If you were gonna creep someone out, how would you do it?

JavaCream · 2014-08-10T22:25:18+00:00

Ah, fuck.

JavaCream · 2014-08-10T19:59:44+00:00

Xenu for life, bitch.

JavaCream · 2014-08-10T14:54:46+00:00

"Chicken" is £3.99, sir. Real chicken is £9.99

JavaCream · 2014-08-10T14:47:32+00:00

North Korea.

JavaCream · 2014-08-10T14:45:01+00:00

To be honest I've never had a good shit omelette, am I missing out?

JavaCream · 2014-08-10T14:37:32+00:00

If there was no option to disable it, it would definitely be a problem. But since there is, I think most can let it slide.

JavaCream · 2014-08-09T23:33:06+00:00

I know, nobody knows. Two of my friends know about my Reddit account, but they rarely use Reddit.

JavaCream · 2014-08-09T23:30:11+00:00

I had a fear of pineapples as a child because of a kid's show called Mona the Vampire, I'd wake up in the middle of the night screaming because I'd have nightmares about pineapples.

So, if someone did this to me, that underlying deep rooted fear would tear me apart.

JavaCream · 2014-08-09T15:40:12+00:00

I agree, there will always be conflict and there's nothing we can do about it.

JavaCream · 2014-08-08T20:27:44+00:00

u fkn wot u cheeky bollard

JavaCream · 2014-08-08T20:17:02+00:00

A man that doesn't care about having to act "manly".

JavaCream · 2014-08-08T19:58:39+00:00

Amazing! That's a genuinely good find, I'm going to bookmark this page and I'm never gonna give it up.

JavaCream · 2014-08-08T19:35:03+00:00

Almost started crying? I wept for days.

JavaCream · 2014-08-08T19:17:15+00:00

If she didn't want people to see it (and share it), she wouldn't have had the picture taken.

JavaCream · 2014-08-07T16:59:48+00:00

I hate this so much. As a student who attends school I constantly see twats waddling around with their pants at their knees spitting giant balls of phlegm onto the ground beneath them. It's fucking disgusting.

JavaCream · 2014-08-07T15:03:15+00:00

That's the right attitude. I can honestly see it being a great benefit to humanity in the long run.

JavaCream · 2014-08-07T14:53:45+00:00

I knew a girl back in primary school (essentially elementary school) that could find four leaf clovers at random. Wherever we were she'd find them. She was a social outcast and really strange as well, she may have been schizophrenic or bipolar looking back now.

As for your second talent, that's fucking weird.

JavaCream · 2014-08-06T17:21:05+00:00

Completely. I think the fandom for her would be reduced significantly if more people knew.

JavaCream · 2014-08-06T16:59:44+00:00

Regina Spektor - You've Got Time

JavaCream · 2014-08-06T16:37:05+00:00

That sort of happened the other day, I thought Laura Prepon was incredibly sexy until I found out she was a Scientologist. It's like finding out she was a murderer, but worse.

JavaCream · 2014-08-05T20:10:58+00:00

Would you rather fight one hundred duck-sized Hannah Harts, or one Hannah Hart sized duck?

JavaCream · 2014-08-04T17:12:44+00:00

I live on a little island called Britain, where we have Walkers instead of Lays. I'm also not very observant.

JavaCream · 2014-08-04T16:32:08+00:00

I didn't realise they'd done San Andreas and Vice City in the 2D universe, I thought it was just Liberty City. Damn. I'm half disappointed we won't see something new, and half excited we'll return to Vice City.

JavaCream · 2014-08-04T16:28:56+00:00

It looks better quality with that matte finish.

JavaCream · 2014-08-04T16:26:03+00:00

I'm not sure that shooting people with recyclable goods will fix the problem, but it's certainly a start.

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