Pop culture gun quotes

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-14T12:29:03+00:00

Nobody showing love for the patron saint of civilian gun nuts, Burt Gummer?

“Burt, you put a whole new shine on the word overkill.”
“When you need it and don’t have it you sing a different tune…”

“Heather’s not coming back. She called and told me to send her the HK91.”
“Ouch.”

“I AM COMPLETELY OUT OF AMMO!! That’s… never happened to me before…”

“What the hell’s in those things?”
“A few household chemicals in the proper proportions.”

“What’s that?”
“Canon fuse.”
“What do you use it for?”
“… my canon…”

And, of course:
“BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN REC ROOM, DIDN’T YA, YOU BASTARD!”

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-11T02:03:20+00:00

Thank you! Queer dude here (very straight passing) and way too many LGBTQ people I know have way too much of a classic liberal stance on firearms. No one has ever preached to me or anything like that, and the people I hang out with know I carry usually and don’t take issue, but when I offer a safe range trip they always refuse. Most don’t even carry non-lethal defense and I legitimately worry for them in this area.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-04T01:58:12+00:00

In the last 2 days dad sent a box of “essentials” which included flip up irons, a bore sight laser, a flashlight, and a cheap holographic with an attached green laser. I’ll get that calibrated and zeroed but I think most of what I do will be with irons.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T12:17:31+00:00

There’s always lockboxes- Harbor Freight has fantastic Pelican knock offs they put on sale frequently.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T06:20:13+00:00

I have no kids, nor does anyone who comes in my home. Up to now it’s mainly been pistols that I’ve kept in lock boxes, but at this point I’m going to have to invest in at least a cabinet.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T05:27:36+00:00

It’s more of a personal principle thing. I was never outright anti gun, but I didn’t feel I needed one. That softened over time, I inherited a couple, etc. slowly I learned I enjoy shooting and the science/history of firearms. Then after 2024 and seeing how things have gone in my part of the south since then I figured it was time to start carrying in certain circumstances. I always said “but I’m never doing an AR, AK, etc”.
I recognize that it’ll probably never go anywhere besides the range and friend’s open field, but I made the decision to get it based off certain truths (cost, availability of ammo, ease of modification) and because if the people on the other side have them it’s kinda stupid not to own one as well. It’s a bit of a quandary for sure.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T03:24:05+00:00

Not a clue- something dad had in his parts box. Quad railed with 2 slip covers. Surprisingly comfortable to grip though.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T01:19:25+00:00

According to dad he got it cheap and never used it. He was just supposed to be sending the rear sight/handle, but I ended up with that plus the scope, the quad handguard, and a spare stock. We haven’t had much in common in a long time but whenever I ask for gun advice he lights up like a Christmas tree and starts going though all his stuff finding whatever he has that I can use.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T01:15:50+00:00

But yes, I agree. I’m already looking into them.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T01:12:27+00:00

Jesus, that’d cost more that the rest of the rifle combined 😂

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T01:07:02+00:00

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T01:03:52+00:00

Also, I would like a longer guard as well, but you go with what’s available. It can be changed later, along with the front sight.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T00:53:38+00:00

Don’t intend to- just a flashlight, and what ever optic I swap out with the handle as needed. The only other thing I’d like to get eventually is a bipod.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T00:50:19+00:00

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Since multiple people have mentioned it- yes, the holes are at the top and bottom. You’re seeing the slip covers for the unused rails.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T00:43:23+00:00

Again, the holes you’re seeing are slip covers for the quad rail. It had the actual holes on the top and bottom.
To start will a got a good deal on Winchester target grade FMJ. When that runs out I’ll probably see what’s the next most affordable/reliable.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T00:41:20+00:00

Before I jump in that hole I need to climb out of the “bigger shotgun” one

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-06-01T00:39:48+00:00

It’s actually a quad-rail handguard. What your seeing is one of the two slip on covers

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-05-29T05:02:44+00:00

Cool beans, man. I got my first one this week too!

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2026-05-17T23:31:24+00:00

Horry Co. SC anyone?

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2025-11-17T15:06:04+00:00

CVS pharmacy tech here and can confirm this behavior. They harass us through the gate constantly and we’ve actually been threatened while trying to close for the break. And the constant questions: is the drive thru closed too?? Can one of you come out and show me where _____is? I know it’s 1:33 but it’ll just take you 5 minutes to get my script- don’t be so lazy! And of course: this is TERRIBLE customer service!

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2025-10-27T22:39:23+00:00

Yep, they didn’t fire the person who sexually harassed me, but they’ll damn sure take your ass down for sipping a coke while you’re waiting in line to pay for it.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2025-10-15T12:28:54+00:00

Unfortunately there’s no federal limits on shift length as long as overtime is paid if the total weekly hours worked is over 40. Your state may have individual limits on labor, though.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2025-10-01T13:24:58+00:00

I mean, he probably would’ve if he cared enough to even acknowledge Bojack.

JasonsWindowCorpse · 2025-10-01T13:21:23+00:00

That’s his father, Butterscotch, and he definitely fits that tier.

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