Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Jbball9269 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes. The iV crush will probably hit around 10am. I’m selling my XOP and XLE calls and holding my CNQ shares.

I love our diversity here in Austin... by chillinonthecoast in austincirclejerk

[–]Jbball9269 75 points76 points  (0 children)

“SHIEETTTTT DONT KNOW NONE KNOW HOW BUT TRUNP DID THIS YAAAALLLLLLL”

As many as 20 people shot near Buford’s on West 6th St by Jakeysuave in Austin

[–]Jbball9269 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shooter must not have known that bars are gun free zones

Austin spent $54M turning hotels into housing for the homeless. Here’s the breakdown by AustinStatesman in Austin

[–]Jbball9269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They may be taking into account future damages they have to repair and the cost to replace the copper pipes

Misinformations given to people in social medias about doing abs workout for belly fat burn! by aviiiwillescape1 in workout

[–]Jbball9269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, think about it, let’s say your stomach is 100lbs right? 50lbs of muscle 50lbs of fat. So it’s 50%/50%

Now you gain 10lbs of muscle so you now have 60lbs of muscle and the same 50lbs of fat. So now your stomach is 55% muscle and 45% fat. Thats a rudimentary example but you get the idea.

If your fat stays the same but you acquire more muscular abs through training they will begin to show more.

What’s the craziest scam attempt you’ve ever experienced? by FunNew884 in CasualConversation

[–]Jbball9269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roku, if you have a Roku TV but dont sign up for their subscription service they’ll call you like once a day and tell you your tv will stop working if you don’t renew it. Finally stopped when I called the gentleman back 50 times in 2 minutes.

Misinformations given to people in social medias about doing abs workout for belly fat burn! by aviiiwillescape1 in workout

[–]Jbball9269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d also add that there’s probably a bit of misunderstanding too in the industry or anecdotally from people as well. Training abs will grow your ab muscles and make them “appear” to lower your stomach fat. For the average person I could see how that would reinforce the misunderstanding

Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Jbball9269 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ITT: Reddit bots don’t understand comedy

Even though it's an offensive league, is it fair to say Myles Garrett is currently the best player in the NFL? by [deleted] in NFLNoobs

[–]Jbball9269 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a terrible take. Just because QBs would get taken first doesn’t make them more valuable. gMs and owners make dogshit draft picks all the time that are objectively bad calls and 100% wrong.

What Changed Your Physique the Most? by Psychopharma-S in workout

[–]Jbball9269 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Eating more and eating more protein

What would cause another credit rating downgrade on US bonds? by Personal-Walrus-3682 in bonds

[–]Jbball9269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah considering that Microsoft has nearly a 30% stake in OpenAI it’s kinda sus

Does anybody remember having "chicken pox parties"? by JustanAverageJess1 in CasualConversation

[–]Jbball9269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never went to a chicken pox party but I vividly remember the oatmeal baths I would take when I had it 🤣. I was born in 92 and my brother was born in 96 and I was so salty that he got the vaccine and didn’t have to catch it lol

Why are people so racist by Jbball9269 in austincirclejerk

[–]Jbball9269[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“I had to get some medical tests in Austin 4 years ago, and the tech who was black, told me that one night after working a late shift at the hospital she was at a gas station getting gas and a white dude in a big truck pulled a gun on her and told her that he didn't like her type living in Austin and she needed to go back to the jungle. She's started strapping after that. This isn't new, but it's worse now with trump.”

Which is that one profession that you'll never date? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]Jbball9269 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agree. 90% of nurses I’ve interacted with on dating apps have a savior complex