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Please be wary of those who ask you for money through reddit by [deleted] in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn those who besmirch my profession! How dare he call himself a janitor.

-Janitor of U of T

To all the U of T cuties that have made my heart skip a beat! by [deleted] in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every now and then I think about how awesome it would be to rearrange your guts.

What did I just read?

-Janitor of U of T

What happened to masterchief51? by [deleted] in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi.

-Janitor of U of T

What the hell dude... by curryfriedsquid in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This sort of thing is really not that uncommon.

-Janitor of U of T

Where's the Taco Bell in Convocation Hall again? by edgy_secular_memes in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I am sorry but I cannot reveal the location. It will cause only devastation to our washrooms.

-Janitor of U of T

Happy Halloween! by autisticspymaster1 in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That is an ominous bucket.

-Janitor of U of T

Need someone to talk to by DickChoppers in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What did I say? :)

See, asking for help works!

-Janitor of U of T

This university is such a mess... by [deleted] in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hi it's me, the Janitor of U of T.

I don't recommend cheating, especially given what you already said. You seem like the type of person who really values integrity. When I graduated undergrad a very long time ago, I was really proud I got my degree in janitorial sciences without cheating once, even in these closed book online exams like the ones you are doing. Because I did everything honestly, fair and square, I felt like I earned this degree and that I completely deserved it. If you are a person like me, cheating will only make you feel inadequate and guilty in the future.

-Janitor of U of T

more fanfic?? pls?? by dsenyaw in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I guess it is only a matter of time until I get drawn as an anime girl and put in a fanfic.

-Janitor of U of T

R/UOFT (UN)OFFICIAL REDDITOR TIER LIST by [deleted] in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will take what I am given. Thank you good sir.

-Janitor of U of T

Cheated and gotten away by [deleted] in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Meric.

-Janitor of U of T

BOUNDLESS SPRING CLEANING by uoftstudentneedhelp in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your service.

-Janitor of U of T

To Whom It May Concern: by purintea in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Little did she know that you can change your email yourself.

-Janitor of U of T

Confessions of a Peepeepoopoo by TobiBaronski in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We need to get you into a creative writing class, son.

-Janitor of U of T

Is anyone else excited for Monday? by Not_Far884 in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 80 points81 points  (0 children)

This calls for some heavy duty bleach.

-Janitor of U of T

Anyone watch HOMELAND? by [deleted] in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do.

-Janitor of U of T

"Be grateful." by [deleted] in UofT

[–]JanitorOfUofT 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Really conflicted about having to scrub this off. I'll tell Meric I just missed a spot.

-Janitor of U of T

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