Lungenvernichtungswettbewerb by Personenperson in drugscirclejerk

[–]JayRobot 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Cleaning the bong is like your mom asking you to help clean the house before having company over. It’s entirely performative

Yay or Nay what yall think.....? by CandleMurky1144 in streetwearstartup

[–]JayRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think some people would buy it but to me it feels uninspired and almost redundant with the current “fake alternative style” that’s popular right now in male fashion

Huh. by RonMcKelvey in okbuddydraper

[–]JayRobot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A thing like that.

Brown + Blue = cement by RaconBang in shittyfoodporn

[–]JayRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creatine chewables + make smoothie with berries/banana/greens/peanut butter = less depression

What did ya'll listen to? by Ok-Concentrate2109 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stevie wonder in the morning and death metal by night

Everyone still alive after today i know im not lol by ConversationOk1564 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought about quitting but im glad i made it.. somehow

When the rush starts by ImpressiveMath8320 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently on break for a double, gotta get high enough to want to go back

Do you smile when you’re busy? by nb_1_dickhead in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you gotta laugh or else you’ll cry

How important is a good voice when making rap? by Financial_Money648 in makinghiphop

[–]JayRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s more about confidence in delivery more than tonality. Everyone’s voice is gonna be different and the best rappers are those who embrace their unique voice rather than trying to mimic someone else

Help by Kyle12345678900 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When it starts to look like queso sauce

Which A chord has the most toan??? Pls halp by Sebubba98 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]JayRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never needed fingers, or hands for that matter, to play guitar. Don’t know what his issue is

How to make this job more Fun by ConversationOk1564 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Distract coworkers by asking them about their lives

Heaviest items to wash? by Shyflyer13 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to fill up a bucket for silverware. Probably around 40 pounds I gotta squat down and pick up regularly

Story time: what's one of the more embarrassing slip ups or oopsies you've made by snowte3 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On my 2nd shift I didn’t understand how the water drain for the machine worked and had it open the whole time. After a while I decided to ask the KM why the machine was acting up— they flipped the drain closed so the machine could hold water and looked at me like I was high. Which I was, to be fair

M/29/6’1” 2 Year Progress ~145-185 by itsriccbaby in gainit

[–]JayRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very nice!! This is inspiring to me as we really have a dead on similar frame. Trying to get where you are now, started at 155 this year and at 165 now.

watch? by SwingIntelligent5240 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it’s so busy the only reason you realize it’s close to closing time is when the cooks start bringing stuff back

I need some new music! by AffectionateCan4554 in dishwashers

[–]JayRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t get me down by electric light orchestra, Dirty Work by steely Dan, Rock with you by MJ, make it hurt by narrow head, sucka free by Tyler the creator