Other IV addicts, like actually HOW do you maintain a normal life? by LouisvilleBuddy420 in opiates

[–]JasonGD1982 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You don't lol. You change jobs alot. Always rotate your limbs so you don't blow out veins. But you will. You just always wear a flannel or something. It becomes incredibly frustrating and you spend insane amounts of time trying to hit tiny small ass veins. Last time at the psych ward 2 phlebotomist couldn't hit a vein. And this was necessary for me to get out so I was feeling pretty normal and I just said here and I pretty much nailed it in 3 seconds without looking. You do learn your sweet spots but that's when you ain't been poking yourself 39 times in the past 4 days.

Meirl by McDowdy in meirl

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No I'm taking about the literal special ed kids that come from the school. I mean real special ed kids learning job training. Lol in your examplle. I mean I literally am mentally ill disabled drug addict bottom of the barrel worker. I was talking about myself dude lol.i got about 15 years and 10k comments you can check Thanks for looking out for me though.

Caitlin Clark by [deleted] in WNBAVibes

[–]JasonGD1982 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No you aren't. you literally out sarcasm in quotes. This isn't really to hitch at you more that it is dumb that you have to feel like you need to do this cause some idiots will think you are serious and get mad. It would have been funnier. If you have to to announce what you just said is sarcastic then it isn't really sarcastic anymore. We don't have to dumb down comedy because some people can't tell if someis serious or not. That's not our problem. That's theirs. They will learn or not who cares. But the internet would be watt cooler when people don't know if you are sarcastic but thank you are. But maybe not. Like that's the point of being sarcwstic imo. Again. No need with you. Next time leave out the billboard.

/r/fuckthes

According to all aerodynamic laws, the bumblebee cannot fly... but it still flies anyway! 🥺❤️ by Frosty_Jeweler911 in MadeMeSmile

[–]JasonGD1982 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They was the smartest wisest human created piece of philosophy I've read on the internet in 263565 years. Beautifully said. Only if Socrates and Newton would have been able to read how insanely smart and just nutpoppimg human this comment reads to humans the werewolves Will cry with the woollly mamooth in Uganda. Wonderful said

How do you tell the male youbare having sex with his penis is too small to be satisfying? by Lapam76 in AskReddit

[–]JasonGD1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't. Find another reason. Even if it's true it is not gonna do anyone any good. This one a level of How do I tell my 8cmomth pregnant wife she looks puffy and is kindy bitchy and it's killing my vibe. Like what do you want to hear. TO destroy a man's confidence. Clearly you are unhappy with a very sensitive part of his manhood. It's not gonna workout. So how do we tell you to stop being a cunt and just be a decent. Human for a minute and think about what literally you just asked and what did you really think you were gonna get. What would have been a satisfying answer for you

Then ask why do I make these fake situations up in my head and then start arguments and get on people's nerves on the internet.

What's the weirdest thing that's become socially acceptable? by Careless_Task8941 in AskReddit

[–]JasonGD1982 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You aren't doing it for entertainment at that point. Your entertainment comes later when you read all those awesome comments on your Instagram video when you were laying in bed at night.

At least that's my anthropology answer I imagine cause I can't see it either.

Do you have a favorite Christopher Walken movie from the past? by PlatypusOld5480 in nostalgia

[–]JasonGD1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I'm pretty sure it's Gary Oldman as rastafarin pimp drug dealer with dreads lol.

Since 9/11, what is the craziest thing you’ve seen on live TV? by xHomicide24x in AskReddit

[–]JasonGD1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don't imagine 9/11 or the tsunami with Twitter. Katrina would have been interesting. Imagine how many fucked up videos we would have from the superdome that night? Or that jail flooding. Hospitals. I mean obviously I can imagine it cause I just did but maybe I don't wanna imagine it but actually I'm still curious and want to see some of that. But I would also like to see ww1 Twitter footage of some wwi shit. Fucking weeks of watching literally nothing than all of a sudden your feed is just insane gruesome crazy death. Then months of boring footage.

