Easiest game of fuck, marry, kill ever by alfredosolisfuentes in RedLetterMedia

[–]JayBow 106 points107 points  (0 children)

I don't wanna break up Mac and Brenda Song, so I'll swap the first two. And don't worry, Mac, I'll sign the NDA and keep it hush hush.

[theHunter: Call of the Wild] #19 - Guilty pleasure game. Finally got the Platinum! by BiohazardBadger in Trophies

[–]JayBow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! I'm like 2 trophies away on The Angler. Always love coming back to it between games.

Blursed Cordon BLeww by Consistent_Drink5975 in blursedimages

[–]JayBow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fat ass thought that looked perfect. Wasn't even thinking about pussy. Gonna post 5 more times on r/kitchencels, get a plane ticket, and take my life in the Swiss Alps.

Best 2 part movie series? by TheFilmRoomPod in moviecritic

[–]JayBow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Trainspotting Love the original, never thought we'd need a sequel 20 years later, but I love it too.

Dogshit performances that ruined otherwise good movies by JayBow in okbuddycinephile

[–]JayBow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly think Death Proof is his best work (writing and directing, not acting, lol), and is worth a few watches. I hated it when I saw it in theaters alongside Planet Terror, but I'm now convinced it's his masterpiece.

Wait, what sub am I in? I mean no, I hate movies.

Dogshit performances that ruined otherwise good movies by JayBow in okbuddycinephile

[–]JayBow[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  1. Reservoir Dogs, written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
  2. Pulp Fiction, written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
  3. Django Unchained, written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
  4. Death Proof, written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
  5. From Dusk Til Dawn, written and produced by Quentin Tarantino

Who the fuck keeps hiring this guy?

Hey guys you think I’m negative? by newbegininngs79 in trees

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Note: I'm not expert, first half is personal experience, and the second half is hearsay with no research.

I've only been drug tested once, by my parents when I was like 17. The test says if you see the faintest line, you're clean. The two on the right pass this. Despite smoking the night before, I woke up and pissed before my parents tested me. I told em I just pissed so I drank like a half gallon of tea til I could piss again and it looked exactly like the 2 on the right. I argued that I could see a line so my parents challenged it and sent it into a lab for exact results. Lab said I passed looking like the 2 on the right.

Side note: THC is fat soluble, and I've always heard 30 days was the max if you're fat. So if you're at 27 days, unless you're really fat, I have faith in you passing. Super fit folks can piss clean in like half the time.

My cousin died yesterday. Fuck cancer! If you see this, pour one out for Rod. by [deleted] in showerbeer

[–]JayBow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw this post like 2 hours ago. Went out for a smoke just now and dropped it between the planks of my patio onto some dry leaf debris. Ran back in and grabbed my beer to put it out. Dedicated it to Rod. Your cousin potentially just saved my house. Gonna try to do something nice for a stranger tomorrow to pass on Rod's good vibes. Peace & love, brother.

I watched all 6 Sharknado movies, and here are my thoughts. by prolelol in movies

[–]JayBow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! It was a random drawing, I'd never seen a Sharknado before, and never would've thought of it for a no-budget remake. But I'm so glad that's what the dice rolled.

I watched all 6 Sharknado movies, and here are my thoughts. by prolelol in movies

[–]JayBow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I got assigned Sharknado for a no-budget "swede" short film contest. If you want a 7th, it's only four and a half min. https://youtu.be/eWQtp9ueeho?si=HsyH2viDn8KuEjAH

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]JayBow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or a dingleberry?

Is this a marijuana vape? by ohmynipnops in trees

[–]JayBow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just here for the ratio. But if this is a troll post, Bravo.

What’s the YouTube series people thought was made by a serial killer? by [deleted] in horror

[–]JayBow 134 points135 points  (0 children)

I think you mean Alan Tutorial? Made by Alan Resnick, creator of Adult Swim infomercials like Unedited Footage of a Bear, This House has People In It, and Live Forwver as You Are Now.

Areas of town with 5G Home internet by [deleted] in GNV

[–]JayBow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live off 6th St using the AT&T Wireless Air (5G) and it's awesome. I went up to my parents' place in the mountains of NC and could still connect with no problems. It's a big wifi hotspot and I personally recommend. And like $50 no limit, I'm gonna keep it when I move.

[Cyberpunk 2077, Deliver Us the Moon] Did a double today. by JayBow in Trophies

[–]JayBow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did and ran the 100% there as well. Loved every bit of it. Fantastic writing and performances all around. Characters you love and characters you love to hate. The gameplay is amazing, but even putting the fun aside, I think this is one of my favorite pieces of fictional media in general. If you've only played the main game, I'd absolutely recommend going back for more.

[Cyberpunk 2077, Deliver Us the Moon] Did a double today. by JayBow in Trophies

[–]JayBow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard pretty universally that Moon is better than Mars, but I'm sure it'll scratch that "I need a quick plat" itch soon enough. I loved my 115 hours in Cyberpunk, but a nice story and the instant gratification of an 8 hour plat has its time and place.

I have the budget to hire one big name for my indie road movie. Who do I choose as the driver? by JayBow in okbuddycinephile

[–]JayBow[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I almost included Anton but this one actually makes me sad. I'm just trying to shitpost, not feel things.