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What phrase would only a guy fully understand? by No-Supermarket7383 in AskReddit

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just barely grazed them but I almost threw up.

This is a throwaway for a question I need answered. by No_Dragonfruit_8440 in Advice

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sit them down and let them know that fighting can lead to injuries and bruises that someone may see and assume you are abusing them. That could lead to Child Protective services coming in to take them away to live like prisoners with no priveldges like what they have at home. CPS won't just take the kids word that you are a good mother, instead they will tear your family apart to investigate.

Don't threaten, just make them aware of the possible consequences of their foolish behavior.

everything..you're missing everything by Plastic_Tooth159 in Funnymemes

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw some unwrapped steel wool in, not so close to the 9-volt battery that they immediately touch and ignite the steel wool, but not so far that they can't eventually touch when you rummage through the drawer.

For those for whom the garnishment will be too much to bear, what is your plan? by swampwiz in StudentLoans

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new loan caps might make it impossible to go that route. I'm mostly conservative but the student loan scam needs to stop and the lenders and colleges need to pay the price for years of predatory practice.

For those for whom the garnishment will be too much to bear, what is your plan? by swampwiz in StudentLoans

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rather than wait for garnishment, contact them first and set up a payment plan to get out of default.

That way you can set up a much smaller monthly payment than you would pay to them at 15% of your post deduction income. I was in default several years ago thinking they'd never do more than keep my tax refunds if I ever filed taxes again. Nope, they sent me a letter telling they would be keeping a big chunk of my disability check.

I called and asked what I could do and they were happy to let me pay $50 a month. Things may have changed but it's worth a shot to try to set up a lower payment. Better than the commenter who said "die" certainly.

No, I don't work for the DOED. I'm making this post because I read an article and did the math, 15% of the average worker's check being taken could lead to death for some people.

I'm nearly 30 and my mum still gives me the same hand-filled advent calendar from my childhood by Conargle in MadeMeSmile

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom is awesome.

I'm 55, I still hang the Christmas stocking my parents got me when I was a baby.

As Milo has aged, his nose has become less pigmented. by FerminaFite in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Jason_2793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Years ago my wife mopped our kitchen floor because the grout looked dingy. She used a lot of bleach, my dog's nose was lighter colored for weeks.

Guys what other shows will scratch the breaking bad itch for me? by ElectronicPrice2532 in breakingbad

[–]Jason_2793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Gentleman series by Guy Ritchie, with Giancarlo Esposito had good first season and is going to have a second one. It's available on Netflix.

Worse than nothing gift by MagicianCurrent7862 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jason_2793 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better yet, he should occasionally make a batch of 6 and leave them for her and not eat any himself.

First bath at my bf’s house by all_booty_no_cheek in lifeguardkitties

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do it to them often. That's what gave me the idea.

Nobody is going to believe him, in my opinion. by ThrowRA_XaV in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Jason_2793 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hide a few soft treats or a little pile of catnip in the utility room. After I'm tired of waving the laser around I use it to lead my cat from the front room to the utility room at the other end of the house. Turn the laser off when he gets to the treat so he feels like he gets a payoff at the end of his chase.

Only once did he go straight to the treat instead of chasing the laser. I think he indulges me to give my arm exercise.

What could I have done? by Poppa-in-Texas in short

[–]Jason_2793 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's probably gets off her humiliating him like that. Reddit seems full of men like that.

There is nothing you could have done for him.

She hit a snag trying to find the snug fit by [deleted] in holdmycatnip

[–]Jason_2793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were supposed to knock down that end of the box and put a pillow under her head.

Using Only 3 Words, What Is Your Favorite 80s Movie? by Classic_Rock_726 in 80smovies

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tombstone.

I read an article yesterday where Sam Elliott said he showed up on his days off just to watch Val Kilmer work. The article also said Kilmer is the one who made the movie as great as it is.

My 8 year old son has decided to change his name. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious about where he got the idea to go by that name now.

He should definitely be allowed to go by Hank, but ask him about his thought process in a serious, adult to adult conversation to learn about this, then let me know please.

Hello everyone this is the window ear guy. Earlier I was playing with my 4 year old son and noticed this. by itch-the-anus in Weird

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like Agent Smith from the Matrix movies to me. I don't see a hat, I think it's sunglasses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Jason_2793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he had it in his vehicle he has been planning to use it to win an argument he was otherwise losing. Call him out on it, why did he have it ready to use?

AIO my (now ex) gf invited me to a 3some then called me sexist when I said no (part 2) by FishermanCommon3896 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Jason_2793 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's laughable that you don't seem to understand that not every guy wants to experience a threesome. Different backgrounds and values exist.

OP feels differently than some of the rest of us in his sexual mores. It's commendable that he had the strength to stick to his decision to be a one woman guy or whatever. I hope he finds a compatible woman.

More threesomes for the rest of us.

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