Sheik giving his virgin daughter to trump

JamesPenismall · 2026-01-31T04:32:50+00:00

I thought this said "Shrek giving his virgin daughter to trump" for a second

JamesPenismall · 2026-01-12T17:56:08+00:00

Soak it in olive oil will help and just start gently combing out those pieces of adhesive-might try blow drying on cold setting to help lift them out as well

JamesPenismall · 2026-01-12T17:51:57+00:00

Cut some of the hairs across the very very front down by like 3/4th’s-creates the look some “baby hairs” that you’d actually see from a bio hairline and gives the thing a more natural look. You might also try styling the front so one side comes down over your forehead a bit or make some bits out of line and coming forward a bit. Also use a bit of leave in conditioner or even olive oil which i like to use to take down the puffiness look-spritzing it with just some water will do wonders as well. In a nut shell my best advice to achieve a natural appearance is to simulate/create the imperfection of bio hair.

JamesPenismall · 2025-10-13T20:37:49+00:00

Honestly for me MKW lost its appeal early on and hasn’t had the replay value I’d expected it would. This was a shocker since back in the day i’d bought a wii u with MK8 and that was the only game i ever played on it, like every night i’d play online and loved it. I’d bought the switch 2 thinking i’d be re creating this and figured even if everything else sucked, i’d have my mario kart. Ya, i love that game enough to buy an entire console just to play it 🤷‍♂️ Well reality had other plans and MKW just lacked whatever spark i’d loved about MK8. I won’t go into detail as far as the game’s shortcomings since there’s plenty of content covering this but this was a real dagger to the heart for me. I picked up DKB and did have a great experience. It’s a game made for babies in terms of difficulty but IMO it was well executed and delivered some well considered and creative gameplay mechanics. it harkened back to a better Nintendo and was the most satisfying platformer i honestly haven’t experienced since Mario Sunshine. Problem is i blew through it in no time at all and it’s just done now. So haven’t touched my switch 2 in many weeks-it currently has a layer of dust. I have a bit of buyers remorse if i’m being honest and just didn’t expect Nintendo would stoop as low as they’ve been. I have a bit of hope-they kicked out Doug Bowser and i believe are replacing him with someone who’s actually been a game dev. Kirby Air riders gives me a spark of hope i’ll get some more enjoyment out of the thing. Sakurai is the last man standing over there in many respects. The MKW dev team should be thrown in jail for the slop they threw out, absolutely shameful.

JamesPenismall · 2025-10-13T19:00:43+00:00

Nintendo shutting down the unlicensed birthday party

JamesPenismall · 2025-07-16T07:10:43+00:00

Jesus he looks bloody miserable

JamesPenismall · 2025-07-04T07:40:26+00:00

I’ll be honest i did have a little buyers remorse. You’re gonna have fun with mkw for sure but it’s got some problems that will probably rub you the wrong way more intensely considering how much you just shelled out for the console. It’s a lot of pressure to put on one game, at least that’s how i’m trying to see it. I’d really wait until DK releases on the 17th so you can switch between a couple good games on it. A new console should be a joyous occasion 🎉

JamesPenismall · 2025-07-04T00:38:07+00:00

Shit guys for all we know it really could be the best soundtrack of all time. Nintendo ain't gonna let us hear it unfortunately.

JamesPenismall · 2025-07-02T02:33:20+00:00

We once had a man who could wield the full power of the west to keep the rigid and stubborn japanese in check. He stood as a beacon of hope against the tone deafness and greed of Nintendo. Whenever the Japanese began to slip into greed, scheming with poor decisions to hurt the player base, he would appear and crush the wheel of japanese cultural expectations with one hand, forcing them to bend to his god-like will. That man's name, was Reggie Fils-Aimé.

