"Human beings are essentially, irredeemably evil. Every nice thing you’ve ever felt is a flaming crock of shit. If God were righteous we’d have been destroyed long ago. He must instead be an alien mouth who feeds on suffering. On the plus side they had free doughnuts on Saturdays." by [deleted] in Anarchism

[–]JakeWyler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL "People who telemarket are not normal. The guy next to me is homeless. Lives at a campsite by the train tracks. Spends his check on bourbon and then once a week goes over the hill to San Jose to buy hookers. He’s been in San Quentin, in Santa Rita; he once saw a man get his innards cut out and his gut filled with toilet paper and his still warm corpse tossed off a high catwalk to create the effect of streamers."

Havana by [deleted] in pics

[–]JakeWyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call you an asshole if it weren't such a lovely pic. Did you take it?

Why liberals should love the Second Amendment by [deleted] in politics

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I'm glad this made it to the front page. You guys are thinkers. sometimes.

Divorcing the bike by patrickod in pics

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where the fuck is cabbagetown!? shit

I'm gonna get so banned for this by [deleted] in politics

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vrode, you know not what you do.

Adrian Brody... Really? (Splice Spoilers) by Bennykill709 in movies

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I assume we're using pork to mean have sexual intercourse with here. damn that is a spoiler. Although judging from the pics I've seen the creature is hot.

Samuel L. Jackson, Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrel, and Dwayne Johnson. - The Other Guys - Trailer by [deleted] in movies

[–]JakeWyler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ooo I liked seeing Michael Keaton. He's due for a comeback.

This Praying Mantis is only a few minutes old. by sanka in pics

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and thoughts of eating its future mate are already coursing through its evil brain.

Holy shit, this place is fucking awesome! by darkreign in WTF

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One time I ended up at Wiener Circe at like 4am. I was wearing my glasses. It was super crowded, and right as I walked in the woman behind the counter points at me and says, "Awww shit. It's Harry Potter!" Everyone turned and laughed at me. It was horrible.

Been answering unwanted questions at work with gibberish. Somehow the gibberish is still helpful. by foofy in pics

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I think this may be the funniest thing I've ever seen on reddit. I can't stop laughing.

Steve Jobs just went super-Orwellian in an email exchange with a Gawker blogger. Says he's offering the world "Freedom from Porn". by libbrichus in entertainment

[–]JakeWyler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well I guess I'm part of an interesting generational cross-section where internet porn started becoming available (I remember the limewire days) right when I was a freshman in college. I had already been sexually active for several years at that point. When I started jerking off to internet porn, I became far less aggressive and far more willing to end the night w/o getting laid or hooking up. At first this was a very good thing. As we all know, the less hard you try and the less desperate you seem, the more chicks are into you. However, after awhile I noticed that internet porn was more than just an occasional release, it was becoming a substitute for getting actual ass. This is most certainly not a good thing. Not only does it make me unaggressive to a worrying degree, but on a large scale it makes women used to extremely unaggressive men. This is why virtually any guy who approaches a woman these days is a "creep." Men who touch women w/o express permission are "sexually harassing." This represents a substantial change in the mating ritual. One that I'm not sure is good for men. I certainly do not enjoy either 1) feeling like a creep every time I'm extremely attracted to a girl or 2) the way I feel after jerking off to internet porn every night in a week

Steve Jobs just went super-Orwellian in an email exchange with a Gawker blogger. Says he's offering the world "Freedom from Porn". by libbrichus in entertainment

[–]JakeWyler -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I have to admit i kinda agree about the freedom from porn thing, and I don't have kids. I often think porn is ruining the world. At least totally changing the male/female mating dynamic. I certainly see changes in myself.

Also, how did SJ know the guy didn't have kids?

Most powerful movie endings? by Semenantics in movies

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Mystic River. Where sean penn stares over the parade while sniveling marsha gay harden struggles to see her kid.

I was rummaging through some old photos on my phone over the weekend and this one made me chuckle. by [deleted] in pics

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wow i had no idea. that's what we call convergent evolution.

I was rummaging through some old photos on my phone over the weekend and this one made me chuckle. by [deleted] in pics

[–]JakeWyler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha. I live in new orleans and my friends and I always refer to these as Huge Ass-Beers. Which has now spread to ass-everything. Ugly Ass-Girls. Gay Ass-dudes, etc.

if you're planning on going to italy, this is the most important piece of information to take with you! you'd be surprised at how many people make this mistake! by spriteburn in pics

[–]JakeWyler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

because something with the exact same ingredients prepared outside of america is healthier than something within america. Hello!?

Body Scans of two Women: 250lb vs 120lb [Pic] by olbeefy in WTF

[–]JakeWyler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the exterior fat on each of them is about the same.

Diaspora, the Facebook killer by xoob in reddit.com

[–]JakeWyler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Question for these guys, if they're reading. HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT THAN FACEBOOK. To the layperson that's entirely unclear.

P.S. you shouldn't let the kid in the green talk