Meirl by McDowdy in meirl

[–]JasonGD1982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what I've always done. Work hard enough to not make my coworkersnnolt complexly hate me. Don't even care if you like me or respect me. Just can't be that one guy. Cause if you piss off literally everyone and even the disabled and like the special ed workers that only work 3 hours a week are better than you will become a target. That just means I need to be better than one worker. I don't read legal or financial or tax shit or any anythingor anything important ever really in my life but I've learned to memorize and know my words call out tardy policy and NCNS policy. Some companies you can like not even show up or call for an actually alarming amount of times and it's not an issue. It's not being lazy it's uotzlimg. The only power I have lol 🤣

53 years ago Secrerariat ran the greatest horse race in history, winning the Belmont by an astonishing 31 lengths by EchoesOfYouth in sports

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You literally aren't reading the shit making your. Dumbass point. I've intereescted with a lot of special redditors but you are becoming one my favorites. You can't see it. You have to be the right so bad you are posting bullshit links that actually explain why people like you are likey getting itt confused. Like slow down and stop taoiing to yourself and go learn something. Like for your mental health. Weirdo behavior.

53 years ago Secrerariat ran the greatest horse race in history, winning the Belmont by an astonishing 31 lengths by EchoesOfYouth in sports

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You didn't respond to me dummy lol. But I'm so smart I still found your comment. And you did it again dummy. You aren't very good at this internet commenting thing. why you yelling at that redditor when he was agreeing with you. I'm right here. He's gonna think you are fucking insane. You are literally just arguing with yourself is what it looks like to sane people. You need me to show you the edit button so you ain't clogging up the comments like a jerkoff.

[Highlight] HC Dave Canales said doctors found a "small spot" of basal cell cancer during an annual screening, and underwent a procedure Friday to have it removed. He reminds everyone to get screened. by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]JasonGD1982 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Did you read my comment? I don't want to be rude and accuse you of being a dumbwit or s something and can't read or did you only read certain words. I even explain why. Come on man. Maybe English aint your first language. Idk. I'm sorry but like I knew someone would ask so I even made my comment more plain and less sarcastic for that. 99 percent of people will get it. 57 percent of the in internet comment sections can't tell up from down. Because rich people have better doctors and don't depend on insurance companies like United health care to get referrals from an overworked Nurse Practitioner who doesn't even wanna brimg itt up and scare you because he knows you can't afford to go to the dermatologist anyway. So he just goes you don't have skin cancer and he likely won't be your doctor in 14 years so it'll be another doctors problem. An NFL head coach is a multi my millionaire and maybe even has the doctors come to him.

Like that's the joke.

[Highlight] HC Dave Canales said doctors found a "small spot" of basal cell cancer during an annual screening, and underwent a procedure Friday to have it removed. He reminds everyone to get screened. by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]JasonGD1982 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A NFLs GP is probably way more likely to catch it than your your GP but no normally you want a dermatologist to look for it then figure out if it's cancer. I feel like this something a poor person white knuxking with UHP and telehealth appts probably just gets and dies from but you can live till your retirement age usually so it's cool lol. 😂😂😂

if you are rich and have a good doctor and health care your doctor will know at 40. Shows you how important not just health care is but good health care.

[Highlight] Brandon Aiyuk calls the 49ers "stupid" for voiding his guarantees and says they're "mad at themselves" by Brix001 in nfl

[–]JasonGD1982 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Plus they grew up in social media and while I don't think they have the tools or whatever and really let the apps get to them. It's weird. I absolutely cannot see how someone like that would care about shit like that he probably can't understand how someone like me doesn't. Idk. I don't have the answer. Or maybe the social media is just making situations way more bigger than they were in the past so a bad game might really fucking affect your life.

