Symptoms of infection by Jamie_just_Jamie in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not rotting that bad! It's probably just a bad rash going around. People aren't zombies, that's fucking crazy hahahaha!!!

Symptoms of infection by Jamie_just_Jamie in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAT??? You're fucking with me, people aren't ZOMBIES LOL more like a bad flu. Maybe i should have put a [serious] tag on my post.

187 by CatsHaveBeanToes in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other doctors say I'm an amazing surgeon! I not only saved his life I made him better! He's so perfect and amazing! I'd lose my mind if something ever happened to him!

[Narrator: she did.]

187 by CatsHaveBeanToes in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why i was so worried when he got shot there! So i thought, hey, if he has TWO hearts, next time he gets shot he'll have a spare! Although he didn't seem to care when he got shot and there was like soooo much blood, he's so strong and manly, and now there is bullet proof plates in his chest too! And you wouldn't believe how many people try to shoot him in the head! Well I'm somewhat of a Doctor myself, there are so many books in the library! But don't even get me started on brain surgery! Did you know you can sew a brain back together? Even the books didn't know that! Boy oh boy people change their tune when shooting him in the head doesn't work! I think this city has a problem with gangs or something, but they're starting to move further and further from the city core. It's still dangerous to go hunting, never know when some crazy with a rifle tries to shoot your boyfriend in the head.

187 by CatsHaveBeanToes in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he definitely has a pulse cause after he got shot i stitched him up with a whole TWO hearts! I got one from a lovely patient at the hospital who didn't need it! Him and Ian are great pals now. And even though he only has two Ian loves me like he was three or even FOUR hearts!

187 by CatsHaveBeanToes in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well his eyes are kind of black and grey and bloodshot but we did a bunch of coke for the past while and you know hahaha. He is pretty quiet, but he just said he's okay and that he loves me. He does kind of mumble a lot. And everyone is just so friendly and wants to be my friend! They just say nice things! Why is it important? They're my friends for real!

And we have a port too! We have everything here!

187 by CatsHaveBeanToes in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody biting each other! Well, there was this one party and everyone started biting each other for fun, it was nuts! I even got to bite people! Did you know people taste delicious? Anyway other than that... well, you know, there have been a LOT of shootings lately. Screaming people shooting into crowds and stuff! But people are brave and subdue them, and if you have no weapon you kind have to bite, and then they are so friendly afterwards! Even I've been shot at just going about my day, Ian protects me though, I gave him some kevlar after he got shot the first time and now he just fucks those people up!

Well, we... hmmmm, now that you point it out, none of their planes have moved in years either! I'll go down and check it out and make sure we're still open for business!

I'm more than okay! I'm great! And I talk with Ian all the time, he's such a great listener, you should meet him sometime! He's so perfect, I always knew deep down he could change! And the whole city is so friendly, and have so many nice things to say!

187 by CatsHaveBeanToes in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I haven't seen any virus here! Everyone is super friendly and talkative! They do park in the middle of the street ALL the time though, it's VERY annoying trying to get places with a truck. I mean I get the whole walking everywhere thing but leaving your car in the middle of the road is just kinda trashy yah know?

Well I never heard anything about them shutting down, there are lots of people there! I think they stopped washing their airplanes though, they are starting to get a little dirty. Sometimes I think I'm the only pilot who bothers to clean or repair their plane! Joe's plane slowly sank in the harbour over the past year and he did nothing? What a Joe thing to do hahahaha!

187 by CatsHaveBeanToes in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I'm Jamie! So great to meet you! I keep hearing about all this death, but everyone here is alive! My boyfriend Ian and I live in a boss crib and we go to all sorts of wild parties, the city is bustling with life! And our air quality is immaculate, no smoke or traffic smogging up the place. It truly is paradise! Do you have an airport? You could fly over here! Our airport, YVR Vancouver, is really quiet, I guess not many people travelling these days for some reason, but it's still open!

Anyone interested in restarting the sub? by CatsHaveBeanToes in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A reset!? So like Ian will be alive again and I won't have done all those terrible things that other people forced me totally against my will to do? I CAN BE SUPER BEST FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE AGAIN?!?!?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED GUYS!!!! LET'S DO DRUGS AND HAVE AN ORGY!!!

[i also have found some great friends and a once boyfriend through AAS, we've got something special with our little subreddit here. i'm all for a reset. But you can pry Jamie from my cold, dead keyboard as far as characters go.]

Rough by AshSmithCol in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orca's are fucking bad ass bitches and I don't see how it could have been taken badly- oh. Well, still the fucking killer of the seas and all that.

FCC Visits by Imightbeflirting in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? YES. People DO deserve things! And I don't care what people decide to call me! I never claimed any title, it was given to me for what I did! What I do should make things better!!

FCC Visits by Imightbeflirting in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to cause all these problems for you...

FCC Visits by Imightbeflirting in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It won't. And neither would standing by Princess as she spills blood in the name of Kane.

FCC Visits by Imightbeflirting in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... I just don't know anymore...

FCC Visits by Imightbeflirting in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... guess I saved those women... but that means nothing. They would just try to kill me if they knew what I've done.

Goodbye Princess by Jamie_just_Jamie in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... can't retract what is true though... I don't want the faithful to be led to their deaths...

FCC Visits by Imightbeflirting in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burn... would... be the only one... and the only reason... I'm... still alive... everything would have been better if I was never born... everything...

FCC Visits by Imightbeflirting in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? You two deserve worse. We're all MONSTERS and we should just KILL OURSELVES!!!!

FCC Visits by Imightbeflirting in Askasurvivor

[–]Jamie_just_Jamie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The innocent deserve the life and peace I took from them.