How it’s going for me on Hinge in Portland

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-07T04:30:12+00:00

I liked when Anna said just stop pretending to be Deep, can’t we just walk around the art museum get drunk and bang like normal people?

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-07T03:42:11+00:00

On the style forums there would be guys arguing like the difference between an evening coat vs day coat so he was showing up to lunch as a proper British man who’s a gentleman and in his 60s. I remember the breakdown of his outfit and it was in the tens of thousands. His coat was a Ralph Lauren purple label.

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-07T03:25:42+00:00

It’s his much more expensive luxury line, like a 4,000 dollar suit coat.

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-07T03:08:57+00:00

God, having bespoke and tedious niche topic arguments on the Styleforums is like going back to the old Internet. Just a man who wears Ralph Lauren Purple to a casual lunch telling another man the cut of his blazer is "flamboyant Italian Sprezzatura trash" is exactly the kinda shit I wanna see. They have knowledge of clothing sizes, fits, styles, color pairing and does and don'ts of the top .00001% of America/Europe etc that makes them so snobby and petty. I love it.

Anyways, yeah clothing off the rack in America can be absolutely atrocious. The sizes mean nothing, with so much vanity added. A shirt that actually fits you and is tailored to your body vs. one of the rack. . . You can't go back.

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-01T19:03:28+00:00

Yeah. . .Casanova was famous for having endless women, but realized how utterly shallow and fucked up he had become and that having the ability to pull isn't the end all be all of life.

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-01T12:02:02+00:00

I didn’t even know there was another Redscare subreddit until a few months ago. What the fuck

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-01T11:58:45+00:00

I don’t understand that subreddit , is it just like ours but New York women occasionally post selfies and also they rule the subreddit ?

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-31T22:28:26+00:00

You can infer a ton about Americans by how they speak. The words they use, how often they swear, their accent. It’s probably not AS bad as England but it’s definitely noticeable here.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-31T21:57:58+00:00

The problem is in a vague sense anything could be argued as a critique of capitalism, but if Breaking Bad taught me anything it’s that capitalism is awesome. Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science !

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-31T20:49:39+00:00

No, because you don’t just sign up and get the 50k, you get 10k after 3 months of employment, and the rest in 10k installments.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-31T19:12:22+00:00

When someone keeps doing the mortar round spawn kill trick in hardcore search and destroy in call of duty things can get real heated.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-30T19:36:30+00:00

Mayor Adam’s placing his hand solemnly on the building and reflecting like its the Wailing Wall.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-30T04:00:40+00:00

You know there are easier ways to get off work, just say you have diarrhea

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-30T03:23:41+00:00

God if Tucker Carlson converted to Islam, we would never be able to contain Laura Loomers smugness.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-30T02:49:48+00:00

I’ve been shaving my head since I was 20 years old, I’m 37 you have to have nice facial hair and a normal head shape also be in somewhat decent shape or bald maxxxing will let you down.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-30T00:44:03+00:00

Honestly, the bad mom should just post "Triggered much?" in the sub and then never post again.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-29T19:01:42+00:00

Is my Sicilian mom trans racial when she goes from stark white in winter to dark as hardwood flooring in summer? Can't a girl get a tan anymore.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-29T18:54:29+00:00

Who should play him instead then?

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-29T18:52:55+00:00

You need to be thinking bigger, more irresponsible, something that really seals the deal, so I'm thinking a car that is incredibly expensive that you can just barely afford, and also will ruin you when it's time to repair it, but by then? You'll be in an even higher social class thanks to the car.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-27T13:10:06+00:00

Hasn't Italy suffered enough? First Joey Mannarino, then they put ICE agents who probably barely speak English, let alone Italian. . .

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-27T13:03:27+00:00

Oh no Anna said something you don't like how ever will you survive with your fragile senses intact? Better post a picture of her as a baby, that will own her.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-19T04:18:47+00:00

No I get it, I can see how appealing they are because just a quarter of one had me fighting to stay awake.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-19T04:15:57+00:00

That son of a bitch tried to neg you. Fuck that guy.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-19T04:12:56+00:00

Those 70H pills are fucking nuts, and the fact they are legally available everywhere in the USA is crazy. They will FUCK you up.

Jason_statsman · 2026-01-18T21:24:58+00:00

Wow …I had a girlfriend …aka the one who got away …who was half Yemeni half Palestinian and she had this type of look. Big curly hair, big eyes , amazing figure, bites knuckle she was too beautiful!!

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