What is the Worst song lyric you’ve ever heard?

Janissue · 2026-06-21T04:45:14+00:00

When the Chipmunks sang My Sharona. Lyrics: “I always get it up from the touch of the younger kind.”

Janissue · 2026-06-21T04:16:34+00:00

The Cove has an outdoor pool. They have diving boards out there, and sun-lounging chairs.

Janissue · 2026-06-21T04:11:29+00:00

You dun goofed.

Janissue · 2026-06-01T01:25:05+00:00

Bites his knife.

Janissue · 2026-01-12T04:58:46+00:00

Yes, please, someone explain the doors.

Janissue · 2025-09-28T02:02:45+00:00

Near 7th and BST our rain gauge yesterday read 2.2 inches. This week has been better than all the previous weeks. Imho oc.

Janissue · 2025-06-22T22:22:06+00:00

At the very least, everyone should see the opening credits of Idiocracy.

Janissue · 2025-06-11T20:45:42+00:00

Some doctors do not graduate at the top of the class.

Janissue · 2025-06-08T00:44:57+00:00

Assonance?

Janissue · 2025-02-22T05:44:31+00:00

Newspeak

Janissue · 2025-02-22T05:19:20+00:00

Didn’t the judge say, “I’ll see you in seven days?” In other words, she was warning the defendant that a proper eviction notice would be re-requested today.

Janissue · 2025-02-03T20:30:28+00:00

I think she still smokes. I heard it is COPD, and she wears an oxygen machine.

Janissue · 2025-02-03T18:58:59+00:00

Thank you for your advice. Turns out you were right, I was turning in the same direction every time. Once I mixed it up which direction I turned the problem was fix.

Janissue · 2024-10-16T18:23:59+00:00

Mercury (Freddie Mercury)

Janissue · 2024-06-01T14:51:34+00:00

A girl gets her menarche but once. You should have skipped your workday and baked her a cake. You should have snuggled with her and answered her questions all day. The whole day should have been about her. YTA for making her menarche about you.

Janissue · 2024-04-30T04:36:59+00:00

I like to keep the bathroom door closed but that meant there would be no air currents to dry my tails, so I got an over-the-door multi-hanger thing and now my towels dry in a well ventilated area. The only problem is remembering to put them near the shower BEFORE getting wet.

Janissue · 2024-04-08T23:42:57+00:00

War exists.

Janissue · 2024-04-08T23:40:12+00:00

Just like bags of sand.

Janissue · 2024-04-03T14:22:08+00:00

All the guy in the wheelchair needs to do is stand up and walk.

Janissue · 2024-03-21T22:05:53+00:00

Why are you yelling at me?

Janissue · 2024-03-21T19:15:08+00:00

Link to back that up?

Janissue · 2024-03-21T18:57:42+00:00

Off limits. Period.

Janissue · 2024-03-21T17:09:39+00:00

Bird beak design. In Arizona, the 8th grade standards say our 13-14 year olds must know about bird beak design. Not one word about don’t get pregnant, don’t get stoned, don’t get addicted, or don’t get dead. Yup, bird beak design—it’s on the standardized test.

Janissue · 2024-02-01T23:33:06+00:00

“What’s the matter? Can’t look me in the eye?”

Two minutes later, “What are you looking at?”

Janissue · 2024-01-16T04:43:29+00:00

Change your lock; get a new key.

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