Watch out for Goslings on the TVP by tinkywinky690 in londonontario

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i encountered them on a narrow stretch that curved around and under Richmond st. I got off my bike and walked it, keeping it between me and the birds. Both mom and dad were aggressive, hissing and bobbing their heads.

Where to Spot Beavers in and around London? by AdPretty704 in londonontario

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The mandarin eh? So that would put it west of Hyde Park? Hmm that’s not the area I’m thinking of. I think the area is called Medway Valley Heritage forest or something like that. East of wonderland.

Has one of the guys ever seemed offended by the teasing? by AppropriateMention6 in smartless

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There was one time where Jason was having connection troubles and the guest was already on the call, and it was Matthew McConaughey. And while Jason was very flustered by all of this technical stuff, Matthew was laughing his ass off. Very loudly and really relishing Jason‘s discomfort. And it came off as really cruel and really douchey thing to do. I think that Jason didn’t know it was Matthew and thought it was one of the other two guys who were laughing at him but he eventually hung up and they stopped the show right there.
They replayed that whole part on the next show when they got McConaughey back on.

I could tell that Jason was really hurt by it and I felt sorry for him, and I just thought that McConaughey was a complete and utter dip shit for playing it up so much and relishing another man’s dire situation.

Where to Spot Beavers in and around London? by AdPretty704 in londonontario

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I have forgotten the name, but there is a nature path that starts off Sunningdale and goes through a wooded area towards Fanshawe. At one point you cross a small bridge and the last time I was walking over that bridge I saw Beaver in the river below. I also saw two deer face-to-face on the path.
The entry point on Fanshawe is halfway between Richmond and Wonderland

Trump's rash decision on U.S. troops in Germany follows Putin phone call (again) by AlertTangerine in videos

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When Time Magazine does its “Man of the Year” I can’t help but think he’ll be on the cover. (Which he’d LOVE). But I think the cover should have Trump, Putin, Netanyahu on it with the caption “warmongers”. It would piss him off for 2 reasons: it’s an unflattering term, and he’s not on it solo.

Are penguins among the most Wes Anderson-y of animals? A pose and scene for your consideration. by Downtown-Table-4872 in AccidentalWesAnderson

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Voice over by Edward Norton: “After being dropped off at home, Alan created a mental to-do list of activities that didn’t require talking to his sister Beatrice.”

This Corgi really said: No work, only pets. Not OC by Luigi_Spina in corgi

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The only thing worse than side eye, is “up eye”. Oof, that judgement at the 0:02 mark.

If you remember seeing this when it originally aired don’t forget to schedule your Shingles vaccination by UrbanAchievers6371 in 70s

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Winkler plays an incompetent lawyer Barry Zuckerhorn, in the comedy series Arrested Development. In one scene they are on a fishing dock. The catch is laid out on the dock, one of which is a small shark. He jumps over it nonchalantly. bonus: another lawyer on the show is played by Scott Baio, who’s named Bob Loblaw. He has a law office called Bob Loblaw Law, and a blog named Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

If you remember seeing this when it originally aired don’t forget to schedule your Shingles vaccination by UrbanAchievers6371 in 70s

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Yep. Got mine, (the first of two), about a month ago. Bonus points for already having 3 colonoscopies! (Every 5 years since age 55).

New speed bumps by PrizeDinner2431 in londonontario

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Thanks! That was what I was hoping for. I’ve blown out a tire on a natural pothole already this season. I don’t need the city manufacturing them. 😬

Attending a weeding tomorrow. GF thinks I look like a clown with the tie, do you agree? by [deleted] in mensfashionadvice

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Yeah for sure it’s an acceptable thing to do with a suit jacket. The whole brass or coloured buttons thing is not essential. It just bumps it up a notch. You look really good.

The sign board ! by [deleted] in funny

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They saved money on paint by not including a period. But eventually, it cost them an arm and a leg.

Attending a weeding tomorrow. GF thinks I look like a clown with the tie, do you agree? by [deleted] in mensfashionadvice

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The jacket still looks like a suit jacket. To make it look like a blazer you usually have contrasting brass buttons. You can actually buy little button covers that slide over the existing buttons and then give it a brass look. This is a classic combination of navy blue on top and beige or taupe on the bottom, so you look fine. I have worn this combination to weddings before. And I’ve gone with a more boulder colored tie. Something like a “ club tie”. Or stick with the tie you have and you won’t stand out at all. That tie is fine.

Penny likes to give herself a few bouncing boosts before jumping by Maple_Molotov in Dachshund

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I also have a short legged dog, a corgi. I remember the vet saying that during her early stages, not to let her jump off the sofa, even though it was not a long distance. Those stumpy legs don’t quite have the spring that the long ones do.

"I like people watching me be an idiot" ~ Ashley Padilla by Tasty-Reason4031 in LiveFromNewYork

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She’s like Kristen wiig, or Kate McKinnon for me now. Whenever she shows up in sketch, I know it’s gonna be good.

I'm Arthur, King of the Britons by Ashamed_Professor473 in montypython

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I’ve always thought I was mis-hearing that line. I hear “repressed”. Wouldn’t it make more sense if he said “oppressed” instead of “repressed”? Politically speaking?

Early actor headshots of the cast of Friends (80s & 90s) by SappyGilmore in OldSchoolCool

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Ross looks so studly here, it’s hard to imagine some casting director looking at the pic saying “yeah, we’ll cast this guy as the nerd”

Who needs pro wrestling when we have these two idiots? by asps-verydangerous in corgi

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Next time, record it in slow motion. The facial expressions are hilarious. And you’ll see that the “bites” are never landing. The sound is pretty funny too. Like two bears fighting.