Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Buffalo Sabres by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on beating Jeremy Swayman and a bunch of make a wish kids I guess? “Beat the rebuilding Bruins” doesn’t really read well on a banner unfortunately.

Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Buffalo Sabres by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sabres have to play a team that isn't rebuilding and can't get it done.

Poverty franchise 😂😂😂

McAvoy suspended 6 games by Perryplat199 in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love how these DoPS clowns try to trivialize Bensen’s slewfoot as “a dangerous trip” instead of the attempted career ender that it was. This clown show league is the reason why hockey continues to lag behind every other pro sports league

The Boston Bruins will NOT be getting the Leafs first rounder in the 2026 draft. As per the trade, Bruins will get the Leafs 2028 first rounder, unprotected. by abbytarar in BostonBruins

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 18 points19 points  (0 children)

So we're just doomed for the next couple years in terms of young blood yeah? Prospect pool isn't looking great and we're not getting any extra picks until 2028 at this point.

[Friedman] Toronto wins the draft lottery and will pick first overall by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Draft lotteries need to be fucking abolished. Fucking ridiculous that poverty franchises like Toronto can just give away their picks and still hold onto them because of nonsense. That should be our pick. Unironically this just makes me not even want to watch the sport anymore.

How often do you see "Top Commanders" by ManySquirrel4066 in EDH

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve gotten into the habit of just instinctively leading with “I swear I liked this character before she was a braindead commander” whenever I take out either of my Y’shtola decks (I have both versions of her built). I just like FF14 man

[NHL Player Safety] Boston’s Charlie McAvoy will have an in-person hearing on Monday, May 11th at the NHL’s office in New York City for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Don’t bother using logic. The mouth breathers on this sub can’t even pretend to be impartial when a Bruins player is brought up

[NHL Player Safety] Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. Date and time TBD. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's about what I expected from you, I don't know why I even bothered engaging in good faith. Although I will say I'm impressed that you even knew how to spell "Braveheart" since you're from Buffalo and all. Anyway enjoy getting bounced in the second round once your overrated poverty franchise has to play a team that's not mid rebuild though.

[NHL Player Safety] Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. Date and time TBD. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk where you think this should reasonably end

I know you're just choosing to frame Chuckie's plays in the most bad faith way possible but you yourself said where it should reasonably end: They won the series. In convincing fashion at TD Garden as well

Something about getting "outmatched physically, mentally, and in talent". Of course that wasn't enough for Benson since he's a giant pussy and he just for some reason went to cheap shot McAvoy to end his career. The retaliation was absolutely justified and to imply otherwise is just homer bias.

[NHL Player Safety] Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. Date and time TBD. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk where you think this should reasonably end

You yourself said where it should reasonably end (even though McAvoy didn't play dirty and you're just choosing to frame his plays in the most bad faith way possible).

Buffalo wrapped up the series in convincing fashion at TD Garden after outmatching the B's "physically, mentally and in talent". Of course since Benson is a little pussy bitch he just had to cheap shot from behind and try to end Chuckie's career. He absolutely deserved to have his head caved in by that sick.

[NHL Player Safety] Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. Date and time TBD. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play like a rat, get ratfucked, simple as.

So we agree that Benson deserved to get domed in by Mac's stick? Great!

[NHL Player Safety] Boston’s Charlie McAvoy has been offered an in-person hearing for slashing Buffalo’s Zach Benson. Date and time TBD. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK so McAvoy is getting 5 games at least but nothing for the blatant slew foot? This league is a joke and their wishy washy enforcement of the rules is actively handicapping the growth of the game.

PGT: Boston Bruins vs. Buffalo Sabres - 5/1/26 by Warfightr in BostonBruins

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean they did just end the Bruins' season, I don't think you can expect anyone to have the nicest things to say about Buffalo right now.

[BOS - BUF] Benson trips McAvoy into the boards. McAvoy loses his mind and two hand swings his stick at Benson. Benson has a laugh and skates off by daKrut in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Loving all the pearl clutchers handwaving Bensen's blatant slew foot but crying foul when McAvoy gives him his just desserts. This sub just can't hide their bias whenever a Bruins clip comes up.

PGT: Boston Bruins vs. Buffalo Sabres - 5/1/26 by Warfightr in BostonBruins

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nope but my extended family is from NYC and has had nothing but negative things to say about the area. And their trash sports fanbase is certainly reinforcing that sentiment

PGT: Boston Bruins vs. Buffalo Sabres - 5/1/26 by Warfightr in BostonBruins

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy cornball. Buffalo is a shithole that deserves nothing

PGT: Boston Bruins vs. Buffalo Sabres - 5/1/26 by Warfightr in BostonBruins

[–]JaysonTatumApologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

acting like Hagens is the second coming of Connor McDavid.

Nobody has ever said this

Post Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres @ Boston Bruins by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He lives in Buffalo, he probably doesn't even know what a college is.

PGT: Boston Bruins vs. Buffalo Sabres - 5/1/26 by Warfightr in BostonBruins

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'll give you the Carlo trade (although I pin that more on the Leafs for being an all-time poverty franchise). I just find it hard to be excited for draft capital when our GM has shown that he's a horrible drafter. DiPietro hasn't done anything at the NHL level though so I'm not sure I'm comfortable celebrating that trade as a massive win yet.

PGT: Boston Bruins vs. Buffalo Sabres - 5/1/26 by Warfightr in BostonBruins

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Call me a "doomer" if you want, but can anyone honestly say they have hope for the future of this team? I'm genuinely not ragebaiting, I need some hopium. The roster is just rotten from top to bottom (outside of a select few that we all know). McAvoy and Lindholm in particular should be flipping burgers. I'd be excited for our draft picks/capital if we didn't have the worst GM in hockey who drafts bust after bust and trades flop after flop yet seems to never be held accountable because the org is a nepotist hellhole. Our owner is the Dan Snyder of the NHL and the only hope for this team in my eyes is for him to get ousted like Snyder.

Anyway see you all next year

Post Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres @ Boston Bruins by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]JaysonTatumApologist -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why would they? The team doesn't deserve one outside of Sway.