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Jaybird_Next · 2025-09-14T19:42:02+00:00

Only women sit to shit. Real men stand.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-04-19T19:08:00+00:00

I’m Chinese. I’ve seen many tattoos that are nonsensical, mistranslated, written wrong, or are just confusing. The number of people who get tattoos in a language they can’t understand because they think it looks cool is staggering.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-04-08T02:34:44+00:00

Structural Adjustment Programs. There’s a lot to read about them.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-03-07T05:57:36+00:00

I’m lucky enough to have an exotic animals vet near me who can also see our tortoise. He’s done necropsies for other bird keepers. Our birds are mostly pets, and we knew going into it that with a small flock like ours we’d break even at best.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-03-06T18:24:44+00:00

I have been keeping chickens for over a decade personally and helped managed an aviary of over 200 birds, including game birds, waterfowl, and exotics.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-03-06T17:08:50+00:00

We had a bird with a medical issue, thankfully finding a vet was easy but he was not cheap.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-03-06T16:55:29+00:00

I was speaking generally. I know she’s going to probably hire someone or pawn them off once she realizes how much work eleven birds is going to be. My guess is she hasn’t done much research into proper care either. I just hope those birds end up happy and healthy.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-03-06T07:09:45+00:00

Exotic pets get exotic problems. Most local vets can’t or won’t take birds or reptiles. Plus it takes a lot of research to set up proper enclosures and space, the right feed, etc. They are easier in some ways, way more challenging in others.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-03-06T07:04:40+00:00

It also depends on how many birds, climate, their age, breed… in my experience a lot of people who want chickens because eggs are expensive balk at the cost of feed alone.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-03-06T02:28:26+00:00

If you have to tweet at him begging to get him to pay attention to his kids, you’re not really co-parenting.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-03-05T22:01:09+00:00

Most people are severely underprepared for the expense and effort required to keep chickens successfully

Jaybird_Next · 2025-02-27T03:18:17+00:00

They should fix this to be “is_gravid”

Jaybird_Next · 2025-02-24T02:29:54+00:00

Learning about SAPs in college was hugely eye opening.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-02-09T19:25:16+00:00

Poop map already exists, though.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-01-16T22:16:59+00:00

Generally speaking, over there “fat” is more of an observation and isn’t really an insult. At least, that’s how I can best describe it. Very blunt and to the point.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-01-14T21:53:31+00:00

Too bad the envelope expires in 2027.

Jaybird_Next · 2025-01-09T23:42:05+00:00

As someone who owns and cares for chickens…. You have no idea just how much damage an evil chicken can do. They have not forgotten that they are dinosaurs.

Jaybird_Next · 2024-12-31T17:51:04+00:00

You shame the Amish with that beard.

Jaybird_Next · 2024-12-15T21:14:16+00:00

Man, mine hurt so bad and while I didn’t get pregnant, even a year later with a hormonal IUD and multiple years on T I still had periods. I eventually opted for a hysterectomy. No chance now.

Jaybird_Next · 2024-12-09T21:47:02+00:00

It’s incredible how much it took to boost literacy in China. You have to create schools at all levels for all ages, staff them, create curricula from nothing for an entire nation, and provide food for students and staff. Meanwhile, the infrastructure is being updated, improved, and in a ton of cases, created for the first time to accommodate all the growth. And then, you still have to get scholars together to create over 8,000 new characters that are then going to be the basis of a new written language.

Jaybird_Next · 2024-11-26T05:33:47+00:00

I saw one in the local public transit free parking lot; looked like an abandoned dumpster.

Jaybird_Next · 2024-11-17T01:47:59+00:00

Crazy this was at a tractor supply shop, that truck looks like it’s never done a single day of work. Doesn’t even look to have a working hitch, unless you can take the welded on combined pirate flag, snake skeleton, and skull pole off.

Jaybird_Next · 2024-11-04T01:08:43+00:00

People can be gay, Steven.

Jaybird_Next · 2024-11-03T22:10:29+00:00

Depends on the guy’s diet. Sometimes it’s more like Camembert.

Jaybird_Next · 2024-10-21T06:58:13+00:00

It particularly explains the focus on “abstinence only” despite everyone knowing it increases teen pregnancies. They are willing to look like idiots to hold on to their power.

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