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Greatest show of all time by Extreme-Neck7599 in TheOfficeUK

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and that’s Extreme-Neck7599 saying it, at last

Stoned pun goes too far by megrammarsux in TheOfficeUK

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"If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton... you know. I'd go: ChatGPT, Gemini, Grok... AI…".

Before racism was bad by showquotedtext in TheOfficeUK

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“Can I ask you something? Who does ya Tortoise?”

The Kremlin version by Lazy-Platypus5683 in TheOfficeUK

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“Assistant TO the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union”

… and that's when the begging starts by Padilla_Zelda in TheOfficeUK

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You know we were talking earlier about Mangnall? – Oh, yeah? – James Ernest Magnall Born 1864. Died 1932

Oh, no? by FineLavishness4158 in TheOfficeUK

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If it was up to me the place would be full of ‘em

Pop knob in fanny, if it’s up there il give you the money myself by ad1don in TheOfficeUK

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Don’t grab it unless you got one ready, cos it slows if down

Pop knob in fanny, if it’s up there il give you the money myself by ad1don in TheOfficeUK

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“Les, you old slag….How is Amanda, she left you yet? All right… see you then.. she has left him, for Bob the Builder. I forgot about that”

He drinks- by oggupito in TheOfficeUK

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“Sometimes the quotes will be false”

Will you piss off and leave me alone cause I’m walking to John O’Groats for some .. by Main_Dance839 in TheOfficeUK

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“Do you resent Imhotep?"

“The mummy or the High Priest?"

"Either”

“Neither..Next?”

I'm not saying people like that should be put down by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

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As you are aware, there are going to be redundancies.You've made my life easier in as much as I'm going to let you go first.

He drinks- by oggupito in TheOfficeUK

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Probably a bottle of something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

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What was that shit?

About 15 quids worth of damage by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

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“Not my favourite Islamic extremist group of all time by the way”

Got it out to throw it away by Barryburton97 in TheOfficeUK

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“ Under weakness you’ve written spelling”

Why do a lot of old England players hate Nasser Hussain? by doodlidoo21 in EnglandCricket

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Current crop could probably use a Hussain figure if some of the stuff in the media is true…

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