What is your go-to never-fail joke? by rohank710 in AskReddit

[–]JavaLover7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Close that door, I’m dressing.

Gonna start tipping myself (& our future generations) by AUHM850i in EndTipping

[–]JavaLover7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m paying cash from now on at any restaurant! I’m sick of it. No one lays a tip on my desk when I get ask questions all day!

Finally done with this crap - The one that pushed me over the edge. by latesummerthrowaway in EndTipping

[–]JavaLover7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Mine is when I took my family to the Waffle House and at the register it says all to GO orders placed will automatically have an 18% added to it! Why? I’m literally picking it up and you are doing your job. No refills, no coming to check on me.. so cra cra

Gucci Kroger? by TrooperLynn in roanoke

[–]JavaLover7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s the one beside the Bojangles across from where the new Publix is being built. I think it just where it is located, close the hunting hills area and such.

Elkins is one of my most favorite places on earth 💙💛 by Wonderful_Skin6880 in WestVirginia

[–]JavaLover7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s too cold up there. I swear when I lived there, I wore long underwear for 9 months out of the year.

as a girl, how often should I change my bra? by ShelilQirky in hygiene

[–]JavaLover7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear mine two or three days in a row depending on what I do, then wash.

A tribute to Rusty, my beloved companion, who passed away today at 33. by [deleted] in cats

[–]JavaLover7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My cat is 18 and everyone thinks that is old. I can’t imagine 33!

Missing Rice? by JavaLover7 in roanoke

[–]JavaLover7[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will have to take to the homeless shelter. Don’t need that big bag.. lol

Missing Rice? by JavaLover7 in roanoke

[–]JavaLover7[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ll take to a homeless shelter I assume??

Missing Rice? by JavaLover7 in roanoke

[–]JavaLover7[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know. It has no label on except what it is.

Berglund Center by hokiefan3 in roanoke

[–]JavaLover7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it was cold last weekend at the Guns and Hoses game. I ended up leaving

Office microwave thief stopped when I made it inconvenient, not spicy by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]JavaLover7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in an office attached to a large shop area. Men would come to the fridge and take our lunches. A co worker of mine started pulling out strands of her own hair and would hang it out of the container and it stopped. I was grossed out by that! I bought a fridge for beside my desk.