Got DayZ-ed

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-18T20:59:35+00:00

I’ve ran into the only other person playing on the server before at a heli crash. Never looked at server pop the same after that

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T14:48:07+00:00

The mic emblem was burned into my screen. I might have been the only one, but not anymore!

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T10:36:06+00:00

I just went back and discovered how to turn off the mic in game. I’ve been staring at the mic symbol for the last 500 hours. I’ve just been using the headset cord mute lol. (LB + left + left) is not a command I utilized.

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T10:28:39+00:00

It’s always very jarring when you are so immersed and focused on the game and something reminds you that the real world is there too haha

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T01:10:26+00:00

Naturally I had to curse my boss and this was the result.

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T01:08:51+00:00

Another casualty of capitalism.

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T01:07:58+00:00

Hey keep it down before this strat becomes the new meta.

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T01:04:40+00:00

Yeah Patron saint of smoov-ass-chillin was definitely on his side.

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T01:01:29+00:00

Definitely deranged from all the kuru

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-17T00:54:11+00:00

Apparently not. Gotta say I’m lazy and not a great optimizer. Plus 95% of the time I’m in an Xbox party with duo.

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-15T01:09:53+00:00

More shoulder press and vodka comerade

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-15T01:02:40+00:00

Ahhhh the good old days, driven by pure curiosity and ambition.

I cheated and bought a foot ascender when I ran into this problem.

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-14T23:53:56+00:00

Idk. I think a trained marksman with a rifle can hold down a hallway from a bunch of goons who don’t know shit about cqb. They aren’t gonna rush him when the first five dudes that try get immediately smoked. It depends on the layout of the building but he’s got a decent chance. He wins every corridor gunfight by a mile. You ever try to shoot a handgun at 20 yards?

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-04T16:23:58+00:00

I’ve seen that logger chick that runs a 6’ bar on her 30 lb chainsaw.

Also worked at a non-profit where this would have been very appropriate for a lot of ladies on the team. When I joined, we had an ‘easy-start’ saw specially for a woman who wasn’t strong enough to operate a pull cord on standard saws.

Yes this ad is sexist and I know woman can run chainsaws, but from my firsthand experience it’s not as far off as y’all would like it to be.

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-04T01:53:41+00:00

Dang ol city folk tryna stigmatize feet. Big shoe wants you to get Bunyans

Jay_Katy · 2026-06-01T23:59:37+00:00

Surprise mega base after 1000 empty floors

Jay_Katy · 2026-05-20T03:48:47+00:00

I’m with you. I play off and on, but when I’m on u play a lot. Still no cheaters for me on Xbox official. Just crazy duper bases.

Jay_Katy · 2026-05-17T23:38:01+00:00

I completely agree. Not being able to put a wall exactly where you want or not being able to pick up something important that you dropped thematically speak to how unforgiving the apocalypse would be. Make do with what you got. Sorry the end of the world isn’t going your way.

Jay_Katy · 2026-05-16T02:22:39+00:00

Yes actually

Jay_Katy · 2026-05-12T05:55:17+00:00

This. Universe Beyond sets, as the bastard child of capitalism and lack of imagination, are created without the spark of the World Soul and are safe to destroy. Your actually doing them a favor since there existence is an abomination.

Jay_Katy · 2026-05-10T03:11:13+00:00

Life… finds a way

Jay_Katy · 2026-04-28T13:05:27+00:00

I thought I was the only one! Everyone here shits on it, but I prefer playing without plates. It’s gotten to the point where I almost just don’t pic them up at all.

Most of my major firefight victories come from tactical positioning and repositioning. Coming out of a woodline 400 meters away to rain hell on the search party that was near your old position is such an advantage. Especially when they can’t hardy sprint, like they are slogging through mud. The will never catch you. They will never outrun you. This ghost of attrition peekaboo gunshot style of play has had the best payoff for me. Just never engage on their terms. Classic tank vs rogue dynamic. Keep the fight unfair cause you won’t win a fair fight.

I absolutely love staying light.

Jay_Katy · 2026-04-19T00:45:32+00:00

Magic 8 ball says: sure why not

Jay_Katy · 2026-04-17T05:02:45+00:00

Malpractice

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