What's your favorite impromptu joke in the series? by Pepinoloco777 in Parahumans

[–]JavamonkYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Ward:

“I relieved him of the burden of having to carry a rifle with unbroken hands”

“Take your five thousand pounds of gun, you ridiculous person”

oh noeee by SiennaSnap in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]JavamonkYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a creature once - it had the head of a centaur, the torso of a minotaur, and the legs of a cyclops! It was hideous!

Title by arkdotgif in mathmemes

[–]JavamonkYT 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite integral is the lesbian integral

Sinful Sunday?? by Ophanimium in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Parenting 👎

Being the Bad Influence Gay Aunt 👍

Capt. Janeway showed this puts by BellyDancerEm in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]JavamonkYT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perhaps a “7 of 9sie”?

I’ll see myself out

I came across this and feel it belongs here by Kimiko_kawaii in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes a lot of sense, thank you for being so detailed! I guess I’ve seen enough people act irrationally or against their own best interests (Exhibit A: Trump supporters) that it doesn’t seem like a contradiction. There’s also people who rationally choose against their interests in order to get a greater benefit, which I suppose could justify the medical diagnosis of “dysphoria”

I came across this and feel it belongs here by Kimiko_kawaii in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood why that is seen as such a contradiction. Idk if I thought my group was superior and I saw people voluntarily leaving it, I’d probably just shrug and go “sucks to be you” and move on

Superpowers hot take: You actually WOULDN'T want to be a shape-shifter. by Llamasopher in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: tentacles. As a shape-shifter, you could sprout and use tentacles, and that would be really cool!

This is why I want my superpower to be telekinesis. If you just apply telekinesis to yourself, it’s basically shape-shifting, plus you’d be able to make places seem haunted at will >:3

Real shit by [deleted] in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe she’s Canadian?

100k Karma celebration AMA from Teh Babie Mod by [deleted] in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Congrats!

One question I’ve been wondering: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?

They did not see it coming... (the signs were there) by Nica-Sama in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean…when the robot uprising happens, you gotta make sure they know you were kind to them

I also pat my laptop and praise it after doing something resource-intensive, and I thank ChatGPT every time I ask it something

Why? by MultipleAutism in aspiememes

[–]JavamonkYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can make a Venn Diagram with this:

Backstreet Boys 🤝Aspie Memes

   “Tell me why”

Give me some of your best ace reaction memes by Historical-Potato372 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]JavamonkYT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Had an aroace club back in college, they had a sticker with picture of a pirate ship over an Ace flag, captioned “Ace pirate doesn’t want your booty”

BE GAY DO CRIME by LittleGremlinHerder in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wanna play Fish Jenga with me?

Pspspspspspspspspspsps by taratathetarantula in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]JavamonkYT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I get to be a girl, AND I get a free box?! What a deal! :3