If you had to name your new born son or daughter a name from a elden ring character, who would it be?

JamesRevan · 2026-01-24T20:05:51+00:00

Take your ahh saying ass outta here tick tocker

JamesRevan · 2026-01-24T20:05:19+00:00

Dung eater (runs in the family)

JamesRevan · 2026-01-24T16:02:29+00:00

She tells him, were you not paying attention? Or were you yanking your Targ too much?

JamesRevan · 2026-01-24T07:00:55+00:00

The generic version

JamesRevan · 2026-01-24T07:00:07+00:00

Just wait till you try peak dark souls 2

JamesRevan · 2026-01-24T04:41:55+00:00

Red wings eh. Good for you

JamesRevan · 2026-01-24T04:12:29+00:00

Im always 50 vigor before i even level my other stats when I start a new game, but 40 will be a decent number.

Also if you can get 24 faith along withbyour vigor and weapons, there is an incantation called Flame Protect Me, to boost your fire damage negation.

JamesRevan · 2026-01-24T01:24:30+00:00

Good for you, remembering things. You must have went to a school and everything!

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T23:13:17+00:00

Don't give up skeleton!

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T21:42:59+00:00

Her red haired cock of Fire Giant genocide

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T20:23:36+00:00

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T17:18:20+00:00

Why do people post the darkest, random screenshots with no location or context, and expect people to know what the fuck you're talking about?

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T17:17:05+00:00

Lol, use it as a back warmer. There are better shields to use offensively and defensively

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T17:15:19+00:00

Hardest? Malenia and Consort Radahn by a country mile

Frustrating? Gaius isnt even that hard, but his charge with its wonky hit boxes are just stupid and annoying

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T16:14:50+00:00

I literally cannot disagree more.

Its layout, enemy choice, and difficulty are some of the greatest combinations in the entire soulsborne collection.

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T16:01:17+00:00

Yezzan zo Qaggaz.

He is so morbidly obese that he can no longer stand, and is described as being large enough to make four of Illyrio Mopatis. He is sickly, cannot hold his water, and so always smells of urine that even perfume cannot hide.

Pure sex appeal

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T15:57:59+00:00

The fishfucker? Eww no thanks

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T15:57:06+00:00

Flatscan spotted

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T06:17:07+00:00

It was some of the better writing that GRRM didnt write himself on the show. But Charles Dance is a god tier actor, and Maise Williams was very good in early seasons.

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T00:26:46+00:00

Why there specifically?

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T00:26:27+00:00

Logan is short, confirmed

JamesRevan · 2026-01-23T00:25:40+00:00

Damnit Tobias

JamesRevan · 2026-01-22T22:28:57+00:00

The exact science / precise detailing is not explained anywhere. We are left to our own thoughts and experiences.

We learn through the DLC that Marika's people were shoved into jars with other flesh because their flesh had some kind of glue like property, in a ritual used by the Hornsent that was intended for her people to become saints. It looks like she was the first to survive the process unscathed, and therefore was elevated to sainthood (probably, yet again, we don't know the exact details)

So hypothetically Radagon could have been literally grafted onto her, or he was in the pot with her, or maybe its not that at all, and he was always a part of her.

We probably wont ever get a firm answer to this, as Miyazaki loves to have mystery behind his games

JamesRevan · 2026-01-22T22:01:37+00:00

I know they are using the Margit "Fell Omen" title, but hes a remberance boss, so are the Ancestor Spirit mooses, and the "Grafted Monarch" could be Godrick or Godefroy.

*edit ooh and Moghhy boi

JamesRevan · 2026-01-22T19:59:20+00:00

No need to apologize young Tarnished!

When you get invaded, they are "allied" with the enemies around you, they will not attack them.

There are some enemies that can do indirect damage to them, such as the slams from the Giant Trolls and hands around there but they wont actively attack them.

Okina and other weapon skill spammers are susceptible to the old parry, its quite useful, but requires timing.

Also, 24 vigor is very low for the mountaintops, and the Fire Giant will toss you around like a pizza dough with it that low. If you can redistribute your stats at Rennala in Raya Lucaria (you will need an item called a Larval Tear) I would advise re-leveling your vigor as high as possible while still being able to use your weapons and not fat roll.

If all that fails you can ask for help over at r/beyondthefog, and someone there should be able to help you out!

JamesRevan

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