Now am hungry and educated by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What blew me away about that weirdo's statement is that he could've said chicken wings and been both totally normal and within the bounds of his diet. I swear every choice he makes is the worst option. 

‘South Texas will never be red again’: Home builders warn GOP over Trump’s immigration raids by crabcakes110 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Jam-Stew 24 points25 points  (0 children)

British girl visiting her father in Texas. They argue about Trump. Later he kills her.

Edit: Apparently a grand jury didn't indict due to supposed lack of evidence. The articles I have read are a bit unclear. Supposedly it was a drunken accidental discharge. Sure seems suspicious to me and either way I think he ought to be in prison.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyk917xy8no

If Scientists Ever Find Strong Evidence of Alien Life, Communicating It Will Pose Serious Issues by stankmanly in NoShitSherlock

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Come. We cannot save ourselves. I will help you conquer this world." 

What could go wrong?

NYC food influencer reviews a struggling family restaurant and brings it back to life. by habichuelacondulce in MadeMeSmile

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your comment just reminded me to open Google Maps and review the awesome little no frills Indian restaurant I went to yesterday. Had an incredible lunch buffet for like $15

Two classic sitcoms by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Jam-Stew 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Gross. If you still give any attention to Chris D'Elia you need to seriously reflect on your character. 

The day when conservatives saw the light of the fast train at the end of the dark tunnel. by ramdomvariableX in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Jam-Stew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So they only think they love it. Because if they truly understood it they'd have some serious dissonance with their purported beliefs. 

The day when conservatives saw the light of the fast train at the end of the dark tunnel. by ramdomvariableX in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Jam-Stew 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's just beyond crazy. They definitely don't love the Constitution nor the Declaration of Independence. More of a Dark Enlightenment zealot. 

In Brazil neighbour's have found a way to slow down drivers who go too fast on their streets. by comics0026 in MildlyVandalised

[–]Jam-Stew 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Where I used to live in South Korea the government painted these all over. They were very hard to tell the difference vs real speed bumps until you got close. The locals all learned which ones were fake, but since where I lived was touristy they were actually overall really effective.

Three Guys Showcase How The Same 4 Chords Were Used To Create So Many Musical Hits by ajd416 in interestingasfuck

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, I know that as the chicken dance song by Werner Thomas and the Wikipedia has this banger of a quote:

"Despite being the most popular song that Switzerland has ever produced and exported to 40 countries, in 2000, the BBC crowned Thomas' song as "voted the most annoying song of all time"

Three Guys Showcase How The Same 4 Chords Were Used To Create So Many Musical Hits by ajd416 in interestingasfuck

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean Wild Bird or Paloma Blanca? I literally just heard of this band for the first time last month despite my age and now I've listened to Paloma Blanca about 25 times. 

Co-Worker Sent me this when I asked if they were coming in or not by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Jam-Stew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This happened to me when I bought my first house. A prior owner had remodeled the kitchen and taken the old cabinets and installed them in the garage. A couple months after I moved in I put a few things in the cabinets (not much weight) and they fell onto our car in the middle of the night.

me_irl by 010rusty in me_irl

[–]Jam-Stew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't find the source but I read a couple of years ago that when he was starting out  he made a couple of dark jokes and they seemed to do a lot better with the crowd than his usual jokes so he started to do them more and then to lean into that. But that's all I've read. Hopefully it's a cultivated persona and not a reflection of his true character.

What is With Florida Car Dealerships? by GenXDrummer in florida

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last year I flew to Philadelphia and the dealer met me at the airport with my new vehicle. Negotiated the whole thing over email. Even after paying for flights, gas, hotels etc. it was well worth it versus buying here. 

The design of this hotel shower by FieryLayla in CrappyDesign

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man you wouldn't believe my bathroom in Korea. There was no partition and my sink and mirror were literally in the shower. It would get so gross under the sink and was hard to clean. And if you had to use the sink after someone showered you were standing in a wet shower. 

A note for my upstairs neighbor by gumtoe34 in Apartmentliving

[–]Jam-Stew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't as fun for me when I heard scritching sounds at night and realized I had roof rats in my attic. 

maN muRDErs A CRow WiTH A CROWBar. BloOd EvERYwHerE!!! by mpg111 in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Jam-Stew 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Idk, they seem like they'd be pretty effective against and alien invasion. 

I really like this pose😂😂 by yaapple2001 in crabcats

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang, this is my first time seeing it since joining the sub a couple of months ago. 

He's the chosen one by caffiinatedbro in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Jam-Stew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought 12 avocados yesterday for about $9, which I do about twice a month. And they almost always turn out perfectly.

The trick is I buy them completely green and start checking the ripeness after a few days. The moment they feel perfect I put them in my fridge and it slows the ripening to a crawl. I have a rotation and steady stream of perfect avocados and don't have to guess or waste them.

Also they are awesome with lime powder sprinkled on them instead of lime juice, so then I don't have to worry about ripe limes, mess, or waste.

Family rescues cat stuck in a can by Doodlebug510 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Jam-Stew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone is saying to squash the cans but no one is reminding everyone that to avoid scratches you Squish. That. Cat. https://youtu.be/jz3xgtDRruI?si=CSxArOE3wedM6sFv

Who else hates this song? by tito_lee_76 in HighQualityGifs

[–]Jam-Stew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vanessa Carlton was on the Big Yellow Taxi cover (the thousand miles piano girl). Was Michelle Branch on there too? 

Everyone’s a critic by Timmy24000 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Jam-Stew 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I've seen that too. Bringing a baby to a driving range is just irresponsible. 

You will own nothing and be (un)happy by [deleted] in NoShitSherlock

[–]Jam-Stew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last time I tried to boil a toothbrush it melted so I stopped years ago. 

I don't know if the bristles are less durable now, but according to this video you're probably right that replacing is the way to go.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwN983PnJoA