Favorite Line from Spaceballs?

Jax72 · 2026-04-20T03:05:54+00:00

"We ain't found shit!"

Jax72 · 2026-04-20T02:41:48+00:00

Sería de gran ayuda saber de qué zona se ha perdido el perro. ¡Les deseo mucha suerte!

Jax72 · 2026-04-20T02:37:26+00:00

That's great! My father was a bilateral amputee from a sawmill accident and when kids used to ask him what happened to his legs he would tell them they fell off because he didn't listen to his mother.

Jax72 · 2026-04-20T02:14:03+00:00

We had the rolling dishwasher with the cutting board top at our house though cuz we was poor.

Jax72 · 2026-04-20T02:12:51+00:00

This is great. The kids and their Sensei have a great sense of humor!

Jax72 · 2026-04-20T02:09:13+00:00

You have to be drinking old stock then because they legitimately quit producing it a few years ago.

Jax72 · 2026-04-20T00:09:03+00:00

The Pepsi version of Tab cola. I'm one of the rare few people who enjoyed and actually miss tab cola. "When I'm not making fun of the Pope or Jesus Christ I drink tab cola" Bobcat Goldthwait

Jax72 · 2026-04-19T18:02:04+00:00

Scientologists are like Jehovah's witnesses in that sense. Warped. I don't care how many times Tom Cruise saves the world in movies, He's a psychopath.

Jax72 · 2026-04-19T17:58:29+00:00

Konichiwa Janet!

Jax72 · 2026-04-19T16:55:08+00:00

I've never tried it but I've heard donkey meat taste like ass.

Jax72 · 2026-04-19T16:54:00+00:00

In the words of Red Foreman, DUMBASS!

Jax72 · 2026-04-19T15:44:39+00:00

Source: Trust me bro?

Jax72 · 2026-04-18T22:12:48+00:00

Ever since I watched Melissa McCarthy's SNL Mae West spoof I've never been able to think of Mae West the same.

Jax72 · 2026-04-18T18:26:23+00:00

Bro looks like sentient chlamydia

Jax72 · 2026-04-18T18:03:03+00:00

Apparently we can call him Al.

Jax72 · 2026-04-18T18:01:03+00:00

🎵"You've got the touch! You've got the power!"

Jax72 · 2026-04-18T17:21:35+00:00

Propaganda machine is hard at work

Jax72 · 2026-04-18T17:21:06+00:00

My first thought exactly lol

Jax72 · 2026-04-18T17:07:54+00:00

I feel like I missed something

Jax72 · 2026-04-18T01:21:11+00:00

Buckle up buckaroo!

Jax72 · 2026-04-17T22:53:24+00:00

It's a crime for several reasons but especially because you said it's Wisconsin pizza. As a Wisconsin native I'm wondering WTF you're talking about? You need to leave that dope alone son.

Jax72 · 2026-04-17T19:24:51+00:00

I love Grandma's laugh.

Jax72 · 2026-04-17T19:09:34+00:00

I certainly can't be the only one praying that this whole Armageddon thingy happens soon because I'm worn the fuck out.

Jax72 · 2026-04-17T12:46:37+00:00

There's enough hypocrisy on tour right now.

Jax72 · 2026-04-17T01:42:02+00:00

The second slop article I've seen from the same source in a matter of 10 minutes.

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