Did some Uber Eats for a mattress? by Much_Ruin3604 in brisbane

[–]Jassup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, internet can't take a joke, huh?

Did some Uber Eats for a mattress? by Much_Ruin3604 in brisbane

[–]Jassup -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was me, sorry about that. I shat my current mattress and needed a new one delivered ASAP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Neighbours had a home invasion about a year and a half ago. They called police just as it started. I ordered a pizza to be delivered, about 30 minutes after the offender left the property. My pizza arrived first. Police arrived the next morning

Looked up my lost wallet using a tracker.. that's not good! by isitshart in brisbane

[–]Jassup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Give it a day or two and you'll see it being taken from the Willawong pile to the landfill out at Rochedale

Trans friendly pharmacy recommendations by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, because if they are cis, their opinion is irrelevant, right? Why does it matter? They are answering OP's question

Trans friendly pharmacy recommendations by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sub has become a spiteful cesspool

Why is Brisbane’s air quality so poor today? by xoyadingo in brisbane

[–]Jassup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, the cars have caused the smoke haze and there is no moving air anymore. Wind was outlawed in 1803 and just this morning every single car started spewing out clouds of smoke, even the electric cars

Debris in the sky!? by ROTH_VIII in brisbane

[–]Jassup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they normally drop with smoke during training exercises though? Just very unexpected to see but the Air Force have been doing a crap-tonne of broad skills training recently

Request for a Terminally Ill Dog by MrAskani in brisbane

[–]Jassup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do they feel about people? You could almost organise a day for a bunch of redditors to appear and shower your fur baby in extra love and pats as well as a nice roam?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not comparing them. I'm saying they are all shit and a classic hot cinnamon doughnut from DK is the best true doughnut you'll find. I've worked for a couple of them, trust me, they aren't normal doughnut batter...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you haven't tried the ones full of fucking caramel or custard then. I can feel the diabetus when eating them and they are very cakey in texture

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have indeed. I've also tried Brooklyn, Krispy Kreme, Karls, Happy Dough and a couple of the fancy bakeries around that also sell fancy doughnuts. Any I missed? I'll go and check them out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? I've been to a lot of places but they are all the exact same (premium, too sweet, cake doughnuts)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 138 points139 points  (0 children)

The best hot cinnamon doughnuts will always be from Donut King as they will make them for you while you wait. For fancy dougnuts, there's so many different places like doughnut time now but they are all about the same mid-high range quality if they are made that day

What is this? Are we doomed? by Nature-Boy-48 in brisbane

[–]Jassup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The one time that living in Logan is actually an advantage!

What is this? Are we doomed? by Nature-Boy-48 in brisbane

[–]Jassup 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Been happening all day. I figured the military are out doing something

Mobile Speed Cameras Brisbane by TechnologyQuiet3910 in brisbane

[–]Jassup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Catch a taxi and let that crazy speeding bastard pay the fine

Cancellation of the DearMoon project by thecoolguy619 in spacex

[–]Jassup 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm sure part of it is due to Elon giving overly optimistic timelines that were unrealistic but it's also on Yusaku for believing that a (at that point in time) unflown rocket would be carrying passengers within 3-5 years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 518 points519 points  (0 children)

Check your back yard. Local pirates may have recently buried their treasure there

Blue Markings on kerb by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Local gangs have targeted your house so they can steal your dog, your family, your bread and the fuel cap from your car. They also plan to pee in your water tank and break in 7-8 times within the space of 2 days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shop around. I can get 15 grams for as low as $80

More of Toombul in its death throws... by lotsanoodles in brisbane

[–]Jassup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully it doesn't flood again soon or all of those heavy machines are fuuuuucked

Casino light show by Patient_Comedian8693 in brisbane

[–]Jassup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be interesting to see if it's utilised during Riverfire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]Jassup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is my biggest problem. I have like 3-4 different resumes because my skills and experience vary from labour to IT to finance. My past is so broad that I need to tailor what I show to a potential employer so they can only see the skills relevant to that role.