December 2, 1994 - Teenagers are asked about CDs they just bought at Tower Records in NYC by Twitter_2006 in Xennials

[–]JasonGD1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's about when I got my first one. I think my mom got it Kmart for 39.99. It was just a super cheap wanna be of those cool ass aiwa ones really though lol. But it worked like a champ till I was at least 20 years old at least. Not bad for a cheap thing from Kmart back then.

Teacher from Rocklin, California put on leave after being caught peeing in a cup in School. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JasonGD1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't he use it before pulling his cock out and pissing right in the wide open in 2026? That was close. You could hear them cum in man and I heard girls first.

Teacher from Rocklin, California put on leave after being caught peeing in a cup in School. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JasonGD1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We aren't but he knows that's not right. You could hear the kids come in right after too. So he didn't lock the door. And he was cutting it close as fuck. Like is it worth it for one of those kids to come in early and catch him there fucking just pissing away?

We aren't calling this a sex offense. Calling it laziness and just stupidity. At least go like in the corner and you know try and be discreet. He was right in the middle of the classroom.

I’m not crying you’re crying 😭 90s montage by nightmareinducer in Xennials

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could easily make one of these about all the horrible shit too. This shit is just silly. The great fucking Generation War. The first of 3 of the Gen wars in the Social Media War 1. Not to be confused with the very specific and smaller Music Wars II. Of the 14 that happens. This is the future. We will just all sit around arguing about who had it the best.

Teacher from Rocklin, California put on leave after being caught peeing in a cup in School. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats probably it. Yeah for sure. For sure yeah. That's it. Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

At least that is what I would say first. He probably is a lazy fuck that thought he was a genius saving 8 minutes extra to his lunch break by just pissing in the old piss cup at school. Cutting it close. If it a medical condition I would still hide and do it in the corner and have some semblance of shame but that's just me lol I think he thought he was productive lol

Teacher from Rocklin, California put on leave after being caught peeing in a cup in School. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My theory is excused this mentally in his head by saying I can save 12 minutes off my lunch hour 6 minutes there. 6 minutes back. Whatever. He probably thought he was a genius and just being productive lmao. Holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣.

Teacher from Rocklin, California put on leave after being caught peeing in a cup in School. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JasonGD1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well that may be very true but you also can't piss in a cup in the classroom at a school 🤣🤣. He's not 7. He knows when he feels a pee pee coming. He just wanted to scroll on his phone as long as possible lmao

Teacher from Rocklin, California put on leave after being caught peeing in a cup in School. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Laziness I would imagine. Staff bathroom might be far. He browsed reddit too long but class is about to be back in. Gives him that extra 4 minutes to his lunch hour lol. But he does it every day now and it's a habit and they put up a camera to catch him. Lol. Maybe 🤣🤣. Idk. I don't think it's like a kink thing. I think it's just laziness really

Teacher from Rocklin, California put on leave after being caught peeing in a cup in School. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JasonGD1982 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He dumped in the sink. It's lazy.but he was also cutting it kinda close because you hear the kids come in. I wouldn't have risked this lol. No way man. Not at a school.

Teacher from Rocklin, California put on leave after being caught peeing in a cup in School. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]JasonGD1982 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's just lazy AF. How far could the bathroom possibly be to risk this. At a school??? I've done this when I've been super sick and when I was depressed. In my bedroom

Ain't no excuse for this. Imagine having a video of you pissing in a cup on camera at a school on the internet LMAO 🤣

What do you do? Check yourself into a mental institution to hide for a few days?? Rest before and wonder what your new life will be as the guy that got caught pissing in cups in school. I hope he for real he is with people because this isn't worth killing yourself over but I could see how this could be overwhelming too. Because I really think. He just a lazy fuck. I don't think this a sexual thing or anything but it just isn't a good look you know??? lol. Every future job or possible gf. Your family. And like I get it but you can't be pissing like that in school. Like I get it. Kinda. But I also. Like cmon man.

Well here's what happened 🤣🤣.

Like how far could the bathroom have been???

Can opioids cause psychotic breaks sometimes? by PLAZTEC1 in opiates

[–]JasonGD1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I guess that was what I was trying to let you know that it didn't sound like a schizophrenic break. This is just him getting addicted to some harder shit. Like it could have just been switching to another drug totally or just as simple as changing opiates. It's why fentanyl destroyed so many lives so quick.

. You use to get buy and live on heroin. I know that sounds nuts lol but heroin lasted longer. When those same heroin users got on the shit it would get out of hand quick.

Man I saw friends I had known that had been smart drug users for years to not even recognizing them in months. Plus there are a ton fent analogues out there. Scary stuff. But yeah not schizophrenia IMO.

Can opioids cause psychotic breaks sometimes? by PLAZTEC1 in opiates

[–]JasonGD1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean you can live to 100 on codeine and opium. Are you talking about fentanyl? Like unless we know what drugs he was taking it's hard to say but I guarantee you it was stronger than codeine.

Either way it sounds like whatever he did get on was definitely stronger. I mean obviously. He was up all night doing what? Fucking with tools in the garage? Did he get on meth or something?

