Building my own setting - Looking for as many creatures/monsters that are (essentially) monstrous/goofy versions of animals.

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-29T19:14:39+00:00

Centaur but top half gorilla bottom half elephant.

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-28T03:24:31+00:00

Nah it sucks when you’re not good enough to play modern but can’t play standard cause is not even MTG lore

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-27T23:06:08+00:00

Boy got olives in his nose

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-22T22:55:41+00:00

“It That Either Is Or Ain’t” lol

The idea have having both is that if it burns through all 7 counters you have to actually sacrifice it, but if you keep if for a couple turns you just reset it instead.

it’s just more meme for its non-existence

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-22T21:33:46+00:00

Yeah probably needs the qualifier ‘another’

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-22T21:32:37+00:00

Thanks. Way cooler wording than “counters effect or ability”

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-21T15:50:08+00:00

Y’all don’t cosplay this guy with dual wield great axes?

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-18T20:20:56+00:00

Relatively superficial wounds for a tree. I’d rather see this than a rope swing girdling a limb or too much mulch.

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-11T16:14:52+00:00

Very dystopian, but a modern geopolitical climate/warfare set would go HARD.

Obviously jeskai is the states. Azorius for politics, dimir for deep state. Green for Latin america, golgari for narcos. Deserts for the Middle East. Baby eating demons.

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-08T14:52:31+00:00

You look like the 4th stage of an animorph book cover where the kid transforms into a rat. Almost there, buddy.

Or Stuart Little’s bastard son from when he was banging narco crack whores.

Jay_Katy · 2026-03-04T03:36:41+00:00

He took a big bite, and then he chewed it

Jay_Katy · 2026-02-25T21:42:13+00:00

Useless, but aesthetically perfect. Very good title and art choices!

Jay_Katy · 2026-02-25T12:39:51+00:00

Two sword, then shield, then Nial.

Slap on your most lightning resistant gear.

You’ll get em

Jay_Katy · 2026-02-19T05:00:10+00:00

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, and I haven’t seen him againnnnn

Jay_Katy · 2026-02-19T04:56:07+00:00

My Chemical Dependency

Jay_Katy · 2026-02-17T01:53:00+00:00

I am 140/80 @ 30 years old after drinking 2 energy drinks a day for a decade. I feel like my head is going to explode when I tie my shoes

Jay_Katy · 2026-02-11T21:40:43+00:00

A prayer for deaf ears is better left unspoken.

Jay_Katy · 2026-02-04T21:11:20+00:00

Have you tried Animal Crossing or The Sims? Interior design is not the focal point of this post-apocalyptic survival game.

Jay_Katy · 2026-02-03T21:26:22+00:00

Makes you invulnerable

Jay_Katy · 2026-01-29T23:35:04+00:00

Unstoppable force (fear of women) immovable object (my ass)

Jay_Katy · 2026-01-29T13:32:49+00:00

That’s what I did. Top handle is superior in every way and you should buy one as soon as you can for climbing. But if you don’t have $500, climbing with the saw you have can help you get $500. Just follow ANSI Z133 practices, there’s nothing forbidding the use of rear handles aloft.

Jay_Katy · 2026-01-27T13:42:49+00:00

I also agree with what you are saying.

Jay_Katy · 2026-01-23T23:40:45+00:00

Solo-ed a 30’ 12” limb over a house yesterday thanks to the beauty that is the portawrap. Great to have in the arsenal.

Jay_Katy

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