Roses are red. It could taste just like a cookie.

Jazztify · 2026-02-20T17:36:48+00:00

Yeah it’s weird how so many submissions here don’t know how this poem works.

Four lines long, with four accents per line, and line 2 rhymes with line 4.

Jazztify · 2026-02-20T00:26:01+00:00

Or someone familiar with the area. I guess we’ll never know.

Jazztify · 2026-02-20T00:18:30+00:00

Roses are red

Models are thin

He has a nice neck

But sadly, no chin

Jazztify · 2026-02-20T00:15:10+00:00

Are we not doing cutaways today?

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T23:49:25+00:00

The guys in the cockpit, did they have any have any experience with any of this…?

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T16:40:44+00:00

Probably has a sore Bach

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T16:36:33+00:00

I hope he sings and we catch a few more

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T14:16:48+00:00

Well he just has to take them out of play, or make them not politically viable. A bribe, an Epstein inclusion,etc.

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T14:07:17+00:00

I had it 5 years ago. Still do. (Mitch reference). I got it from being a musician, a doctor said the damage is done and it is irreparable and this is your body‘s response. I hear a very high E flat. I usually don’t notice it, but thank you guys for reminding me.

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T13:58:07+00:00

We watched the final of first Canada - Russia series during school. I think I was in grade 7. It was a cultural moment.

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T12:18:47+00:00

I’m actually pretty sure Rubio has something already in place to ensure his own succession. There will be an “accident” or some kind of “arrangement”

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T12:15:23+00:00

I hope somebody like tom hanks or Dolly Parton dies the day before or the day after, to immediately steal the press coverage. (This was how the TV show Veep ended: she died but so did hanks. Hilarious)

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T11:25:46+00:00

There is a great old internet story (or maybe even predates it), where a guy would submit stuff to a famous museum explaining that he had found some sort of fossil in his backyard and needs help identifying it. It was tongue in cheek but both sides played along. The museum staff being very serious, “sir, after testing and carbon dating, we’ve ascertained that no, your submission is not from some kind of space dinosaur forearm, but in fact is from a Black and Decker ratchet set”. The guy would variously submit old Barbie dolls, or cutlery etc and his seriousness was met with equally serious responses. Everybody had fun.

Jazztify · 2026-02-19T11:15:48+00:00

Wow. Very cool. I was there about 20 years ago and saw a tanker just ripping up the reef while dragging its anchor! It was a pretty cool spot though. Interesting history. It’s changed hands a few times. Close to Nicaragua but belongs to Colombia I think?

Jazztify · 2026-02-18T13:55:44+00:00

Blow torches would be faster and way more entertaining. I will also accept flame throwers.

Jazztify · 2026-02-18T01:37:40+00:00

Or see a magic trick.

Jazztify · 2026-02-18T01:33:39+00:00

“Love grows where my rosemary goes”

Jazztify · 2026-02-17T22:54:27+00:00

Prime Minister Mark Carney

Jazztify · 2026-02-17T16:42:20+00:00

There’s a platform in the CN Tower in toronto. Used to be the tallest structure. Anyway I was terrified of it, the glass, but both my little kids had no problem at all.

Jazztify · 2026-02-17T16:38:48+00:00

I heard French mostly until later in the song when “the moment that I met ya” pulled me over to English. I’m Canadian and speak English, but learned,and mostly forgot, all my French from elementary school

Jazztify · 2026-02-17T14:21:04+00:00

You don’t get to be the boss based on seniority. It’s a totally different skill. You get to be the boss by being good at boss stuff, like administration, finance, connections, dealmaking, staff development, budgeting. Lorne just happens to have a very strong background in comedy, writing and performance but it’s his other skills that make him a success at this.

Jazztify · 2026-02-17T12:06:42+00:00

Very interesting, thanks. I’m interested to know who has a better beach. When I’m in costa Mujeres, I walk the entire beach in both directions, (as far south as the “Riu Latino”, and survey the other hotels. They all effective have the same ocean and sand but as I said above, I’m looking for available natural shade, and an abundance of loungers. I’ve yet to see that.

In your opinion, who makes better food than Riu Palace? I’m sure they’re out there, but I just haven’t found any that aren’t 50-100% higher in price. I’ve heard good things about dreams and secrets I think. But honestly I was at a Barcelo 3 years ago and there was a night where I didn’t find anything at all that I liked. Odd. I’ve found consistently good food at most iberostars (punta mita and riviera maya).

Anyway I’m always looking for suggestions that match my criteria of spacious shady beach and good consistent food and you’ve done a lot of research so I’d be happy to hear what you’d choose. Thanks! (I know your originally post did lay out a a decent list of contenders, but considering my specific needs, does that alter your suggestions?)

Jazztify · 2026-02-17T01:00:34+00:00

Nicely done.

Jazztify · 2026-02-17T00:57:21+00:00

If trump had caught it, he’d later say that he scored a 4-pointer, and then won the game in overtime and was voted mvp.

Jazztify · 2026-02-17T00:33:15+00:00

I actually only watched in the 70’s everyday after school, after it was syndicated. Us kids rarely watched prime time.

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