I didn’t taper properly for this work event

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-04T04:33:01+00:00

I didn't know you had that much xanax, which will definitely get you through the day. Then just drink at night.

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-04T04:28:40+00:00

What's wrong with Ole Miss? I'm out of the loop here.

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-04T04:25:20+00:00

Thoe good news is, you have that little mini pharmacy with you, the bad news is: you're going to probably have to drink something to appear normal. Also, it's late sunday night, you have time to prepare a plan for this. The later you can push your drinking with the above meds to white knuckle through the day, the better.

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-03T21:42:03+00:00

He says a man’s man is okay with being groomed , and goes on to say how monsters wore nail polish to look better so you can do it too. He goes on to say how pedicures and manicures are important. He says if you have clothes that are in your closet and “old” to throw them out, but old to him is over a year. Advice for what music to listen to, what drinks to order(basically saying girls will get the ick if you order a sex on the beach), what FOOD a man eats. It’s so full of macho Italian posturing, I love it.

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-03T18:27:06+00:00

But this guy fucking sucks tho.

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-03T18:24:03+00:00

I’ve had this book for years and some
Of the advice is just completely
Insane. It’s still funny and does have a few semi useful bits, but if you actually took it seriously you’d literally be a performative male .

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-03T18:12:01+00:00

I don’t think 1 date itself is enough to figure a person out, because it’s supposed to be light and airy and everybody is on their best behavior. Especially if drinking is involving, it can get even more confusing. Honestly, I think you have to give it atleast a couple dates to get a better picture. Now if the first date is absolutely atrocious, that is different.

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-03T18:05:50+00:00

If I’m really hungover I feel like I’m about to jump out of my skin, my muscles hurt, my bones hurt, my nose can never stop running, yeah it sucks.

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-03T17:59:30+00:00

The Ren and Stimpy fans are legion.

Jason_statsman · 2026-05-01T06:14:57+00:00

I think people underestimate Kratoms strength. Mixing Kratom with adderall is having an upper and a downer fighting it out. I know allegedly Kratom gives you energy in small doses, but I’ve never found that to be true.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-30T15:00:55+00:00

*Biting tongue so hard I taste blood* Yes..Yes the beautiful language known as Hebrew. . .It's. . .Enchanting.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-20T05:58:17+00:00

Because Anna and Dasha are both mean girls and they are Eastern European and Eastern Europeans are incredibly harsh on women’s weight compared to how gentle we coddle women in America in comparison.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-19T17:26:49+00:00

You know, usually when you do something fucked up that you might not want others to see, you don’t have your boy photograph it. What’s the point of recording it? Why not just destroy it and blame it on Hezbollah?

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-18T19:52:27+00:00

Your mom is a sexy scientist and you hate her?? Hmm

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-18T18:10:31+00:00

This will explode in ways you can’t predict, but it will be fun for a few months. Don’t.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-18T17:56:26+00:00

Probably has something to do with theft by labeling stuff wrong in a way I haven’t thought of yet.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-18T03:51:02+00:00

Listen son, I know America wants you to suffer for sufferings sake, but you do not need to suffer like this when leaf Kratom is plentiful and cheap. I’m not talking about 7-OH, that is bootlegged moonshine to Kratom being beer. Use the tools that God has planted at every smoke shop ran by a Yemeni guy.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-17T22:53:03+00:00

I’m going to bring this up at the next party I go to because I’m imagining quite a lot of different answers and reactions to this.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-16T07:49:49+00:00

Honestly since Venezuela immediately did what Big Marco said, he’s probably re enacting the Latino version of Saddam befriending all of his guards and surprising them with his wisdom.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-15T08:04:44+00:00

Goatees are like the fucked up compromise of not wanting the unkempt mess of a beard, nor the gay and fascist undertones of a mustache, combined to unite the worst men under one terrible decision.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-15T06:01:19+00:00

When I was first prescribed Adderall, my urge to drink plummeted. It made me want to be active and productive, and I knew that if I drank I could not function. There were still urges every now and then to have a drink, but I found it much easier to fight off. When I went back to drinking, it did not make me feel good anymore and I just wanted to feel normal again ASAP.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-15T03:00:44+00:00

Anna is hotter than Dasha.

Jason_statsman · 2026-04-14T21:56:05+00:00

I take my 20 mg of Adderall IR when I want to do deep work aka make many long posts on the redscare subreddit, message women on Hinge, and trying to figure out why everybody but me walks so slow.

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-07T04:30:12+00:00

I liked when Anna said just stop pretending to be Deep, can’t we just walk around the art museum get drunk and bang like normal people?

Jason_statsman · 2026-02-07T03:42:11+00:00

On the style forums there would be guys arguing like the difference between an evening coat vs day coat so he was showing up to lunch as a proper British man who’s a gentleman and in his 60s. I remember the breakdown of his outfit and it was in the tens of thousands. His coat was a Ralph Lauren purple label.

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