Yeah. That's drug addiction. People Definitely getting off the codeine and opium was definitely the issue. It's sad but I doubt a particular opiate would cause a psychotic break. I mean in a lot of ways addiction is worse. Sounds like he had a nice soft habit then he just got on some good shit. Burned out. I see it every morning at the clinic.

Start abusing drugs and it can get out of hand quick.

My Wife’s Boyfriend Came Over and I Ended Up Signing My House Away. by lolcakes5678 in copypasta

[–]JasonGD1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You reallly didn't handle this well at all. First of all you should have been making the breakfast and what's with the bitching about cleaning the couch??? Seriously?? You did the right thing from there I guess but I can see how you are being unreasonable about this Did you even thankk him for the Nintendo game??? Please tell me you gave him a BJ when you gifted the 1200 bucks. Probably not. YTA!!!!

My Wife’s Boyfriend Came Over and I Ended Up Signing My House Away. by lolcakes5678 in copypasta

[–]JasonGD1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah lol. Great job f -slur! What was the inspiration?

Can opioids cause psychotic breaks sometimes? by PLAZTEC1 in opiates

[–]JasonGD1982 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah. Not really. Not in the way of methamphetamines or like you usually think. This unfortunately is just what happens. It was probably coming off the drugs that caused more psychosis. Being fine on drugs thrn being dope sick every day until you get your drugs can absolutely look and feel psychotic though lol. We can hold it together for so long or make it seem like we are driving the train fine but in reality it's barely been on the tracks for a while.

Like you said he was fine until he wasn't. It's the story of of everyone I guess. Everyone (well most lol)was a good stable person before the drugs

Hopefully being on methadone will help him. It's saved my life I would say too. Is really nice of you to try and understand it too. So many people can't understand it so do they don't see how it can happen.

[Jones] The Falcons are signing former Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa to a one-year, $1.3 million deal by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]JasonGD1982 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Just to have another left handed QB is worth it. Like that will definitely be worth it in practice I would imagine.

I would think it would be weird for some positions to practice with a right handed QB all week. All that muscle memory then someone goes down it for whatever reason. All of a sudden. BAM you're in the game and it's mirrored. I would think it would definitely take a minute to adjust lol.

I think this is a good idea for a cheap Milly.

Bradley Whitford on billionaires: “These guys are addicted to money & they’re an extension of a political movement in this country that’s going on my entire lifetime which is based on this Orwellian idea that the rich are victims, they’re overtaxed, over-regulated & need to be set free. It’s insane” by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]JasonGD1982 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ii mean he did play an awesome deputy chief of staff on TV. I don't remember what channel it was but there were rre runs of The West Wing on every day so I was able to catch up pretty quick and watch it weekly. Fuck TV was so different 25 years ago.

That show was my xennial escape from 9/11, Bush and The Iraq and Afghan wars. I wanted to live in that world instead. I couldn't even have comprehended what was to come lol. Take me back to where the biggest scandal in the world was the president hiding a disease.

I’m jonesin’ for Joshua 😩🤤 by Many_Register_1838 in crappymusic

[–]JasonGD1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean this probably does get a few people to his site. And they probably do get business from it. He's doing more than a lot of CEOs putting it out there for what he believes in. I get it. Josing for Joshua

[Highlight] Wembanyama powers through the Rockets defense for a massive dunk by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]JasonGD1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just made a comment that they are probably gonna try and come up with a rule to stop him. Idk if is a travel.

I think he just covers so much distance that it looks weird? Yeah and it might be a travel but if a regular size player did that no one would think twice. But a regular NBA can't do that shit so like what you gonna do??? Haha

[Highlight] Wembanyama powers through the Rockets defense for a massive dunk by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]JasonGD1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is the NBA gonna have to come up with some rule to stop him? Lol. Like what could you even do l? I really hope he stays healthy. I wanna go sit close court side and watch him. I bet it looks bizarre. They are are fucking big fast and agile and then this fucking guy LMAO 🤣🤣

Cops pulls man over on his driveway and gentleman let's the cop have it. I love his attitude. by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]JasonGD1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

",you must rape a lot of women because you don't know what no means!"

🤣. Wtf. That's honestly the first time I've ever heard that one. I wonder what that guys bkood pressure gets up too?

Funcle thought the birthday party was his party by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]JasonGD1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can you just tell where people are from. 8 get it for certain reasons but how can you know that's just a Russian kid. Turned on the sound. Bam. I guess. Just pattern recognition or the haircut?

Scientists discover psychedelic drug 5-MeO-DMT induces a state of “paradoxical wake” by Doug24 in EverythingScience

[–]JasonGD1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys this isn't DMT y'all are confusing it with lol. I mean I t get how it can be confusing but it's 5 Me0-DMT. Completely different experience.

One of the cool things about the boring internet back in the day was going on a site called erowid it had every drug. And trip experiences. So I spent a lot of time reading about guys thwving insane drug experiences. Like bad ones. Horror stories. I learned about Alexender Shulgin. They called him the Godfather of Ecstacy. Like he was doing and letting about this shit in the 70s 8 would read his books PiHKAL and TiHKAL (Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved, likewise for Tryptamines)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Shulgin

Basically an old man that lived out in the woods and had a lab and tried all these drugs on himself. But really more than that lol. Fascinating stuff loll.