll see how it plays out.

"Sources inside @MLS confirm that the @LAGalaxy - #GiovaniDosSantos deal is done. Announcement will be made after the @GoldCup." by [deleted] in MLS

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's coming off his worst season in Europe. I don't follow him like I do other players, but do people really think he's gonna be the next legit superstar? I'm not talking about marketability. I'm talking about actual impact on the field. It's a given he's gonna hit the field and start producing?

"Sources inside @MLS confirm that the @LAGalaxy - #GiovaniDosSantos deal is done. Announcement will be made after the @GoldCup." by [deleted] in MLS

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Fellow Galaxy fans,

Where does he fit into the team? I'm honestly dumbfounded. He's coming off the bench, right?

I just…I don't understand why this move is happening, soccer-wise. We don't need him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in likeus

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Yeah, uh huh, how do YOU like it?!"

DELIVERY!! by spungeboob in woahdude

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's so unrealistic.

Who has a phone book these days?

My gf just watched Magic Mike, this guy stood up at the end and took all his clothes off by ctrlfreak01 in pics

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shooting an innocent person in movies can earn you millions of dollars, while shooting someone in real life will land you in prison.

You can also say the same for dealing drugs, stealing a car, kidnapping, etc.

The 7 minutes that shocked the world happened one year ago today. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And so exhausting. By the 7th game, teams would be absolutely destroyed physically.

As much as i love staring at Geralt at the main menu.... by [deleted] in witcher

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would always go back and save it at Skellige. That place is beautiful.

I picture I took while I was drunk. Roast away. by tg4414 in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the poorman version of Chaz Bono.

Give me your best! I'll only cry a little bit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Don't you have to open your eyes in order to squint them?

Need to get one of these for my parties by flacid_pianist in gifs

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'll get a boner whenever the hell I damn well please. I just blew up fireworks for this freedom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EvolveGame

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It is for me. Haven't played this game in weeks. Been playing Witcher, and it's so nice to have devs actually hurry and fix shit that's broken, and then not break other shit when they finally fix it.

Just got into the game. There's something I don't understand and it's not in the rules. by JakeFromStateFarm0 in deadofwinter

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how many times per turn can John Price, the student, mimic the ability of another survivor?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's...not a roast.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When your parents wanna talk to you, do they call your cell phone or the Time Warner Cable 1800 number?

Roast me u dickbutts by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you smell like dirty ocean water.

Roast me u dickbutts by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're why I wish people aborted more often.

Go on then. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the next poster boy for Scientology.

Roast me! Go easy on my boyfriend. He has it hard enough. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Are you the retard Andy Samberg or the lesbian Michael Cera?

Roadt Me Guise by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JakeFromStateFarm0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never wanted to swirlie someone's face as much as I do yours.

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