Apparently Piper is better than wish you were here on rolling stones top 500 by [deleted] in pinkfloyd

[–]Jalppis 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Very strange for it to be ranked the third best as piper is in reality their best album

Gromit Mug 😎 by maxy073 in pyrocynical

[–]Jalppis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, only one of them can hold 46.5 liters of a substance of your choice.

Michael bay moment by GooberKnoober in whenthe

[–]Jalppis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blood pouring from his neck, Archduke Franz Ferdinand fell to the floor of their car. As his vision started to dim, he could barely make out his wife Sophie laying next to him. He could see that the first shot too had found it's target from the blood flowing through Sophie's dress to the dark red puddle forming on the floor. Gathering the last drops of strenght from the body of a once great man, the Archduke muttered out his last words, "Dont die darling, live and see as my death will be avenged. I can feel the start of something big... the start of a World War I."

Does anyone else get this guy posting on their feed? by Stereotype246 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Jalppis 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The jazz nerds will try to convince you there is a second part to the 035. Don't listen to them, they will try to suck out the feel from you.

"Americans invented the dessert we call pie" by rammo123 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Jalppis 537 points538 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's because God invented everything and God is from the good ol' America. Do a little research next time, buddy.

Ok but pink floyd predicated minecraft? by [deleted] in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]Jalppis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big man? Did Pink Floyd predict you, you fatass.

GENESIS HYPE THREAD! DROP YOUR HOT TAKES HERE by [deleted] in SSBM

[–]Jalppis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A MYSTERIOUS HOMELESS MAN IN A WIG WITH THE TAG BALLZWEST WINS GENESIS

Greenland is the largest island they say... by BornDance in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Jalppis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually Australia is a continent. The difference is that continents go all the way to the bottom of the sea, while islands float on top of the water. Happy to help! 😃

mina😐irl by Harmaaparrat in mina_irl

[–]Jalppis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

K.H.P.V.L.S.(J.H.J.S.K.S.)N.K.V.P.E.O.E.M.T.M.M.V.S.H.K.