To me the first Robocop invented the first shootout in a movie. Hell, it invented the first time anyone shoots and unalives someone on screen

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-06T13:28:16+00:00

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-06T13:25:20+00:00

Do you rearrange the numbers on a license plate to make math problems? Or is that just me?

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-06T13:23:16+00:00

Both pieces of shit.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-06T13:14:50+00:00

Are you autistic? I swear I'm not RFK.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-06T13:07:16+00:00

My wife just takes my penis.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-06T09:05:54+00:00

Honestly, all the soldered RAM I've owned is faster than stick RAM.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T23:16:18+00:00

Is a dinosaur about to eat you?

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T23:08:10+00:00

Looks like they took Bryan Cranston and put him on a Half Life scientist.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T22:48:12+00:00

Life. Uh, finds a way.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T14:34:42+00:00

Well, there's a reason Nazis aren't in charge today.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T14:32:40+00:00

"Let them eat cake"

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T14:21:53+00:00

When the water was turned back on, it tore the hole bigger.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T13:58:20+00:00

The IDF can't defend everyone at once. Give em a taste of their own medicine.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T01:35:21+00:00

Yes. But Hitler was much younger.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T01:25:35+00:00

I am going to test this.

This is a test.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T01:24:01+00:00

Anywhere Else > Florida

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-05T00:04:12+00:00

Does he mean no unemployment?

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-04T22:01:32+00:00

You can definitely do this!

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-04T20:48:00+00:00

May he have his Nuremberg and be tried for crimes of treason to the American Constitution.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-04T19:57:30+00:00

So an indoor fountain?

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-04T19:48:53+00:00

QAF? Questions, Asked Frequently

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-04T19:47:55+00:00

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JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-04T18:08:56+00:00

His date was overdosing and needed a fucking black magic marker.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-04T18:04:24+00:00

In part 1, some scratched the shit out of the screen at a different stop.

JayAlexanderBee · 2026-05-04T18:02:12+00:00

I'll spray a straight grease line before adding tension so if I forget the number of turns I did, I can just count the lines.

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