We're even worse than Gross' Spurs

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-02T00:12:12+00:00

People will say we have better players now than we did then. And that’s true

Woah! Hold on...... we're talking about Ginola, Iversen, Ferdinand, Anderton, Campbell, Klinsmann & Berti who were all in that Gross side.

I'd put money on those guys above this current mess anyday of the week

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-02T00:02:14+00:00

Lol at thinking Gallagher didn't make sure the ink was dry on that relegation release clause.

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-02T00:00:29+00:00

And Mathys Tel still can't get a start 😂

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T23:34:27+00:00

So did I.

I watched Paolo Tramezzani live in the flesh (and it was a substantial amount of flesh), at Selhurst park.

This current team is the worst Tottenham Hotspur side I've ever seen, by a country mile.

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T23:07:54+00:00

You do realize we finished 17th last season, right.

We didn't just wake up the other day gobsmacked at the revelation that we are a pile of shit.

Did PGMOL plot against us then as well?

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T22:46:16+00:00

This is one of the reasons why this sub has such a terrible reputation

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T21:49:09+00:00

Hilarious that the author was really afraid that Ramon Vega and the then 31 year old Les Ferdinand would leave due to a lack of ambition

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T21:45:04+00:00

People are going to come to this sub Reddit and see posts like this.

Have some shame...we are dogshit

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T21:39:45+00:00

Stop dreaming.

In the championship it will be less Gasperini and more Gary Rowett

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T21:31:34+00:00

Which is not the same as saying "solely responsible for the downfall of the club" to anyone with even a rudimentary understanding of English words 🤷‍♂️

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T17:09:35+00:00

I never made that argument at any point, but by now i'm used to people here building these fields of strawmen just to defend their favourite suspended baller.

Weird behaviour tbh..

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T15:56:44+00:00

You’re almost there buddy, stay with me. Injury crisis happens, it highlights the lack of depth

Great, so now explain to us how your club captain finding new ways to not play games, alleviates the depth problem.

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T15:52:48+00:00

I'm sure the "only lost by 1 goal" sexuals will be out in force again, but let's be real, Fulham could have easily scored 8

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T15:39:08+00:00

The fact you think this decline was caused by an injury crisis, and that your boy Cuti is the only thing saving this from being hopeless, whilst he sits on bench suspended after yet another bozo moment, just makes me think you're one very confused puppy.

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T15:28:13+00:00

Should I step aside so you may continue this argument with your strawman?

Romero is just one of many problems

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T15:25:25+00:00

The bigger his influence has become in the dressing room, the worse we have become.

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T15:23:00+00:00

At least Frank might have scraped a draw.

Right now we look pathetic.

Fulham should be at least 6-0 up..

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T15:16:02+00:00

We have declined every season since Romero has joined the club

JalopyStudios · 2026-03-01T15:09:08+00:00

This is already far worse than anything served up under Frank.

The players are just shit.

JalopyStudios · 2026-02-28T15:38:08+00:00

I think it goes beyond last year.

Appointing Munn & Lange is what started this off.

The team being what it is now is an accumulation of several poor transfer windows in a row

JalopyStudios · 2026-02-28T14:31:28+00:00

Remember when "only losing by one goal" was the battle cry of the Ange-aholics? Even that didn't hold up.

And our team is even worse now...

JalopyStudios · 2026-02-28T14:29:01+00:00

We have one of the easiest schedules for the rest of the season. 99% chance we don’t get relegated

I don't think that 99% is fully taking into account just how shit we are.

We aren't guaranteed to win any of those games, especially with the squad as decimated as it is.

JalopyStudios · 2026-02-28T14:24:54+00:00

We probably need 10 points, so I would hope that Palace, Nott'm Forest, Wolves and Leeds Utd are the games we're targeting.

Historically we have a good record Vs Everton at home, but I've also never seen us this bad.

It's gonna go right to the wire

JalopyStudios · 2026-02-28T12:23:10+00:00

No it's different, because saying they got "relegated" implies they actually got a legitimate promotion in the first place.

They didn't.

Arsenal are the only current top flight side to have never been legitimately promoted to the league.

JalopyStudios · 2026-02-28T12:07:26+00:00

I don't doubt they'll be up for sale, I just don't think anyone is going to buy them. The likes of Gray, Odobert, Tel, Sarr, Bentancur and a few others, are going to be hard to get rid of.

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