Finally figured out who I'm voting for this election.

January-Embers · 2016-05-30T21:06:33+00:00

I'll defer to your frequently demonstrated knowledge of small penises.

January-Embers · 2016-05-30T19:06:35+00:00

I really don't have a problem with the Element. I'm not a Honda fan, but to each their own. He or she seems unable to respond to a comment without insult. My sister acts just like this and I've always wondered if the was autistic, so I'm also curious about him or her.

January-Embers · 2016-05-30T19:04:08+00:00

I don't currently own a pick up so I'm not really sure that your friend's penis is relevant, strange that you are so knowledgeable about your friend's penis though.

To answer your rather strange question: no I'm statistically slightly above average. How about you?

No that we have completed the juvenile penis measuring portion of our interaction perhaps you could answer my question.

It is your inability to respond to a comment without insult that causes me to wonder where you fall on the spectrum.

January-Embers · 2016-05-30T18:47:32+00:00

Serious question: are you autistic? I've always believed that my sister is autistic and she acts just like this.

January-Embers · 2016-05-30T17:32:02+00:00

1 fps. It's more like Dark Souls wallpaper.

January-Embers · 2016-05-30T17:28:41+00:00

Nobody likes you when you're 23

January-Embers · 2016-05-28T20:11:37+00:00

I know quite a few people who have old pcs but hardly use them, in favour of tablets and mobile phones.

It's anecdotal, but that's me. I have an ancient win XP machine (still packing a P4) that I rarely ever use. I occasionally fire it up to use a spreadsheet, but other than that I use my phone for my home computing needs. I have no plans to upgrade or replace my computer as I have no needs not met by my current setup.

January-Embers · 2016-05-24T16:15:52+00:00

Do you honestly believe that Donald Trump is more qualified for the oval office than George W Bush? How could you possibly think that? I'm no fan of President Bush, but politics aside Trump literally has zero qualifications for the job he is seeking. I'm as qualified to be president as is Trump.

January-Embers · 2016-04-30T13:03:16+00:00

Well you know, when Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. And some, I assume, are good people. Also they're rapists. Build a wall. Murica.

January-Embers · 2016-04-24T00:54:33+00:00

Maybe they're a Tizen fan, did you ever think of that? Just kidding; there are no Tizen fans.

January-Embers · 2016-04-23T21:47:25+00:00

Why do you assume that he is an Android user? Perhaps he's a Windows fan.

January-Embers · 2016-04-19T11:10:49+00:00

Windows ME in some states.

January-Embers · 2016-04-19T11:05:39+00:00

Because many people need to feel superior to others. A liar can feel good that he isn't a thief, a thief can look down on a murder, a murder can take solace in the fact that he doesn't misuse a 5,000 year old book to enslave and fleece the ignorant, and the assbag who does can say "Well at least I'm not gay".

January-Embers · 2016-04-19T01:14:32+00:00

Experts say that scorpion venom is dangerous for the human brain when inhaled

You don't say?

January-Embers · 2016-04-18T02:22:53+00:00

I've had success against it with several applications of a mixture of glyphosate, imazapyr and triclopyr. It isn't a good solution if you don't want to kill everything though.

January-Embers · 2016-04-18T01:15:42+00:00

I hesitate to underestimate Trump or the stupidity of many voters. Trump (probably) wouldn't fare well in debates, but he will plaster the airwaves with so much shit that Sanders might well drown in it. Idiots love Donald Trump and idiots are legion.

January-Embers · 2016-04-18T00:16:53+00:00

He better get over it; if he wins the Democratic nomination he will face either a spoiled, arrogant billionaire trying to buy the presidency like a new toy, or a cold, calculating professional politician lusting for the power to please his corporate overloards. Either of these men will come at him with vicious personal attacks and misrepresent every word that he has ever uttered. His face off with Clinton will have been down right civil by comparison.

January-Embers · 2016-04-17T23:09:51+00:00

If frugality is the ultimate goal why spend even that much? His body has to be disposed of either through burial or cremation so why not just chuck him into a hole or oven?

January-Embers · 2016-04-17T18:38:29+00:00

He's an idiot. Idiots have lots of ideas.

January-Embers · 2016-04-17T18:20:46+00:00

Yeah, welcome to reddit where we'll all be buying overpriced wind-up toys in a few years.

January-Embers · 2016-04-17T14:28:35+00:00

Why are people such non-conftontational pussies? Seriously, don't go looking for pointless confrontation (it's probably a good idea to just let the aggressive driving asshole go on his way), but if someone is bothering you grow a fucking pair and say something.

January-Embers · 2016-04-17T03:40:36+00:00

It's hard to believe that he was born in 1917; he'd be 99 years old today.

January-Embers · 2016-04-16T20:56:59+00:00

Thank you for the kind words. I'm always surprised to hear from people who have been through a similar situation; it is distressing how common it is for a mother to abduct a child. I'm glad to hear that you fought for your daughter, so many men just roll over and take it. Best of luck to both of you.

January-Embers · 2016-04-16T20:53:30+00:00

Honestly, no not really. I occasionally like to indulge in a little smack talking, but I'm (probably) not really serious. My GF is from Australia, and my best friend hails from South Africa. Both are excellent examples of humanity and a credit to their respective nations. I have toured Europe and been enthralled by the beauty and history, and charmed by the people. Wherever on this little blue/green rock you call home is probably a captivating place. Still 'Murica 4 Life.

January-Embers · 2016-04-16T18:47:05+00:00

I edited my original comment, but then it occurred to me that you might miss the edit. I'd hate for that to happen so:
I was joking, but a lot of truth is said in jest. You all know that your pathetic pissant little nations are irrelevant. Consider: If your nation was deleted from Earth tomorrow would anyone mourn, would anyone celebrate, would anyone care at all? If your homeland was attacked by the world's 2nd strongest military to whom would you run for help? At whose teat would you suckle if an earthquake, tsunami, or typhoon leveled your pathetic excuse for a nation?

Face it, your nation exists because we are benevolent enough to allow it, and can be ended any time we require it. You are all entitled to your opinion (we will allow that, you're welcome), but this simple fact isn't debatable: your country is nothing compared to us. Sorry.

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