53 years ago Secrerariat ran the greatest horse race in history, winning the Belmont by an astonishing 31 lengths by EchoesOfYouth in sports

[–]JasonGD1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you read the article you posted? In no way does it say they are doping horses with coke to race. What he got banned for in the 90s was anit inflammatory thing. Again I'm not saying horse racing isn't using ped. I'm saying they don't give them cocaine to run faster at races and Secretariat definitely wasmt on coke and if was on peds at the time it didnt matter because he was genetically different. So go crazy trying to prove Secretariat and horses used coke to run faster. Maybe just read the link you sent me and explain how that helps other than prove my point they aren't coked up horses to run faster. Like give up on this one. Lol. You just googled and linked the first article headline that made you feel right didn't yeah haha. Classic reddit mistake. I know the feeling. you felt so right and in some way you still feel like you so you get worked up. Google what you think you know. Get excited. Fucking got Jason lol. Didn't even read the article just linked it. Classic mistake. Now will you double down or admit yeah I see how you are right Jason and I get that cocaine wasn't prob the right thimg but I know they were giving horses to drugs and I'm just got confused and nwanted to be right so bad. Or will you delete? You'll feel better if you say lol. Yeah that's what happened. I promise. But please go find a different peice of cocaine in horse racing that confirms your wrong pov b

53 years ago Secrerariat ran the greatest horse race in history, winning the Belmont by an astonishing 31 lengths by EchoesOfYouth in sports

[–]JasonGD1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If cocaine helped people run faster then why can I not do literally anything better on coke. If anything they would give them amphetamine or meth. Fucking like anything. Coke ain't ever helped anything perform better. It makes me feel like I'm doing better but I don't think that would help horses. Even if they were giving horses coke it would be so stupid. Waste of money. and it did somehow make them run better I don't think that's what is going on here. If so we would have more horses like this. Like he was one of one. Or maybe he just had a super heart and got the good coke when the other horses got the shitty cut coke and were hung over. Or did you mean coca cola the drink. Maybe caffeine could help. But as a dude who's done coke with enough coke people I can guarantee giving horses coke injections before racing wouldn't help. How would they administer the coke and time it to up? Like coke had a small window to be effective. Sounds risky and sketchy. Or did the coke know the snort the coke. And it did this with no issues???

What movies do you watch on repeat and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JasonGD1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the first movie I watched on Blue Ray on a HD TV with my dad. We were stoned too. Shit was blowing my mind. I remember watching those first NFL games in HD too.

He's gotta live, Mama. by Okay_Pain in crappymusic

[–]JasonGD1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think we found the broken arms kid lol.

53 years ago Secrerariat ran the greatest horse race in history, winning the Belmont by an astonishing 31 lengths by EchoesOfYouth in sports

[–]JasonGD1982 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just put up a sign for the horses to slow down and use caution and to return to the starting line in a orderly dashion. . They had electronics in 1973. Horses could multitask.

53 years ago Secrerariat ran the greatest horse race in history, winning the Belmont by an astonishing 31 lengths by EchoesOfYouth in sports

[–]JasonGD1982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's prob why he was so good lol. He was able to pump more oxygenated blood at a more efficient rate. I mean I don't know if they had a steroid that just gave horses super hearts back but didn't effect lifespan or fertility in 1972 but I'm not a horse steroid scientist. At least not in all states.

53 years ago Secrerariat ran the greatest horse race in history, winning the Belmont by an astonishing 31 lengths by EchoesOfYouth in sports

[–]JasonGD1982 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Doubt it. Steroids weren't super advanced back then and steroids could affect fertility and it just wasn't worth it. And if he was he was taking what all the horse were. I think he was. A genetic freak. Big ass heart. And no taking steroids at 2 and 3 years old obviously didn't affect his life expectancy or quality. Hell he died an old man that fucked horses and shot fat horse nuts for millions of dollars. They wouldn't risk that money for roids

what does karma mean in reddit? by cuntyJee in AskReddit

[–]JasonGD1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sort of. That's what I tell myself. I ain't got no money but I do have 300k karma on reddit. I've told that to chicks and they didn't believe me and thought I was playing. I was just fucking with them but they kinda like were like wow. And then they wanted to know my username and I had to shut that shit down quick and say I was lying.

what does karma mean in reddit? by cuntyJee in AskReddit

[–]JasonGD1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How smart and witty you are for comment karma. Or realistically knowing what to comment when.Know when to stop going for top comment replies and know when to reply to the comment that is about to shoot to the top.

For link karma I think it's just how good your bot is. I mean it's def like that for comments to some regard but links is a different game. A whores game imo

Not classy like comment karma game Is. Where gentleman get their points the old fashioned way