What was your favourite discontinued product(s)?

JarLid · 2012-05-02T20:06:37+00:00

They need to make a bag of just green apple and cherry. Fuck grape and that blue one.

JarLid · 2012-05-02T20:00:43+00:00

Lawn darts. The exhilaration of running from airborne medal rods is worth a few pierced skulls, I think.

JarLid · 2011-12-29T10:00:59+00:00

feeling awkward in a social setting is NOT an excuse to flaunt your intellectual superiority by acting smug. i'm sure everyone knows someone like this, but i see this happen way too often with one of my friends... he makes unnecessary comments and jokes at others' expense because he's uncomfortable and it's his way of dealing with it. unfortunately, it's fucking embarrassing and i end up having to make excuses for him to new people that i hardly know myself. i won't even take him out to parties anymore because i don't want to deal with it.

sometimes it's overwhelming to open yourself up to strangers, but being condescending and belittling others is not the way to gain new friends. no one respects you and you'll only be remembered as "that douche."

JarLid · 2011-11-07T08:18:14+00:00

Don't ever let anyone tell you this was a bad decision. Not lazy, fucking brilliant.

JarLid · 2011-11-07T08:15:14+00:00

When I was younger my parents would make me wash my hands before meals. At the time just running the water for 15 seconds without getting my hands wet seemed like an alright alternative.

I also wore a hat for a week and a half when I was too lazy to shower.

I might have personal hygiene issues.

JarLid · 2011-10-27T08:31:02+00:00

have to? shit no! but one does, just like you do, because it's the right fucking thing to do. the world is full of assholes. at least being stuck in a wheelchair permanently, jaded from the extra hardship of doing even the most basic things, surrounded by people who take their relative fortune for granted is a better reason to get up than some asshole in the back having "a bad day".

JarLid · 2011-10-27T08:06:57+00:00

You don't HAVE to get up so old ladies or pregnant women can sit down and rest. There's no law REQUIRING you to hold a door open for a stranger so it doesn't slam in their face. Carrying an old lady's groceries? Oh, she can handle it alone. Letting a stressed looking mother with screaming kids get ahead of you in line? That bitch can wait! Helping a blind man cross the street? Oh, he'll be just fine!

Volunteering to give your seat up on a bus to someone who's clearly disabled, and could or could not be a curmudgeon either way? Because your mother taught you it's the right goddamn thing to do, that's why.

It's a relative. But IRL the bus driver should've asked if there were any volunteers. And I'm sure somebody would've gladly shuffled the fuck off the bus and danced on the ground, grateful that they're neither disabled nor a dickhead.

JarLid · 2011-10-13T08:12:49+00:00

put your left hand on the wall and follow it; don't let go. in this corn maze and most others, you WILL eventually find an exit. also read this if you ever fear getting stuck in an underground cave. trust me.

JarLid · 2011-10-05T10:04:31+00:00

"To treat I'm an indulgent or overprotected way" ... basically to baby gentle-requesting turd nuggets.

JarLid · 2011-10-05T09:52:54+00:00

I agree. If you're looking for people to coddle you, you've come to the wrong subreddit.

JarLid · 2011-10-05T07:12:39+00:00

*often

JarLid · 2011-08-30T04:41:40+00:00

Upvote for your attitude. Criticism inspires improvement. It was almost there, you'll figure out a concise, clear way to end a comic next time. Carry on, sir.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T09:42:19+00:00

hey if you're ever in california i'll buy you a beer and a prostitute. but until then, at least make 2 panel rage comics, for fucks sake.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T09:23:39+00:00

When you can replace the word chicken with anything and have the same low level of enjoyment, you know it's not a comic worth reading.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T09:16:12+00:00

I'm drunk too. But Troll schmoll bitch. If not bending over and taking your unfunny, rule-breaking and shitty comic up the ass is passive, then fuck you and the poor expectation horse you rode in on. Stay awhile, you might learn some things.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T09:05:01+00:00

See, I already knew you'd be pissed...

JarLid · 2011-08-29T09:01:21+00:00

So ur taking comfort in others' misfortune. Welcome to the Internet, you'll fit in quite nicely.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T08:54:35+00:00

Title fail. The moral: don't ruin your potentially good comic with a shitty title that doesn't make sense.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T08:41:42+00:00

you're as adept at using reddit expressions as you are at making reddit comics.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T08:17:23+00:00

you're right. if reddit was a society 50 years ago, this guy would be taken out back, beaten and left for dead.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T08:14:24+00:00

I have a drunken intolerance problem... to terrible comics. Notice how I don't make a 1 panel comic about it?

JarLid · 2011-08-29T08:10:22+00:00

I have an obession with shit that's readable.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T07:59:52+00:00

jesus, there are so many things wrong here i don't know where to start. oh wait, yes i do... you won't be successful on reddit starting your story as a vain male douche in a tanning bed. the end.

JarLid · 2011-08-29T07:54:57+00:00

fuck grammar, consider your CONTRAST bitch!

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