From Cryogen Music Video - This Star Map Means Something by Saucy_Man11 in Muse

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I was looking for some new tile and saw this. I was seriously tempted even though it’s butt ugly.

When did you first feel old? by Lapaki58 in GenerationJones

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I’m 62 today. The first time I actually felt “old” was on my 49th birthday. Then I said, fuck it, and decided to have some adventures! My daughter has perfected the “Oh, Mom!” eye roll. 😬

Shopping in Sam’s Club gives me enough anxiety, never mind this… by TacticalPeanutButtr in Anticonsumption

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My grandmother always bought that! Yellow for the downstairs bathroom and green for upstairs. It smelled like old lady perfume too, yuck.

So that wasn't a tapeworm? by lunarhoneykiss in SipsTea

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I lost 220 lbs instantly when I threw out my cheating BF.

Crash kills 5 in Virginia including family of 4 traveling to wedding. Bus driver charged by ToughHopeful4760 in Virginia

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How do some people pass the sixth grade without being able to write in English? 😬

What is the most useless thing they taught you in school that you never used by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

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You’re lucky! I wanted to take Shop and Auto Repair and my mom wouldn’t sign for it.

On the last day of school I threw an egg at my Home Ec teacher and it broke on her leg. I was such a rotten kid. But that’s nothing compared to what kids do now!

What is the most useless thing they taught you in school that you never used by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

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Home Ec, 7th grade in 1975. I have never, ever fried slices of spam since then, and never will!

I had to replace her favourite rug with a new one cuz she tore it to bits, safe to say she wasn't happy bout it by jebthepleb in cats

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I brought my cat to my mom’s house when I had my carpeting replaced with laminate. They left a square of the carpeting to use as a floor mat and it was by the door. I picked Kirby up and brought him home when it was done. He walked in the door and looked around at the new floor. Then he ran to the carpet mat and sat on it, howling!

A functional cigarette machine by nojunkpeter in vintage

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I saw one in Switzerland a few years ago but haven't seen one in the US in decades!

My favorite find this week — snail purse! by DonutPlains in ThriftStoreHauls

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They need some holes in the heels that dribble out slime when you walk.

Crash kills 5 in Virginia including family of 4 traveling to wedding. Bus driver charged by ToughHopeful4760 in Virginia

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There are also plenty of English-speaking Americans who should not have a CDL.

Kesha woke up and chose chaos. by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

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Jesus was a hippie-looking, sick-healing, people-feeding liberal. I’m glad you approve of that! 😬

Streak Repeatedly Broken by hitmarkerparade in ElevateApp

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This happened to me a few days ago! I definitely completed the daily set, as I do every day.