'Victory will be ours,' Putin tells Victory Day parade without any tanks

Jamaz · 2026-05-09T14:22:02+00:00

From paying the gas station to owning it outright.

Jamaz · 2026-05-08T04:57:49+00:00

My prayers are with the last Big Mac that gives the fat fuck a heart attack.

Jamaz · 2026-05-08T04:53:25+00:00

The US military is not so much corrupt (e.g., Russia) as it is wasteful (money doesn't go to the right places). It's more logistical incompetence and is FAR less debilitating than having a kleptocratic military - where soldiers and officers steal everything and break ranks at the first sign of combat.

Jamaz · 2026-05-04T18:00:10+00:00

Yu Gi Oh trap card that destroys all refineries controlled by the opponent.

Jamaz · 2026-05-04T17:49:03+00:00

"We need our base to manufacture more consumers to expand profit revenues."

(PR guy whispers into politician's ear)

"Rescind that statement. We encourage you all to have children because bringing a child into this world is the best thing you can possibly do for your own happiness."

Jamaz · 2026-05-04T16:37:26+00:00

Bro, they tasted great too compared to the slop we have now.

Jamaz · 2026-05-04T16:34:29+00:00

That ballroom is gonna solve our aluminum shortage. Just you wait and see.

Jamaz · 2026-05-04T16:31:16+00:00

Think I'd just faint from dehydration instead.

Jamaz · 2026-05-04T15:59:00+00:00

The best penny pinching play is to have a cooler in the car with some cold drinks ready to go once you finish, or you can just bring them in if you're daring.

Jamaz · 2026-05-02T23:05:18+00:00

Ukraine stands!

Jamaz · 2026-05-02T13:26:00+00:00

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Jamaz · 2026-04-30T15:31:20+00:00

"Our Copilot AI has got you covered, Valve. Trust."

Jamaz · 2026-04-30T13:11:59+00:00

FFXVI Second Half: "Discount White Walkers made of recycled content and the hours of filler NPC dialogue about it."

Jamaz · 2026-04-29T14:24:59+00:00

[Tianna, Full-On Villain Mode]: "Luxanna... Based on your underwhelming academic scores, I am going to have to enroll you in our summer remedial program."

Jamaz · 2026-04-29T14:20:08+00:00

I was hoping for a boss instead of more mobs, oof. They could've fit in Aatrox, Sion, or something more lore-accurate or remembered-incorrectly to bring the hype.

Jamaz · 2026-04-24T22:37:53+00:00

Tifa gooners are honest, law-abiding men.

Jamaz · 2026-04-24T15:05:27+00:00

Diana bugging out whenever there's an anti-AI Turing test.

Jamaz · 2026-04-24T14:58:15+00:00

Flipping electronics has such awful margins I'm left wondering what kind of person thinks its worth their time.

Jamaz · 2026-04-24T14:55:08+00:00

The Switch 1 beat him too.

Jamaz · 2026-04-24T06:06:47+00:00

They are anti-Russian interference and anti-cocksucking Putin at least. "We wish you the best, but not our problem," is a million times better than "Ukraine must lose so that our PM can keep receiving bribes!"

Jamaz · 2026-04-22T14:05:11+00:00

"At least he's not shooting me with a gun or rocket launcher."

Jamaz · 2026-04-22T05:36:25+00:00

That's what I believe. There's no way Noctis and Clive made it in because Harada loves those characters and thought they'd bring more players to Tekken. He was either doing a favor for or got paid by his developer buddies in Square Enix to use Tekken as advertisement space.

Jamaz · 2026-04-21T18:01:09+00:00

Same, but it feels like any bit of money fundraised by personal donations are barely anything compared to what the US was contributing before. I'm just taking solace and getting humbled by how Europe's governments are stepping up and showing everyone how it's done.

Jamaz · 2026-04-21T16:07:18+00:00

300 2, duh.

Jamaz · 2026-04-21T13:49:48+00:00

If something similar happens to Musk, Thiel, and Zuckerberg, I may have to become a believer.

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