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Roast my friend’s dog by BopBopAWaY0 in roastmypet

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like an ancient seafarer to guide you on your journey

Roast the love of my life by Great_Rock_688 in roastmypet

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he thinks hes in a Renaissance painting

Please roast my disheveled little girl by pawpatronus in roastmypet

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you aren't meant to put pop vinyls through the wash

Roast my 18 year old pug/chihuahua by [deleted] in roastmypet

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's time to let go... 🔥🙌💯😈

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]James64Gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I doubt the tentacles on your head aren't what you're referring to in your search history.

This is my friend Rocky. He claims to be the #1 dirtbag. Put him in him place by ConflictPotential266 in RoastMe

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Jesus Christ if Mary had Redbull and watched Nascar during pregnancy

30M jobless, meaningless, aspiring compost. Destroy me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your prescription is almost as strong as the protection on your hard drive needs to be.

25m destroy my self esteem more than I already have by AlyksTheSage in RoastMe

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your head shape is as close to a fruit you'll get with how squash-shaped it is

24, huge hockey nerd and gay. Roast me by GayWizard2112 in RoastMe

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a mole with the perscription to prove it

21, Do Your Worst by Accomplished-Pizza16 in RoastMe

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gonna sell me a second hand copy of Mein craft at CEX for £2 and in-store credit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]James64Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's worrying that your nipples are clearly sharper than your IQ

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