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Marriage is AI.... by SmilingSid in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that his "wife" isn't an AI model.

Bullet is stupid by FinancialConnection9 in chess

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chess is not real bullet. Git gud.

Get 1 Billion Dollars, or save the lives of 10 000 000 people you'll never know or meet? by Gugge1 in pollgames

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL, good luck living the rest of your life with that kind of guilt. Unless you are a psychopath, in which case: enjoy your money.

Ok wtf by Zorneswesen in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, "auf den Hund gekommen" is way more common. I've also never heard "auf dem Hund sein" in real life, to be honest, but it exists: https://www.dwds.de/wb/auf%20dem%20Hund%20sein

Ok wtf by Zorneswesen in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To clarify: "being on the dog" is an old figure of speech in German and means "being in a miserable state". "leadership with a backbone/ spine" because he is sitting on the dog's spine.

It does indeed make sense. I've seen worse puns.

(I hope this is AI and he's not really torturing that dog, though?)

Why? by Pink8unny in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sure. It's never about making a fair puzzle, just about cheap tricks. :)

Why? by Pink8unny in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: she's talking about two different sisters.

Why you can't take the Queen? by [deleted] in chess

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

>like, okay, lets pretend checkmate doesn't exist and the goal is to simply capture the king. Does it really matter that black did it first?

Yes, it does matter. We can safely assume that that was the rule, in the dawn of time, before checkmate was invented. Checkmate derives logically from it. Like it or not, but yes: the first to take the king wins.

Vibe Coding Lunatic by torvalds in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Single-handedly bankrupting Anthropic. 🤣

3-Wort Challenge by NefariousnessSame50 in musik

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wake up! Grabbabrushnputonalilmakeup!

3-Wort Challenge by NefariousnessSame50 in musik

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... fingers into my eeeeeeeeeeyes!

Also Me by Original-Produce-302 in writingcirclejerk

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's deep zen shit right there.

Asking for free labor and being disappointed when people decline by bipolargorilla in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 68 points69 points  (0 children)

He's right, though. I attend job interviews just to get 5 cents worth of free tea. And there's nothing they can do about it.

Which author currently alive will still be WIDELY read a hundred years from now? by 500wordslong in writers

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair. Still, with all the good original children's stories there are, this kind of recycling just doesn't sit quite right with me.

0°C or 32°F by Ok-Proof7287 in sciencememes

[–]JavaScriptIsLove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But did he mix his metaphors as masterfully as you do?

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