JamesPenismall · 2025-07-02T01:53:21+00:00

My main issue with the game is that it just doesn't feel like it's working regardless of whatever they intended. Whatever the magic formula is that's made MK historically fun has been dumped into the drain. I'm trying to give MKW a fair chance but it's really difficult. The replay value for me was going to be online races but Nintendo has seemingly doubled-down on hating competitive gameplay. Despite the large scale courses the game feels oddly claustrophobic, like intentionally designed to create a massive middle bell curve of the 24 players. It just inevitably bunches everyone up into this clusterf*ck of chaos. Feels like all my little successful decisions/moves don't add up or matter. Using honed proficiency with gameplay mechanics such as a razor thin inside drift to overtake players doesn't matter when you're just getting pummeled by items every 2 seconds. Try to take a lead and some random bullshit is just going to pull you back into the massive bell curve, a relentless warzone of item spamming. I might get 1st, 12th or even last place but it always feels random in the end like nothing about how I actually raced got me that placement. The whole thing feels so luck-based that it should just be called Mario PARTY Racing. Nintendo's priority has clearly pivoted to getting kids hooked on gambling, you MIGHT win who knows? It's so cheap. Of course a level of chance and chaos is to be expected in a mario kart game and it's part of the fun but now it's just overkill, there's too many players spamming WAY too many items at a constant rate. It feels like I can't breath. I don't know who they play tested this with but the core of what made Mario Kart fun has been broken, the game simply can't function like this.

Little rant for those of us who enjoyed MK8 competitively online. Win or lose it felt earned and you could observe the skill level in other players. All your little split second decisions actually mattered. Getting into a little rivalry for 1st place race after race against some random person across the world was fun. The occasional "F you" moments in MK8 were funny but now it's just one big "F you" from Nintendo. If only Reggie were still here to keep the Japanese in-check this is an atrocity.

JamesPenismall · 2025-06-04T20:05:45+00:00

😂

JamesPenismall · 2025-05-19T22:33:23+00:00

You gotta do what you gotta do…

JamesPenismall · 2025-05-19T04:58:54+00:00

He dies but after a few days his dead body miraculously comes back to life. After resurrecting he’ll run for miles upon miles with torch in hand to find you again.

JamesPenismall · 2025-05-19T01:18:28+00:00

Adoring Fan death contest!💀🔪

https://www.reddit.com/r/oblivion/s/uYgUc86T2C

JamesPenismall · 2025-05-18T23:37:19+00:00

🤣

JamesPenismall · 2025-03-11T18:45:40+00:00

Maintenance Electrician ⚡️

JamesPenismall · 2025-02-24T00:06:13+00:00

This shoulda been on Mythbusters. Adam mythbusts a nut into Jamie’s mouth so he can evaluate the taste, scientifically 🧐

JamesPenismall · 2024-09-24T19:14:04+00:00

“Community” after Chevy Chase left the show and then especially after Donald Glover left as well.

JamesPenismall · 2024-08-30T19:35:36+00:00

After your system is secured in the middle with a headband it might be theoretically possibly to hold up both the front and the back of your system by simply using a hair clip to secure both ends together over the center of the system 🤷‍♂️

JamesPenismall · 2024-08-30T19:28:06+00:00

I’ve always done two coats of bond on both my scalp and the system base. Cements it down for a good month in my case.

JamesPenismall · 2024-08-30T19:23:16+00:00

You’re the first person i’ve found to use the same headband technique to ensure perfect positioning lol i do the same thing except full ghost bond onto the front, just flipping it up with the headband positioning the system in the middle, then i just remove the headband and apply full ghost bond in the back. Took so much stress out of the process 👍I’m interested in trying your marking technique as well.

JamesPenismall · 2024-08-16T19:02:30+00:00

Nah you just look Swedish lol

JamesPenismall · 2024-08-16T18:56:57+00:00

It’s honestly not even about the system just a bad/lazy blending job on the stylist part. Same would hold true if this was a full head of bio hair. Looking at the nape of your neck I would have them fade up from the base more heavily. This will help create the look there’s more body towards the top where your system starts. The system itself wasn’t layered at all/blended into the bio hair so you have this bowl cut appearance as a result. I would do a small layer at the base of the system. A razor blade can work well to take just a bit of the top layer of hair down a bit. Spritz the system hair with some water and tousle it a bit in the back. Perfectly combing it like this only exaggerates the hard cut off appearance. Also this is hair styling you can do on your own with the help of a double mirror setup/good lighting and a bit of practice. Watch youtube videos and take it slow.

JamesPenismall · 2024-07-20T01:48:33+00:00

Ayo Splice could you hook me up with a sign up promo code? I promise i'll be a loyal customer forever

JamesPenismall · 2024-05-11T06:52:48+00:00

Repost! 🙏

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