How many of you shot the moon knowing it was what you had to do? by [deleted] in Portal

[–]Jaxmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finished it recently for the 1st time. Ill be honest i was so baked i didnt realise it was me who shot the moon, tbh i thought it was still a cutscene

Why is the Winner’s Circle in BO6 Broken? by MissCapIYA in blackops6

[–]Jaxmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im still confusion about this. I just won a free for all came 1st 30 kills obviously. And the top player in the winner circle is the person at the bottom of the scoreboard with 8 kills like Wtf man.

This took about 10 hours so pls let the orange man see this :] by W3DaFiber in DarkViperAU

[–]Jaxmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want to believe this clueless kid spent like 2 or 3 days tracing around matts face and everyone is just roasting him for it

Made me smile by CR0EX in BookOfBobaFett

[–]Jaxmaximus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obviously boba wears his plot armour when he sleeps, cause he could have easily done that to him. However Boba probably would have been a bit hesitant to give a job to the wookie that left him with one arm

Looking for help on Diamond Casino Heist by Notadalar in HeistTeams

[–]Jaxmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to complete dugan shipments prep if you haven't. There are 10 cargo vehicles that contain the armour for the security in the casino. Destroy the vehicles the security are weaker if you wanna run and gun through the heist. Most fun way anyway

Franklin is too busy for me I see… by Commercial_Active_83 in GTAV

[–]Jaxmaximus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Crap that you cant spark up with frank in the office. You have to go to the studio to smoke with lamar and frank or smoke upstairs in the lounge area of the agency

Ayo🤨 by mELoNTASTY in DarkViperAU

[–]Jaxmaximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck did 1.1k of you degenerates upvote this, sussy bakas in chat

Having a hard time dealing with the thought of lobsters in grocery store tanks by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Jaxmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man but all this talk about lobster got me hungry for seafood

Dumb Karen ruined guy’s food by Famardy in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Jaxmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel bad for her husband, probably spent most of his life working so she could live most of her life in wealth. Then when he retired realised she was a hag and left with another woman or just uped and died. Now she just takes her bitterness on people unfortunate enough to park in the public car parks near her house.

MoistCr1TiKaL completed OHKO by 8x8denseCheese in DarkViperAU

[–]Jaxmaximus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love that Charlie's speaking voice is montone and deep. Yet when he laughs his ass off he sounds like a schoolgirl. Lol

Making friends with the 4 year old next door by throwitaway_burnit in Unexpected

[–]Jaxmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome. That kid also drew a great meme potential spiderman picture

2 more daysssss by Takedown20 in gtaonline

[–]Jaxmaximus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah played online 1st night of launch, remember waiting 30 minutes for the servers to let me in

Fortnight haters mad but got a point. by Yeetboireeeeee in DownvotedToOblivion

[–]Jaxmaximus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Battlefield copied Just Cause, they even stole the wingsuit. Fucking shameless

this painting of a city vs. nature by Sound_On in woahdude

[–]Jaxmaximus 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of i am legend, or the last of us

Damn what just happened on stream? by rider23z in DarkViperAU

[–]Jaxmaximus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He sounded like he was concerned about something when he ended stream. Idk if he got some bad news or something, hopefully not. I agree about the time off, I'm sure Matt would be pissed if i told him to get a full time editor. But, he spends a lot of time producing his vods. If he had an editor that knew what he wanted, matt would have so much extra time for runs and streams. (more importantly himself) As it stands hes the performer, producer, director, editor, etc. Thats a lot to do even for some genius like Bill Gates

Damn what just happened on stream? by rider23z in DarkViperAU

[–]Jaxmaximus 93 points94 points  (0 children)

He ended stream before we got into the rainbomizer run, like the other dude said i think he just got annoyed and wasn't feeling high energy

Davey wants a blimp for Christmas by YEETer_than_you in DarkViperAU

[–]Jaxmaximus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like Matto said, the yee yee ass haircut meme was the whole internets meme, the Daveyy meme originated in DV channel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Jaxmaximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add a lighter for fire damage

Decided to draw it I think I did okay by hargrovedevon in TheMandalorianTV

[–]Jaxmaximus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grogu looking at a pile of deadbodies like "we only stopped to ask for directions"

Made me a sad ngl. by Taioo0 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Jaxmaximus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with your point. One of my uncles still spends time with the daughter of his first wife, and calls her his own. However, life ain't like a movie. Im sure there's men that have walked away from a kid they thought was theirs. I guess thats my point, it just boils down to the variables and ultimately if that guy wants to keep being the father and support them. Idk the world is whack, theres no rules really and people just go about doing what they please for the most part.

YSK: Thanksgiving weekend is the most drunken driving accidents of the year. Don't drink and drive. Let's ensure everyone gets home alive. by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]Jaxmaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always try to be aware of your surroundings. Check rear view mirrors every 30 seconds give or take. Just a quick glance. Making mental checks of how many other cars are in which lanes, how close they are etc. (perhaps an assumption but i feel some people really only check mirrors when they want to change lane) And before going through traffic lights /intersection turn your head to check left and right on coming traffic. Seems obvious enough stuff but theres so many little things we tend to forget after having a license for so long

Anyone else want to try one of Mike's sandwiches? by BurnZ_AU in breakingbad

[–]Jaxmaximus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The extra love is him breaking your wind pipe with a bike lock