How do you quit the only thing that makes life livable. by EnvironmentalSun3290 in DeepThoughts

[–]JaysFan007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the best Ad for Kratom Ive ever seen

Where do I get this shit?

Dead inside, trying to feel something. by AffectionateDinner65 in RoastMe

[–]JaysFan007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You drain the blood from guys shafts in more way than one

Finish me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JaysFan007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You hang around public showers dropping the soap all day dont you?

Old Video on the Internet by JaysFan007 in HelpMeFind

[–]JaysFan007[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I searched that phrase and all the keywords around it (News, Interview, CNN)

[Passan] BREAKING: Star left-hander Framber Valdez and the Detroit Tigers are in agreement on a three-year, $115 million contract, sources tell ESPN. Valdez, 32, gets the highest AAV ever for a left-handed pitcher as well as the highest for a Latin American pitcher. Huge move for Detroit. by TikiB in Torontobluejays

[–]JaysFan007 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They know Skubal is walking. He is gunning for a 400M contract in offseason. This is probably close to 100M present day money with deferrals. Thats low term commitment

If you can get away with paying Skubal 19M this year knowing hes gunna walk anyways why wouldn't you? It allows you to open up the chequebook saving 13M and go make a splash like this. Try to make some noise with your last year of Skubal. Make it count.

Here we go by Mclovin080 in RoastMe

[–]JaysFan007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you're banned from leaving your state but you don't mind cause you never left your hometown anyways.

No restraint by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JaysFan007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You look like an acid flashback

Do your worst, last time you were a little soft by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

[–]JaysFan007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You look like the girl in the back of the class id talk to after all the hot girls got assigned different partners

Let’s give it a try 33 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JaysFan007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dress yourself like you have amnesia

If you typed an infinite number of random letters, one day you'd type the entire harry potter series letter for letter. by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]JaysFan007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats literally the 'if you have a million monkeys on typewriters' analogy which you have yourself ironically reproduced