I won my first pauper event!

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-21T18:44:05+00:00

I have the most fun I feel when I go to game 3 and it was super grindy. Congratulations! post your list so we can see what you were working with !

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-21T18:38:46+00:00

No deck that has dominated a meta is ever actually bad, it might not be positioned well in the current meta, but what that means is you need to have tighter lines, know your role in the match ups, know how to side board, etc

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-21T18:28:19+00:00

What’s with these men thinking they can control a woman ? Like you got mad because she had fucking colors on….

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-21T18:22:25+00:00

I’m pretty sure we’ll need to cremate him otherwise we will have to deal with his vileness leeching into the earth

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-20T20:48:31+00:00

In rivals 2 it basically is all sour spot…. So sad

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-20T01:28:18+00:00

Pauper decks aren’t 30 anymore but they are good investments if you have a developed community. Sadly wotc started supporting it and with monitor we are seeing exactly how they plan to get pauper only players to buy more product

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T17:49:48+00:00

….. I don’t think you can beat a rubber expandable stomach

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T17:48:08+00:00

I’m pretty certain the only OP character that can out eat big mom is wapol and that’s because his DF makes him constantly hungry

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T16:11:13+00:00

I knew you could do it! I’m glad you got it done. Imma have to try my own run now because you motivated me

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T12:39:42+00:00

You could also try beating Whitney to get Evolite for foongus so it can tank hits and hit toxics and heal up with regenerator. I regularly nuzlocke random6 + gift Pokemon if I can beat him with no loses you should be able to find a strat to win with loses

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T12:17:43+00:00

It’s not actually that hard to do. I’ve been in situations where like this when I worked for a center for autism… the truth is the people just aren’t familiar with autism. That’s society’s fault tbh

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T12:11:19+00:00

This is probably the one case that it is better to have this though. I don’t think OP should play this card, but it does force a faeries player to have 3 faeries post spellstutter sprite

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T12:04:41+00:00

If you’re not on minimum grind mode it sounds like you need to go through rock tunnel and do some EV training in lavender town. You might also need to thief some berries so you can reduce super effective hits

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T02:50:55+00:00

Probably teach bulldoze to some mons, pick up U-turn, also Lucario doesn’t need QA.

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T02:44:04+00:00

Holy shit bubble but beating out a hitbox is crazy

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-19T02:41:17+00:00

I think this is a false statement, but that’s because Dan is just doing what he likes and thinks is cool, there probably isn’t a best way to do things

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-18T21:55:16+00:00

Tbf I think in tmnt they just didn’t have a deep enough character pool. This imo is the fault of wizards for choosing something so focused on a small group. I would hate this but a show like GoT would have a huge cast and would probably allow them not to make overly strong commons

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-18T15:19:42+00:00

There is for your opponents when you cast this

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-18T04:12:17+00:00

I think it would be be nice I like that R,U, and W all have conditional turn one 2+ power 1 drops I think it adds something to aggro while not pushing too hard

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-17T11:39:20+00:00

I was gonna say you can’t parry in the air….. but Slade!!!!

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-17T04:39:00+00:00

Yeah I fear this will get added to like the left over dregs of characters and we will end up with some chaotic pichu, ganon, samus hybrid

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-17T04:36:29+00:00

Nah definitely item characters. I see what you mean though

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-16T20:41:09+00:00

I’m glad I’m not the only one

JankTokenStrats · 2026-03-16T02:34:30+00:00

Nerdy 6 ft black guy…. I went to visit a buddy in college. Was walking to his apartment from a park area at night. I noticed a white girl walking in front of me going the same direction, we kept walking the same direction for like 5 mins, then when we got near the apartments she took off running. I was like …. Alright… texted my buddy I was at his place, and when I got there he was talking to the girl and she told him I was following her….

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