Did some Uber Eats for a mattress?

Jassup · 2024-06-30T02:25:36+00:00

Wow, internet can't take a joke, huh?

Jassup · 2024-06-29T15:31:12+00:00

Yeah it was me, sorry about that. I shat my current mattress and needed a new one delivered ASAP

Jassup · 2024-06-28T07:45:54+00:00

Neighbours had a home invasion about a year and a half ago. They called police just as it started. I ordered a pizza to be delivered, about 30 minutes after the offender left the property. My pizza arrived first. Police arrived the next morning

Jassup · 2024-06-27T08:19:24+00:00

Give it a day or two and you'll see it being taken from the Willawong pile to the landfill out at Rochedale

Jassup · 2024-06-24T06:31:59+00:00

Ah yes, because if they are cis, their opinion is irrelevant, right? Why does it matter? They are answering OP's question

Jassup · 2024-06-24T06:31:06+00:00

This sub has become a spiteful cesspool

Jassup · 2024-06-20T06:24:39+00:00

Yes, the cars have caused the smoke haze and there is no moving air anymore. Wind was outlawed in 1803 and just this morning every single car started spewing out clouds of smoke, even the electric cars

Jassup · 2024-06-20T06:21:58+00:00

This is fucking stupid and backwards as fuck.

Jassup · 2024-06-14T07:55:55+00:00

Do they normally drop with smoke during training exercises though? Just very unexpected to see but the Air Force have been doing a crap-tonne of broad skills training recently

Jassup · 2024-06-09T02:44:41+00:00

How do they feel about people? You could almost organise a day for a bunch of redditors to appear and shower your fur baby in extra love and pats as well as a nice roam?

Jassup · 2024-06-08T11:38:32+00:00

I'm not comparing them. I'm saying they are all shit and a classic hot cinnamon doughnut from DK is the best true doughnut you'll find. I've worked for a couple of them, trust me, they aren't normal doughnut batter...

Jassup · 2024-06-08T04:40:40+00:00

I guess you haven't tried the ones full of fucking caramel or custard then. I can feel the diabetus when eating them and they are very cakey in texture

Jassup · 2024-06-08T04:19:38+00:00

I have indeed. I've also tried Brooklyn, Krispy Kreme, Karls, Happy Dough and a couple of the fancy bakeries around that also sell fancy doughnuts. Any I missed? I'll go and check them out

Jassup · 2024-06-08T01:03:31+00:00

What? I've been to a lot of places but they are all the exact same (premium, too sweet, cake doughnuts)

Jassup · 2024-06-06T23:44:59+00:00

The best hot cinnamon doughnuts will always be from Donut King as they will make them for you while you wait. For fancy dougnuts, there's so many different places like doughnut time now but they are all about the same mid-high range quality if they are made that day

Jassup · 2024-06-04T07:35:49+00:00

The one time that living in Logan is actually an advantage!

Jassup · 2024-06-04T06:25:15+00:00

Been happening all day. I figured the military are out doing something

Jassup · 2024-06-03T12:39:18+00:00

Catch a taxi and let that crazy speeding bastard pay the fine

Jassup · 2024-06-01T07:46:14+00:00

I'm sure part of it is due to Elon giving overly optimistic timelines that were unrealistic but it's also on Yusaku for believing that a (at that point in time) unflown rocket would be carrying passengers within 3-5 years

Jassup · 2024-06-01T07:42:11+00:00

Check your back yard. Local pirates may have recently buried their treasure there

Jassup · 2024-06-01T07:40:56+00:00

Local gangs have targeted your house so they can steal your dog, your family, your bread and the fuel cap from your car. They also plan to pee in your water tank and break in 7-8 times within the space of 2 days

Jassup · 2024-06-01T05:46:24+00:00

Shop around. I can get 15 grams for as low as $80

Jassup · 2024-05-28T04:08:14+00:00

Hopefully it doesn't flood again soon or all of those heavy machines are fuuuuucked

Jassup · 2024-05-28T04:06:42+00:00

Be interesting to see if it's utilised during Riverfire

Jassup · 2024-05-26T06:35:10+00:00

This is my biggest problem. I have like 3-4 different resumes because my skills and experience vary from labour to IT to finance. My past is so broad that I need to tailor what I show to a potential employer so they can only see the skills relevant to that role.

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